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[Tybre]

The sumo announcer in YOLT. I've no idea what he's saying. I think it's just random sounds. Could be a dialect of Japanese I don't speak (I can speak Kansai quite well and understand Tokyo, just not reply in the Tokyo dialect) or maybe things have changed since 1967, but it doesn't even remotely sound like what announcers usually say before a match. Maybe Cubby and them gave him a phrase to say in English and his English skills just weren't up to par. I dunno. I just laugh my off at him. Sounds like some sort of overgrown baby with a severe mental defect.

Also from YOLT, the fact that Bond says he's never been to Japan before, and yet he mentions going to Tokyo with M in FRWL. Gets a bit of a chuckle.

Edited by Tybre, 24 July 2009 - 06:44 PM.

[Rufus Ffolkes]

I've always loved how in TLD, Necros expertly apes both American and English accents, yet adopts a heavy Russian accent for his normal speaking voice.

[DamnCoffee]

GE - Orumov's Hat!

LMFAO LMFAO! When he stares at Xenia after she shoots everyone, the look on his face, and his little hat on his head. It makes me crease!

[tim partridge]

I find most of Pierce Brosnans facial expressions, wooden dialogue delivery and grunts to be laughter inducing.


AVTAK:


Zorin inexplicably laughing at Mortmers concern before falling off the Golden Gate

Dummy of Zorin falling off the bridge



Karl Mortmers face when hes lighting the dynamite
AND
Qs facial expression when his headset pokes him in the eye during the shower scene-
Both look as though they are having a mixture of stroke and orgasm at the same time


Jump cut for when Bond beds Mayday

Zorin waving his hat triumphantly at the horse races- Walken looks like hes made of marzipan, hes wearing so much base make up and eye liner!


DIE ANOTHER DAY:

After giving us some suprisingly first rate visual storytellng as Bond is exchanged for Zao and not executed, Brozza has to spell it out to the audience the filmmakers nolonger respect:

"Zao, we are being traded!"

The thirty second sex scene with Halle Berry




ANY BROSNAN SEX SCENE:

the gratutitous, nonsensical shoulder devouring and constipated biting




FYEO:

The blazing, dated, flamin disco that plays when Bond unplugs the controller on the helicopter, that sounds like a Skegness tribute group performing a Julio Igleasias B side- WTF is that doing in a Bond movie??


QOS: CGI Camilles sewn together tiny skirt during the freefall



GOLDENEYE:
Eric Serras gunbarrel got howls of laughter from my friends when we saw the film

Orumovs many moments of inappropriate, campy toothless grinning



LIVING DAYLIGHTS:

When Bond is explaining the pipeline to Koskov while driving- probably the least flattering angle they could find to shoot Dalton from


TWINE:
Brosnans buckle shoe and waist high trouser outfit when he dives after the submarine

LTK
The gymnast in the title sequence who very visibly misteps and loses her balance towards the end


Moneypennys office in LTK


Mst of Binders title sequences, particularly the fibre optic lamp in LALDs!

[Mr. Blofeld]

FYEO:

The blazing, dated, flamin disco that plays when Bond unplugs the controller on the helicopter, that sounds like a Skegness tribute group performing a Julio Igleasias B side- WTF is that doing in a Bond movie??

Hey, I like that version of the Bond theme! It's damned funky, and you can dance to it!

On the other hand, I have to agree, AVTAK has a lot of dummies; I myself laughed uproariously when the Asian-American backer falls into San Francisco Bay in the form of a burlap dummy with a stock scream dubbed in from Moonraker.

Also, I giggle at the dandy-esque way Brosnan handles the Russian base staircase at the beginning of GoldenEye.

[tdalton]

Also, I giggle at the dandy-esque way Brosnan handles the Russian base staircase at the beginning of GoldenEye.

I just watched GOLDENEYE and got a good chuckle out of that one as well.

Also, not necessarily funny, but I've always found it interesting that Campbell introduces us to the new Bond actors (Brosnan and Craig) both times in a bathroom.

[Tybre]

Also, I giggle at the dandy-esque way Brosnan handles the Russian base staircase at the beginning of GoldenEye.

I just watched GOLDENEYE and got a good chuckle out of that one as well.

Also, not necessarily funny, but I've always found it interesting that Campbell introduces us to the new Bond actors (Brosnan and Craig) both times in a bathroom.

Mayhaps Campbell does all of his best thinking on the toilet?

[Mr. Blofeld]

Also, I giggle at the dandy-esque way Brosnan handles the Russian base staircase at the beginning of GoldenEye.

I just watched GOLDENEYE and got a good chuckle out of that one as well.

Also, not necessarily funny, but I've always found it interesting that Campbell introduces us to the new Bond actors (Brosnan and Craig) both times in a bathroom.

Mayhaps Campbell does all of his best thinking on the toilet?

Well, John Glen had loads of scenes taking place in a toilet in TLD, so it's not just restricted to Campbell, I think.

[col_007]

Karl Mortmers face when hes lighting the dynamite

When he shouts Zorin's name out when he falls from the Bridge MAAAAXXXX!!!!

[DamnCoffee]

I always thought the old fool was shouting "PETTT!!!!!!"

[Dekard77]

TWINE the entire movie.

[col_007]

I always thought the old fool was shouting "PETTT!!!!!!"

haha its hilarious

Edited by col_007, 26 July 2009 - 05:47 PM.

[Tybre]

The whole of that

[Mr. Blofeld]

I always thought the old fool was shouting "PETTT!!!!!!"

haha its hilarious

He's like the evil version of Desmond Llewellyn...

[DaveBond21]

Also from YOLT, the fact that Bond says he's never been to Japan before, and yet he mentions going to Tokyo with M in FRWL. Gets a bit of a chuckle.

Yes, but he may be keeping his last visit to Tokyo a secret from Mr Osato. Maybe something happened that he best not know about, or maybe there was an infamous situation involving a British secret agent and Bond doesn't want them to know it was him.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Also from YOLT, the fact that Bond says he's never been to Japan before, and yet he mentions going to Tokyo with M in FRWL. Gets a bit of a chuckle.

Yes, but he may be keeping his last visit to Tokyo a secret from Tiger. Maybe something happened that Tiger best not know about, or maybe there was an infamous situation involving a British secret agent and Bond doesn't want them to know it was him.

Isn't that mentioned on the submarine, though? Far earlier than his meeting with Tanaka, I thought...

[DaveBond21]

Also from YOLT, the fact that Bond says he's never been to Japan before, and yet he mentions going to Tokyo with M in FRWL. Gets a bit of a chuckle.

Yes, but he may be keeping his last visit to Tokyo a secret from Tiger. Maybe something happened that Tiger best not know about, or maybe there was an infamous situation involving a British secret agent and Bond doesn't want them to know it was him.

Isn't that mentioned on the submarine, though? Far earlier than his meeting with Tanaka, I thought...

Actually, I think I was wrong to say Tiger - I will edit that. It's to Henderson. He tells him he has never been to Japan before but we know he has. The conversation on the submarine was the one with Moneypenny about not needing the guidebook because he studied Oriental Languages (but then can't read the Chinese keyboard in TND).

[Mr. Blofeld]

Also from YOLT, the fact that Bond says he's never been to Japan before, and yet he mentions going to Tokyo with M in FRWL. Gets a bit of a chuckle.

Yes, but he may be keeping his last visit to Tokyo a secret from Tiger. Maybe something happened that Tiger best not know about, or maybe there was an infamous situation involving a British secret agent and Bond doesn't want them to know it was him.

Isn't that mentioned on the submarine, though? Far earlier than his meeting with Tanaka, I thought...

Actually, I think I was wrong to say Tiger - I will edit that. It's to Henderson. He tells him he has never been to Japan before but we know he has. The conversation on the submarine was the one with Moneypenny about not needing the guidebook because he studied Oriental Languages (but then can't read the Chinese keyboard in TND).

Ah, yes. Oh, the glories of late-era Connery and Brosnan...

[Joey Bond]

"If you come inside, things will not be the same"

Probably the biggest "That's what she said" moment in Bond history

[Aris007]

Yesterday I watched You Only Live Twice and I noticed a big mistake! When Mr. Osato and Helga Brandt are meeting Blofeld in his office inside the volcano they both say that it's all over the newspapaers that Bond is dead and apparently that's what they believe! Thing is that Bond's photo was also in the newspapers and how the hell they didn't know that he was alive since they saw him in Osato's company as Mr. Fisher?

[Dekard77]

Yesterday I watched You Only Live Twice and I noticed a big mistake! When Mr. Osato and Helga Brandt are meeting Blofeld in his office inside the volcano they both say that it's all over the newspapaers that Bond is dead and apparently that's what they believe! Thing is that Bond's photo was also in the newspapers and how the hell they didn't know that he was alive since they saw him in Osato's company as Mr. Fisher?

True... but it could be since Bond is dead they didn't think to much of Mr.Fisher...

[daltonnery]

In LTK when Felix Leiter yells at Sanchez, "I'll see you in hell!" There's something about David Hedison's delivery of those lines that makes me laugh.

Edited by daltonnery, 31 July 2009 - 12:08 AM.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Yesterday I watched You Only Live Twice and I noticed a big mistake! When Mr. Osato and Helga Brandt are meeting Blofeld in his office inside the volcano they both say that it's all over the newspapaers that Bond is dead and apparently that's what they believe! Thing is that Bond's photo was also in the newspapers and how the hell they didn't know that he was alive since they saw him in Osato's company as Mr. Fisher?

True... but it could be since Bond is dead they didn't think to much of Mr.Fisher...

Relax, Dekard; it's the piss-poor scripting that does it in.

[Dekard77]

Yesterday I watched You Only Live Twice and I noticed a big mistake! When Mr. Osato and Helga Brandt are meeting Blofeld in his office inside the volcano they both say that it's all over the newspapaers that Bond is dead and apparently that's what they believe! Thing is that Bond's photo was also in the newspapers and how the hell they didn't know that he was alive since they saw him in Osato's company as Mr. Fisher?

True... but it could be since Bond is dead they didn't think to much of Mr.Fisher...

Relax, Dekard; it's the piss-poor scripting that does it in.

HEHEEH ok ... was losing sleep over it. Thanks. I love the meeting with Fisher and Osato.

[jamie00007]

FYEO - the closeup of Melina Havelock's eyes with the really dramatic music cue after her parents are killed. So very, very cheesy.

[Dekard77]

FYEO - the closeup of Melina Havelock's eyes with the really dramatic music cue after her parents are killed. So very, very cheesy.

She also sports a slight stubble.

[col_007]

FYEO - the closeup of Melina Havelock's eyes with the really dramatic music cue after her parents are killed. So very, very cheesy.

She also sports a slight stubble.

eh Carole Bouquet is a very attractive woman each to there own I guess

[Dekard77]

FYEO - the closeup of Melina Havelock's eyes with the really dramatic music cue after her parents are killed. So very, very cheesy.

She also sports a slight stubble.

eh Carole Bouquet is a very attractive woman each to there own I guess

Very attratcive woman. Love her looks. But the close up of her face u'll notice the hair on her face which is a kind of put off for me considering we are suppose to admire and believe her fury. But the rest of the movie she is fine.

[Mr. Blofeld]

I'm surprised that nobody's yet mentioned the ridiculous Brylcreemed bedhead that Connery sports when he wakes up on Crab Key to see Ursula Andress rising out of the water; it looks incredibly stupid.

[Strangways]

In AVTAK when Bond and Stacey are speeding away in their getaway-firetruck. Bond wants Stacey to take over driving and says, "Stacey, put your hand here."

There is a pause, and Bond has to clarify, "The WHEEL, the WHEEL!"

So, just where did she put her hand?