Jump to content


This is a read only archive of the old forums
The new CBn forums are located at https://quarterdeck.commanderbond.net/

 
Photo

Unintentional Comedy Moments


441 replies to this topic

#391 robertcampbell

robertcampbell

    Midshipman

  • Crew
  • 20 posts

Posted 09 August 2011 - 01:16 PM

The facial expression of Roger Moore in "TMWTGG" when he was karate chopped and accidentally swallowed the golden bullet from Zaida's belly button,Pierce Brosnan's jerking arms when he ran in "DAD" and Halle Berry's more than enough hips swaying walk in bikini also from "DAD".Not good enough to be pitted next to Ursula Andress'legendary entrance in "Dr.No".

#392 TCK

TCK

    Sub-Lieutenant

  • Crew
  • Pip
  • 341 posts
  • Location:France

Posted 09 August 2011 - 02:07 PM

Moonraker.

#393 DaveBond21

DaveBond21

    Commander

  • Veterans
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 18026 posts
  • Location:Sydney, Australia (but from the UK)

Posted 16 August 2011 - 06:47 AM

The facial expression of Roger Moore in "TMWTGG" when he was karate chopped and accidentally swallowed the golden bullet from Zaida's belly button,Pierce Brosnan's jerking arms when he ran in "DAD" and Halle Berry's more than enough hips swaying walk in bikini also from "DAD".Not good enough to be pitted next to Ursula Andress'legendary entrance in "Dr.No".


Ah, yes, watch Halle Berry drying herself in her bikini. Two dabs of a towel and she's dry all over.

#394 Miles Miservy

Miles Miservy

    Lieutenant

  • Crew
  • PipPip
  • 683 posts
  • Location:CT

Posted 16 August 2011 - 02:41 PM

Halle Berry walks out in an odd T-1000 type of way...

View Post


What about Pierce Brosnan's running? Now that's what I call T-1000.



Next time you watch Halle Barry dive over the cliff, check out Pierce Brosnan's suit. His pants cuffs are high above his ankles, as if The Archies, taylored his suit.

#395 Miles Miservy

Miles Miservy

    Lieutenant

  • Crew
  • PipPip
  • 683 posts
  • Location:CT

Posted 16 August 2011 - 02:56 PM

My wife always getting a good laugh when Pierce is running, especially in TND when he is running towards the camera at Tomorrow. If anyone ever gets to meet Broz, you should ask him why he is trying to give himself black eyes when he runs.


Every time Pierce Brosnan throws a punch w/his right, he swings his left out like he's dancing. He does it fighting w/006; He does it in Carver's soundproof room; he does it fighting w/Renard in the inverted submarine and he does it fighting w/Zao in the Cuban clinic.

#396 AMC Hornet

AMC Hornet

    Commander

  • Veterans
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 5857 posts

Posted 16 August 2011 - 04:37 PM

Every time Pierce Brosnan throws a punch w/his right, he swings his left out like he's dancing. He does it fighting w/006; He does it in Carver's soundproof room; he does it fighting w/Renard in the inverted submarine and he does it fighting w/Zao in the Cuban clinic.


What about Sir Rog constantly reaching out with his left hand to grab his opponent's face before belting him with his right?

Granted, that was because he normally wore thick glasses, and this distance-gauging served to prevent any more Lazenby-style screen-test incidents, but if you can get in that close with your left, why not just use your left?

And while I'm on about that, there's the little fight in the lift-room under the cemetery in LALD, wherein one of the guards runs up behind Bond and instead of cold-cocking him, reaches out and touches him timidly on the back, so that Sir Rog knows he's there in position to 'receive' a haymaker.

And, while still on the topic of delayed cues, there's the WW security guard in DAF who remounts and starts his Honda trike, then sits there waiting for Sean to run up and kick him off again. He even glances down, as if checking a gauge or something to kill the time. Nothing that a little "Cut! Let's try that again" wouldn't have cured.

Edited by AMC Hornet, 16 August 2011 - 07:40 PM.


#397 MajorB

MajorB

    Commander

  • Veterans
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 3700 posts
  • Location:Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, USA

Posted 16 August 2011 - 08:27 PM


The facial expression of Roger Moore in "TMWTGG" when he was karate chopped and accidentally swallowed the golden bullet from Zaida's belly button,Pierce Brosnan's jerking arms when he ran in "DAD" and Halle Berry's more than enough hips swaying walk in bikini also from "DAD".Not good enough to be pitted next to Ursula Andress'legendary entrance in "Dr.No".


Ah, yes, watch Halle Berry drying herself in her bikini. Two dabs of a towel and she's dry all over.

From what I've heard about filming that scene, the water probably crystallized to ice and just fell off her. ;)

#398 DaveBond21

DaveBond21

    Commander

  • Veterans
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 18026 posts
  • Location:Sydney, Australia (but from the UK)

Posted 16 August 2011 - 10:42 PM



The facial expression of Roger Moore in "TMWTGG" when he was karate chopped and accidentally swallowed the golden bullet from Zaida's belly button,Pierce Brosnan's jerking arms when he ran in "DAD" and Halle Berry's more than enough hips swaying walk in bikini also from "DAD".Not good enough to be pitted next to Ursula Andress'legendary entrance in "Dr.No".


Ah, yes, watch Halle Berry drying herself in her bikini. Two dabs of a towel and she's dry all over.

From what I've heard about filming that scene, the water probably crystallized to ice and just fell off her. ;)


:D

#399 A Kristatos

A Kristatos

    Lieutenant

  • Crew
  • PipPip
  • 609 posts
  • Location:Chicago, USA

Posted 04 September 2011 - 06:36 PM


Ah, yes, watch Halle Berry drying herself in her bikini. Two dabs of a towel and she's dry all over.

From what I've heard about filming that scene, the water probably crystallized to ice and just fell off her. ;)


Well, of course. She's "The Most Interesting Woman In The World". :D

#400 robertcampbell

robertcampbell

    Midshipman

  • Crew
  • 20 posts

Posted 05 September 2011 - 12:12 AM

The facial expression on Sir Roger when he was sliding by the stairwell in "Octopussy" and was about to hit a vase-The Crab key guard in "Dr.No" retaining the same loud voice sans microphone"Full speed ahead"line-The delayed reaction of one of Blofeld's thugs during an explosion "DAF" and Mr.Wint's reaction when Bond was about to threw him overboard in the same film and the Karate fight with Jula in "TMWTGG"-most obvious that the stuntman was waiting for Sir Roger to give a kick and roll on the floor!...

#401 Rayliottaasbond

Rayliottaasbond

    Sub-Lieutenant

  • Crew
  • Pip
  • 117 posts

Posted 08 September 2011 - 12:13 AM

I'm not sure this actually counts, but as a child I thought the actor who played Koskov in the Living Daylights was the same dude from this advert...



I found it funny at the time.

Edited by Rayliottaasbond, 08 September 2011 - 12:14 AM.


#402 00Kevin

00Kevin

    Lieutenant

  • Crew
  • PipPip
  • 699 posts

Posted 08 September 2011 - 03:28 AM

this occured to me last night while watching Casino Royale. Leiter and the CIA will give bond the money to keep playing and in return bond will let the CIA bring in Le Chiffre.

Bond: "And the winnings?"
Leiter: "Does it look like we need the money?"

this exchanged was made quickly obsolete by a real world issue.

#403 Miles Miservy

Miles Miservy

    Lieutenant

  • Crew
  • PipPip
  • 683 posts
  • Location:CT

Posted 08 September 2011 - 01:40 PM



In FYEO, when Bond and Melina are in the wreck of the St. George's, I swear there's one dead sailor in there who's still sat at his workstation. Now that's job dedication.


Wasn't there a sailer who was handcuffed to his duty station? More haunting than funny, I suppose....


No, the guy I'm referring to is in the main room where Bond and Melina fight the henchman in the suit, not the smaller room where the ATAC and its shackled operator were.

I don't think that was unintentional.

Not sure, I interpreted it as a "cool" moment that also manages to be quite funny. To me, anyway.


I got a kick out of the guy in the J I M diving suit just about to drop the "S BOMB" when the timer clicks down to zero.

#404 col_007

col_007

    Lieutenant

  • Crew
  • PipPip
  • 556 posts
  • Location:Bladen Safe House

Posted 08 September 2011 - 02:44 PM

The facial expression on Sir Roger when he was sliding by the stairwell in "Octopussy" Mr.Wint's reaction when Bond was about to threw him overboard in the same film


I found both funny are they really Unintentional Comedy Moments :confused:

#405 Ozzman313

Ozzman313

    Sub-Lieutenant

  • Crew
  • Pip
  • 122 posts
  • Location:(Classified)

Posted 15 September 2011 - 01:57 AM

Moonraker.


DAD and DAF.

Edited by Ozzman313, 15 September 2011 - 01:58 AM.


#406 TCK

TCK

    Sub-Lieutenant

  • Crew
  • Pip
  • 341 posts
  • Location:France

Posted 17 September 2011 - 05:23 PM


Moonraker.


DAD and DAF.


Die another day, yes.

Diamonds are forever no. It wasn't unintentional in this one, they wanted to do it like that.

#407 DamnCoffee

DamnCoffee

    Commander

  • Executive Officers
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 24459 posts
  • Location:England

Posted 20 November 2011 - 02:33 AM

Oh my god, honestly. I was round a friends the other night, and we all watched GoldenEye before we went out. Thrilling stuff. One of my friends turned to me during the end credits and went "Is that Pierce Brosnan singing!?!?!?"




0:40

I still can't stop laughing.

Edited by Mharkin, 20 November 2011 - 02:33 AM.


#408 Mr. Blofeld

Mr. Blofeld

    Commander

  • Veterans
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 9173 posts
  • Location:North Smithfield, RI, USA

Posted 20 November 2011 - 04:12 AM

Wow... that's a lot worse than I remembered. :|

#409 Captain Tightpants

Captain Tightpants

    Commander

  • Veterans
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 4755 posts
  • Location::noitacoL

Posted 20 November 2011 - 07:34 AM

When Pierce Brosnan sings, it soulds like he has a brain injury.

#410 Pussfeller

Pussfeller

    Commander

  • Veterans
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 4089 posts
  • Location:Washington, D.C.

Posted 20 November 2011 - 07:49 AM

Knowing you, Mharkin, you'll enjoy this.

#411 DamnCoffee

DamnCoffee

    Commander

  • Executive Officers
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 24459 posts
  • Location:England

Posted 20 November 2011 - 05:43 PM

Oh my god. You know me too well. We also watched this, just for Brosnans singing.


Also, anyone else noticed the Brosnan pout? It happens a few times during Die Another Day. He just... pouts obscenely during lines for dramatic effect.




4:08. He does a whole spasm of them here.

Edited by Mharkin, 20 November 2011 - 05:46 PM.


#412 SecretAgentFan

SecretAgentFan

    Commander

  • Commanding Officers
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 9055 posts
  • Location:Germany

Posted 20 November 2011 - 06:01 PM

When Pierce Brosnan sings, it soulds like he has a brain injury.


I think he sounds like David Bowie. And I like Bowie´s voice.

Hmmm, should add this in the Unpopular opinions-thread.

#413 Trevelyan 006

Trevelyan 006

    Lieutenant

  • Crew
  • PipPip
  • 820 posts
  • Location:Antenna Cradle

Posted 20 November 2011 - 06:19 PM

In Licence To Kill, The Way Pam Bouvier Falls Into The Boat After Being Shot Was Slightly Comedic..

Also, In From Russia With Love, While In The Gypsy Camp, A Gypsy Is Dancing And The Camera Keeps Cutting To The Table Where Bond Is Sitting And Each Time It Seems Connery Is Laughing Harder And Harder..

Plus The Numerous "Where Is Fekkesh ?" Lines In The Spy Who Loved Me.


#414 00Twelve

00Twelve

    Commander

  • Veterans
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 7706 posts
  • Location:Kingsport, TN

Posted 20 November 2011 - 10:40 PM


Halle Berry walks out in an odd T-1000 type of way...

View Post


What about Pierce Brosnan's running? Now that's what I call T-1000.



Next time you watch Halle Barry dive over the cliff, check out Pierce Brosnan's suit. His pants cuffs are high above his ankles, as if The Archies, taylored his suit.

Ha, yeah, he had to keep changing suits because the moisture made the linen shrink up like a scared turtle.

For me, Kidd's hair. Just, anytime he's onscreen.

#415 hilly

hilly

    Lieutenant

  • Crew
  • PipPip
  • 813 posts
  • Location:Lost. Last seen Brass Rubbing in Brittany

Posted 22 November 2011 - 09:34 AM

Goldfinger's accent, particularly during the golf scene, veers wildly across a variety of European countries, culminating in a broad Welsh " I awwnn the club" that is worthy of Tom Jones..

#416 Miles Miservy

Miles Miservy

    Lieutenant

  • Crew
  • PipPip
  • 683 posts
  • Location:CT

Posted 22 November 2011 - 02:45 PM

Bronan's facial expressions in <!-- CBN - FILM TAG BEGIN tnd --><a target='_blank' href='http://www.commanderbond.net/index.cgi?action=Category&CID=112'><b class='film'>Tomorrow Never Dies</b></a><!-- CBN - FILM TAG END --> before he undresses Paris. He reminds me of my dog, or one of the cats after a sniff of one another's butts.


okay................. (never quite thought of it THAT way.

Oh my god, honestly. I was round a friends the other night, and we all watched GoldenEye before we went out. Thrilling stuff. One of my friends turned to me during the end credits and went "Is that Pierce Brosnan singing!?!?!?"




0:40

I still can't stop laughing.



Wait... you're telling that's NOT Boris???

#417 Jaws0178

Jaws0178

    Lt. Commander

  • Veterans
  • PipPipPip
  • 1612 posts
  • Location:Sioux Falls, Station SD

Posted 22 November 2011 - 05:27 PM

I was watching FRWL last night and got to the part where Grant backhands Bond. The way Connery's face goes makes me laugh. Whether or not it was intentional, I doubt it.

#418 DamnCoffee

DamnCoffee

    Commander

  • Executive Officers
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 24459 posts
  • Location:England

Posted 23 November 2011 - 03:06 AM

Something me and my friends laugh at, hysterically. M's amazing sense of smell. You'll soon understand.

Posted Image
Posted Image


Seriously, the next time you watch Casino Royale, turn the volume right up at this part. It's like she's analysed the crime scene by sniffing.

#419 SecretAgentFan

SecretAgentFan

    Commander

  • Commanding Officers
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 9055 posts
  • Location:Germany

Posted 23 November 2011 - 06:08 AM

Wow, she really looks younger in CR. What six years can do to you...

#420 Hector Pelon

Hector Pelon

    Cadet

  • Crew
  • 17 posts

Posted 29 May 2012 - 01:06 PM

I always crack up at Bond's "55 minutes" and "something to... remember me by?" face in Octopussy.

Also, I love how the most quip happy Bond of them all says

"I have to get her off"

"but how?"

"The equipment Q sent for me, can I have it?"

just so hilarious that the line seemed to go right over Roger's head (him of all people).