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[spynovelfan]

Why I think he'd be good: he plays a secret agent on TV, he's American, a massive star, totally inappropriate for the role, there's absolutely no way he's ever going to be cast, but I found a cool photo of him holding a gun on the internet.

What do you reckon?

[Mister Asterix]

Well, he does have a gun. Sign him up.

[spynovelfan]

Oh, damn. I've just seen that IMDB lists his height as 6'3. Which means that he's really 4'2, so he can't be Bond. Oh, well. He was so close otherwise.

[Mister Asterix]

But wait...

Maybe he could still qualify if you can find a picture of him in a tux.

[Bondian]

I don't know about him, but this chap would make an excellent OO7.

[Agent 76]

But wait...

Maybe he could still qualify if you can find a picture of him in a tux.

here you got...

[Bon-san]

I don't know about him, but this chap would make an excellent OO7. 

Quick! Delete that pic!

The Telegraph will pick it up, and soon it'll be reported that he's a "legitimate contender."

[K1Bond007]

But wait...

Maybe he could still qualify if you can find a picture of him in a tux.

Close enough...SIGN HIM!


Heh. I love this thread.

[Obiwan]

Well he's hot so sign him up

[spynovelfan]

I can't believe nobody's said he'd make a great Felix Leiter yet.

[Spoon]

He's not American, btw.

[spynovelfan]

, you're right! He's Canadian. That's allowed. [censored]ity de-bugger.

[Agent 76]

He's not American, btw.

BTW, Pierce Brosnan is american.

[Mister Asterix]

, you're right! He's Canadian. That's allowed. [censored]ity de-bugger.

Well, as Canada is in North America, geographically...

[spynovelfan]

I've just realised who would be perfect casting.

Michelangelo's David for the next Bond!



Okay, he's possibly a little too A-list, but he's got the menacing ruthless look of Fleming's character. He's kind of like a cross between Gerard Butler, but with some of the suaveness of Jeremy Northam. If it weren't for the fact that his hair's a bit curly, he's Italian, he's got a small todger and he's a sculpture, he'd be perfect.

Etc.

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

OMG

What if the next Bond was completely CGI animated!!


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[marktmurphy]

I've just realised who would be perfect casting.

Michelangelo's David for the next Bond!

Well, he's got a 'cruel mouth' (whatever that means) and a thick comma of hair over his eyebrow. Well, both eyebrows, I suppose.

I support Chris Eccleston for the role. He's got dark hair, comes from England (well, the north, if you count that as England) and he needs a gig anyway. I hear he has the perfect pet; a cruel moth.

[Mister Asterix]

OMG     

What if the next Bond was completely CGI animated!!


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[ComplimentsOfSharky]

Maybe if he had a shave and a good haircut, I guess I could see it.

Edited by ComplimentsOfSharky, 08 September 2005 - 12:59 AM.

[Mr. Somerset]

Never thought of Keifer before, but I'd pick him to play Leiter in a second!
Albert R Broccoli's Eon Productions present KEIFER SUTHERLAND as Ian Fleming's FELIX LEITER in CASINO ROYALE.
(also featuring somebody as James Bond).

[Saint John Smythe]

And what about a CGI Bond and 5 versions of the same film.
The movie is the same but everyone can decide to see CR starred by Connery's clone, Laz' clone, Moore's clone, Dalton's clone or Brosnan's clone.
At the end we'll see who raised more money.

[Bryce (003)]

The only "JB" I like Kiefer as is Jack Bauer.

He's got the edge though.

However, I do have another canidate.

and a few others - Cheers Lads.

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[ComplimentsOfSharky]

That's not that funny because most of us would accept you as Bond Bryce.

[triviachamp]

No thanks, I want Tommy Douglas' grandson as far away from Bond as possible!

[Pal]

Your'e a helluva lot more Bondian that Craig!

[Bryce (003)]

That's not that funny because most of us would accept you as Bond Bryce.

*bows*

Thank you kind Sir!

Actually, while it was discussed and put forward at the BCW, I would rather be me - i.e. Bryce 003. I show up in the precredits, on a mission with Bond, and get taken out, yet while helping Bond pull off the mission and escape....and not turning up later as a bad guy. If that's my way into a Bond film and getting my SAG card, I'll die well and happy - but preferably while doing something REALLY cool and having a good one-liner.

Although that would make two times that a "003" got bumped off. Maybe they'd need to retire that number at MI6.

BOT - Kiefer would be a great Leiter though. Just give me another season of 24 first.

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[ComplimentsOfSharky]

Haha

fair enough

[ACE]

OMG     

What if the next Bond was completely CGI animated!!


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ROTFLMAO

Genius post, ComplimentsOfSharky!

[pieffra]

absolutely not for a bond role
Perhaps I could se him as Leiter, or Damian Falco, Madsen replacement

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

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