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[WC]

Does anyone suppose Judi Dench could ever cut it as a Bond girl? How old is she these days anyway? She nearly became one in TWINE when Bond had to rescue her.

What do people think? And what kind of things could she do?

[cvheady007]

Has the Bond news well run this dry?

[Agent 76]

Does anyone suppose Judi Dench could ever cut it as a Bond girl?

yeah.... for Grandpa Bond.

[Skin 17]

no comment

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

Honestly, I believe Dame Judi would make a fantastic Bond girl. I think most of you will agree with me that it's time we got out of high school and moved on to a real woman. Rosamund Pike was 22 in DAD. Honestly...that's just too young. What's next? A 19 year old? Sickening! The reign of the flippant barbie doll Bond girl must come to and end.

And why Dame Judi? Well just look at her! You know you'd hop into bed with that! There's no reason Bond shouldn't...especially if Bond is Henry Cavill. Dame Judi would be an experienced woman to teach a young Bond the ropes - show him his way in life. And I surely can't think of a better, more talented actress to do so....maybe Bea Arthur.


Dame Judi Dench as Domi Pleese in Bond 21? Yes yes yes

[Qwerty]

Ummm...

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[License To Kill]

:confused::confused:

[Qwerty]

In other words, and in my opinion, no.

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

I guess I'm the only one who wanted to take advantage of the sheer ridiculousness of this thread.

[Bondian]

Well, older women give better 'head'. ('thoughts', for you with dirty minds).

Why not. It's going to be interesting to see a 17 year old James Bond getting down-and-dirty with a near 70 year old.

Bond 22 title 'Yo, Bang me Momma'!.

[Bond_Bishop]

Oh my god. The news is absolutely dried out like a desert now, right?

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

Yeah we've pretty much hit a new low.

[Genrewriter]

Hmm, well...I'm thinking no. Maybe if Michael Caine were playing Bond. I'm going for popcorn and a box of candy during the love scene though.

And yes, the news has dried up this much. Right now we're in a holding pattern that would make even the most stable air traffic controller jump out the window to the tarmac.

[Skudor]

[quote name='ComplimentsOfSharky' date='21 August 2005 - 22:41']Honestly, I believe Dame Judi would make a fantastic Bond girl.

[WC]

Judi Dench would probably suit the likes of Orlando Bloom as well. Perhaps even as the new Mrs Bond, dare I say? (That's Mrs Bond his wife, not his mother).

[K1Bond007]

The seriousness of this discussion was over the moment it started.

[WC]

The seriousness of this discussion was over the moment it started. 

Well seriously then, what other oldies could make good Bond girls for a young Bond?

I'll suggest Helen Mirren,Glenn Close or Rosemary Harris. Fay Wray might've been one, but she died recently (of old age).

[Gri007]

Well, older women give better 'head'. ('thoughts', for you with dirty minds). 

Why not. It's going to be interesting to see a 17 year old James Bond getting down-and-dirty with a near 70 year old.

Bond 22 title 'Yo, Bang me Momma'!. 

GFETE and LMAO

[Qwerty]

Oh my god. The news is absolutely dried out like a desert now, right?

That happened quite a while ago.

[Janus Assassin]

Yea when Roger returns to the role... then I'll give it some thought.

[Pierce James Bond]

Judi Dench as a Bond GIRL? NO!!!!!!! I have nothing against Dame Judi Dench But Bond to me has always seemed like the young type (except in A View To A Kill) But I really would hate to see an older Bond girl that's 3x his age.

[Scottlee]

Dench would have been too old to be a Bond girl in 1995's GE, let alone CR in 2006. Oh...you were just joking. Ok.

Can't believe Rosamund Pike was only 22 in DAD. She looked 25/26 to me.

[Mr Malcolm]

Didn't Daniel Craig play a guy who went out with an older woman in The Mother? As he's a versatile actor, I'd imagine he'd fancy a change.

Which is a shame. Dame Judi coming out of the sea in a tiny bikini (I'm thinking thong)? Who could fail to get hot under the collar about that?

[killkenny kid]

Come on guys. Dame Judi is a babe.

[Qwerty]

Which is a shame.  Dame Judi coming out of the sea in a tiny bikini (I'm thinking thong)?  Who could fail to get hot under the collar about that?

[WC]

Which is a shame.  Dame Judi coming out of the sea in a tiny bikini (I'm thinking thong)?  Who could fail to get hot under the collar about that?

Bwahahaha!

Let's see. What other Bond girl scenarios could Sylvia Dench do?

1) Dench doing some thigh-crushing action on Bond? He'll definitely have to ask her her definition of safe sex!

2) Dench doing her Bambi and Thumper routine?

3) Dench saying "What sharp little eyes you've got, just wait till you get to my false teeth"?

4) Dench and Bond appearing on all the tarot cards as the lovers?

[adamwest007]

Man dont talk sexy about judi dench. she's my grandma's favourite actress.
I always tell her to watch bond coz she watches everything else dench is in. I tell her watch Tomorrow Never Dies coz it is just like 'As time goes by' coz she is with that old man who is her husband in that series.

Someone said she'd be suited if roger moore returned. Man Moore may respect her as an actor, but man he'd never stick it in. He'd go for something young. He had a 23 yr old when he was 53 or whatever in For your eyes only. I reckon he'd go rosamund pike.

p.s i didnt realise she was 22! man she younger than I am. she's doing well for herself. Pity doom sucks... she's a fine actress and hot too boot. My friend tossed over her at least twice a day in 2002... kept talking to me about bond for ages coz he knew i liked bond and he was obsessed with rosamund...

[Quartermaster007]

Judi Dench with James Bond...


ew.

[Jaws0178]

Dame Judi Dench as Domi Pleese in Bond 21?  Yes yes yes 

How bout "No, no, no!!!" and Genrewriter, to your comment about "Hmm, well...I'm thinking no. Maybe if Michael Caine were playing Bond. I'm going for popcorn and a box of candy during the love scene though." I'll swing for the drink and go with you during that scene.

And yes, we know this is a joke, we hope. If not, eww,eww,eww,eww!

[booyeah_]

She could be the Bond girl to Sean Connery in Never Ever Say Never Again...the theme song could be "We Don't Have Much Time Left In The World". Abe Vigoda could be Blofeld.