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[Blue Eyes]

Yup, this is a good laugh.

Sexy actress Denise Richards is furious after film bosses digitally enlarged her backside on promotional posters for her new movie. The former Bond girl stars in the upcoming comedy Undercover Brother, but says she was stunned when she first saw the ads for the flick. She says, "I slammed on the brakes when I saw it. I saw it at a bus stop and I thought, 'What the hell did they do to my a***?' Plus I got all these phone calls from my girlfriends saying, 'What did they do to you? You look ridiculous.'" Richards, who is engaged to Charlie Sheen, said she has no idea where the picture came from, because the one she approved was different. She adds, "They twist the art around. I didn't approve that. That's not my a***, to be honest with you. It's a computer."

I'm still looking for the poster. Does anyone have a copy by any chance? I've got to see it!

[General Koskov]

Poor Denise...

[DavidFries]

Rolex (27 May, 2002 02:52 p.m.):
One up the rectum dont effect em. Oh i am so sorry i should not have said that .

But I'm glad you did!

:-D

[Rolex]

One up the rectum dont effect em. Oh i am so sorry i should not have said that .

[Hardyboy]

Xenobia (27 May, 2002 03:46 a.m.):

Hardyboy (27 May, 2002 02:05 a.m.):
Isn't it about time we put this discussion behind us?

*urgh*

In honor of that incredibly bad pun...yes I think this discussion should come to a big end.

-- Xenobia

Yeah, I guess I did get a little too cheeky. Didn't mean to make an of myself. . .

[General Koskov]

It's sort of taken at a low angle, so what can be expected?

Here's the new tag line for Undercover Brother:

'Big Laughs, Big Hair, and Even Bigger than in The World is not Enough!' ;d

[Blue Eyes]

I said it up above, but I think if you take away the large hair and look at the size of her head on its own and then compare it to her butt something does seem out of wack. But I'd actually say that her head looks small and her butt fine.

[General Koskov]

Does anyone notice her being extraordinarily large? Know I may not stare at it as long as some, but to me it doesn't seem 'exploded'.

[Victor Zokas]

So, when did she get the matching buttock enlargement?

[zencat]

Hey, that butt looks fine to me. I slammed on my brakes too, Denise. And she's very sexy in the trailer. Am I crazy or was TWINE the only movie in which Denise Richards didn't look completely hot?

[Hardyboy]

I know Jennifer Lopez is really popular right now and a lot of performers are trying to imitate her, but isn't this going a little too far. . .?

[rafterman]

Zorin?!?! she's been in two Bond movies?!?!?

[Hardyboy]

Pardon me for coming in at the tail end of this conversation, but I thought everyone might find this amusing. In today's newspaper--I read the Tucson Citizen--the ad for Undercover Brother ran with the poster art as we see it above, except. . .there's a round label over Denise Richards' butt announcing the soundtrack contains new music by Snoop Dogg.

So--did Denise get her way and the studio is now covering up that inflated derriere? Or is my newspaper perhaps being unduly prudish and hiding her buns? Shades of the newspaper that added a dress to the woman on the For Your Eyes Only poster!

[Jim]

rafterman (24 May, 2002 07:04 a.m.):
looks fine to me

No, there is a mistake. For some reason they've removed the words "Zorin Industries" from the side.


"Stacey, look out!"

[rafterman]

looks fine to me

[Blue Eyes]

That butt doens't seem all that bad! Until you compare it to the size of her head. ;d

[Blofeld's Cat]

I kinda like that [cuss].

[General Koskov]

Is that gun in the poster for UB a P99?

At least other films are sluming as low as Bond in their choice of weapons.

[Hardyboy]

Isn't it about time we put this discussion behind us?

[PaulZ108]

I think it's this:


You can see the full thing at the movie's website.(http://www.undercover-brother.com)


The movie itself looked like a Bond spoof. Among other things, the guy drives a car that squirts "afro shine" out the back like an oil slick.

[Xenobia]

Hardyboy (27 May, 2002 02:05 a.m.):
Isn't it about time we put this discussion behind us?

*urgh*

In honor of that incredibly bad pun...yes I think this discussion should come to a big end.

-- Xenobia

[General Koskov]

Is Snoop Dogg's soundtrack very...large? ;d

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Looks a-okay to me. I'll bet Jennifer Lopez is jealous, though. Denise was on the Rosie O'Donnell show yesterday, BTW. The funniest part was when Rosie introduced her and said how she "helped James Bond save the world inThe World is not Enough" Sure.

[Bryce (003)]

"Jingle Buns, Jingle Buns, Jingle all the way...."

Sorry, I felt compelled to make a Christmas joke.

[Xenobia]

She is upset they expanded her butt? Hmmmm....dear I think you should be upset they didn't blow up another part of your anatomy.

-- Xenobia

PS: For the record boys, Graduate School Women do not look like the Post Graduate Dr. Jones. Just thought I'd share.

[General Koskov]

Does that mean the women are normal during school, then BAM! (to quote Emeril) their get enlarged?

Rather her brain...then maybe she wouldn't be dumb enough to slam her friggin' brakes for no friggin' good reason!

Talk about road rage, (RICHARDS: Sorry officer, you see I looked at a sign and realised my was a millimetre larger than it really is, so it was imperative that I disrupt traffic for half-an-hour so I could stare at the sign...)

[Victor Zokas]

Presumably General, if she did stop suddenly and cause a crash, she had at least provided her own rear airbags.

[General Koskov]

[Xenobia]

Victor Zokas (25 May, 2002 10:57 a.m.):
Presumably General, if she did stop suddenly and cause a crash, she had at least provided her own rear airbags.

And don't forget the front airbags, and the top airbag...the biggest one of all.

-- Xenobia

[General Koskov]

And what do all these airbags protect? More air?