66 replies to this topic

[Blofeld's Cat]

A must for those of you who are looking for that perfect Bondian title for your next fanfic.

The James Bond Movie Title Generator

Works well in conjunction with the Bond Girl Name Generator posted elsewhere in these forums.

Hmm, The Man With The Golden Pussy starring Roger Dalton?

Disclaimer: Never let it be made too obvious that the Bond movie titles are starting to sound all too familiar.

[Tanger]

Hehe, my first two were:
"Diamonds Are Not Forever"
"Gold Is Forever"

And on of the best ones was "Thunderraker" and "Moonpussy". I'm sure there are other great ones too.

Great find BC. A shame that it only uses the film titles though and doesn't really create proper Bondian titles. Still good though...

[Mousey]

On The Man With the Golden Gun's Secret Service With Love
starring Roger Brosnan

From Goldfinger Who Loved Me
starring George Moore

[Tanger]

I've decided to have a go at writing fan fiction and the title I've chosen was generated by this. In fact this is what has driven me to do it. I'll let you now how I'm getting on and I'll post some excerpts in the forums when I'm underway.

Cheers.

[DanMan]

"GoldFingerPussy"
Starring Sean Moore

Sounds like an old pørno.

[Jriv71]

I got Dr. Octopussy.

Isn't that the next Spiderman villain?

[booyeah_]

The Diamonds Are Not Enough
Starring Sean Brosnan

The Spy With the Diamond Pussy
Starring Roger Dalton

[Bond111]

Tomorrow Never Says Never Die Another Day
Starring Timothy Lazenby

Octopussyraker
Starring George Brosnan

&

The Spy Who Licensed Me to Kill
Starring Roger Brosnan

[Jim]

On reflection, "Thunderkill" and "The Man with the Golden Eye"...sound almost legitimate.

I stress the "almost"

[Genrewriter]

I got Pussyraker.

[Jim]

I'm sure you can get soothing creams for that

[Mister Asterix]

Well, I’m going to go stand in line now for Roger Connery in The Spy With the Golden Pussy.

Anyone want me to get them tickets?

[Genrewriter]

Well, that would be a bit hard seeing as I'm a dude but thanks for the tip, Jim.

Another one that sounds like an almost legit title: Live and Let Spy, or Gold is Forever.

Heh, heh. I just clicked on it and it gave me Tomorrow Never Dies starring Timothy Moore.

[Dunph]

Dr. Octopussyfinger?

Now THAT sounds like a pørn film!

(wishes he had the talents of the aforementioned doctor)

[Genrewriter]

So does Pussyraker, for that matter.

[Bond111]

How about these:

Dr. Neverfinger
Starring Roger Dalton

License to Die
Starring George Connery

Those sort of sound like real titles. Maybe.

[homerjbond]

The Spy Who Licensed Me to Die Another Day
Starring Sean Connery

[The Dove]

Here are a couple that I thought of.

The World is Not Another Day
starring Pierce Connery


Dr. Moonraker

Starring Roger Lazenby

The Spy Who Loved Her Majesty's Secret Service

Starring George Brosnan


The Living Goldeneye

Starring Timothy Moore

[Daltonitus]

Thunderpussy
Starring George Brosnan
(Sounds scary!)

Tomorrow Never Dies Again
Starring George Moore
(I hate re-runs...)

The Man With the Golden Pussy
Starring Sean Connery
(Damn Q and his new operations.)

Gunpussy
Starring George Moore
(Now we're getting dodgy...)

On Dr. No's Secret Service
Starring Sean Moore
(Spin off series about working for Dr. No?)

Thunderballraker
Starring Timothy Lazenby
(Another painfull one!)

[Ed King]

License to kill me
starring Roger Dalton

Thundergun
Starring George Connery

Diamondpussy
Starring Pierce Dalton

Dr. Never
Starring Sean Moore

A View to a License to Kill
Starring Sean Moore

Kill Another Day
Starring Sean Dalton

Live and Let Die Twice
Starring Timothy Brosnan

For Your Spy Who Loved Me Only
Starring Sean Connery

The Spy Who Killed Me
Starring Roger Connery

From Goldfinger With Love
Starring Roger Dalton

Die Another Daylights
Starring Roger Lazenby

The Killing Daylights
Starring George Brosnan

[Blofeld's Cat]

Originally posted by Tanger
Great find BC. A shame that it only uses the film titles though and doesn't really create proper Bondian titles. Still good though...

Thanks for the compliment, Tanger.

Not being all that computer literate, I guess there is a fairly simple programme out there somewhere that randomly produces results from a library file containing word streams that you input.

If someone knows of such a prog maybe we can make our own Bond Book Title generator. I guess The Bond Girl Name Generator runs on the same if not similar type of programming.

BTW, I really should credit Felix_Leiter for actually bringing this particular generator to CBn forum members' attention first in this thread. Sorry to steal your thunder, Felix. I found it just now while searching the location of the above link.

[israeljamesbond]

Well well I will try to make up some titles... here they are

Dr. Goldeneye

Tomorrow Always Comes

A Spy being Spied

Queen and Country

Shoot or Die

The Man's Past

Always Ready to Kill

A Moving Target

The Day of Judgment

Ill add more tomorrow.

[Bond111]

It's fairly simple to program (I think you're right, BC, in that it takes a bunch of words and mixes them together). I could do something like that in Visual Basic. Only problem is, I don't know how to transfer it to the web. I have no knowledge whatsoever of web programming. If anybody knows how to transfer VB projects to the web just let me know.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Originally posted by israeljamesbond
Well well I will try to make up some titles... here they are

Some interesting titles there, but the purpose of this particular thread is to get titles by using The James Bond Movie Generator.

There are other threads in the forums where you can suggest titles to Bond movies.

Cheers, isrealjamesbond.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Originally posted by bond111
It's fairly simple to program (I think you're right, BC, in that it takes a bunch of words and mixes them together). I could do something like that in Visual Basic. Only problem is, I don't know how to transfer it to the web. I have no knowledge whatsoever of web programming. If anybody knows how to transfer VB projects to the web just let me know.

Hey, this is shaping up to be an intereting CBn project, bond111.

[israeljamesbond]

'Me' knows Blofeld's Cat.

I just started to get the same titles already posted over and over or just some titles that didn't make sense So I decided to make that up, but I'll be sure to post them on the right place. Thanks for telling me

[doublenoughtspy]

An instant classic:

The Spy Who Licensed Me to Kill Another Day

[Gri007]

I got Goldenclaw and Spy Breaker and No Deals, Octopussy LOL

[Qwerty]

On Dr. No's Secret Service With Love
Starring Roger Lazenby

[Publius]

Moonpussy Royale

Casinos Are Forever

Tomorrow Never Says Never Live Another Daylights

You Only Never Loved Me Twice Again

From Goldfinger Who Loved Me

The Spy With The Diamond Spy

The Diamonds Are Not Forever

Tomorrow Never Lives

The Man With The Diamond Eye