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#211 AMC Hornet

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 01:30 AM

Bonus round:

 

Bond: "We could do with a couple of glasses."

 

Kimberly Jones (aka Breathless Mahoney): "They're in the overhead rack."

 

Bond: "Well, now that your rack is overhead..."



#212 Double-Oh Agent

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 08:48 AM

FATIMA: "How clumsy of me. I've made you all wet."

 

BOND: "I look forward to returning the favor."



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Posted 06 July 2015 - 04:18 AM

(Interior, elevator)

Stacey: "James! Don't leave me! James! James!...James?"

(Exterior, street)

Bond: "Taxi!"



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Posted 07 July 2015 - 08:16 AM

POLA: "The bubbles tickle my...Tchaikovsky!"

 

BOND: "Is that what the Soviets are calling it nowadays?"



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Posted 07 July 2015 - 01:20 PM

Tee Hee: "There's old Albert. Now, he's a croc. Got careless with him sometime back and he took my whole arm off!"

Bond: "Well done, Albert."

Tee Hee: (sobbing) "Do you have any idea how painful it was?!? The lonely nights in the hospital while they were fitting that "thing" of an arm that Kananga had them manufacture... you're an insensitive prick, Bond!"

#216 AMC Hornet

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 05:33 PM

Thanks for setting me up, CBB.

 

Round two:

 

Magda: "I don't know how to say goodbye..."

 

Bond: "Actions speak louder than words."

 

Magda: "You're so right, you insensitive prick!"

 

Goomph!



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Posted 11 July 2015 - 02:44 AM

Drax's Bint at Venini: "Could I interest you in something?"

 

Bond: "I'm tempted to say yes immediately, but I'd better have a look around."

 

Drax's Bint: "Do you really expect to impress anyone with that kind of juvenile innuendo?"



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Posted 12 July 2015 - 03:23 AM

Kingston hotel receptionist: "Oh, Mr. Bond, there's a message for you. Johnny, what have you done with it?

 

Johnny: "Jeez mon, why me all the time? Yeah, I ate it - what's it to ya?"



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Posted 16 July 2015 - 03:54 PM

Bond: "Well, who won?"

 

Kerim: "I had visitors. Limpet mine on the wall outside. Timed to catch me at my desk, but by good fortune I was relaxing on the settee for a few moments. The girl left in hysterics."

 

Bond: "Found your technique too violent?"

 

Kerim: "That was supposed to be my line! I've read the book!"

 

Bond: "Tough."



#220 The Dove

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Posted 17 July 2015 - 04:26 PM

Bond: " Let's count to three...you can do that, can't you??!!"

 

LaChasse: " One...six...two...four...Sorry, I was never very good at the counting aspect of banking! "



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Posted 18 July 2015 - 06:29 AM

AVA: "Just sit back and enjoy the ride."

 

BOND: "But this is not the kind of ride of ride I'm looking for."



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Posted 24 July 2015 - 11:59 PM

Bond: "Where was 002 when it happened?"
MP: "Beirut, 69; in a cabaret with a lady named Saida."

Bond: "69...at least he died happy."

MP: "He died five years ago. This is 1974. Do the math, you overgrown juvenile perv."



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Posted 26 July 2015 - 07:58 PM

PAM: "Out of gas. I haven't heard that one in a long time."

 

BOND: "Yes, but my tank's full. Shall we make this a pleasure cruise?"



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Posted 31 July 2015 - 04:46 PM

Bond: "Wasn't Mr. Henderson able to come himself?"

 

Aki: " I suppose not.."

 

Bond: " Why?"

 

Aki: " I guess he forgot to take his little blue pill.."  :P



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Posted 01 August 2015 - 07:32 AM

Good one Dove.

 

BOND: "The name's Bond, James Bond."

 

XENIA: "Xenia Sergeivich Onatopp."

 

BOND: "Onatopp?"

 

XENIA: "Onatopp."

 

BOND: "One of my favorite positions."



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Posted 10 August 2015 - 01:51 AM

CIA Lackey: "A weather balloon! What do you think, Mr. Leiter?"

 

Felix: "That has to be the signal; there isn't a low-pressure area within 200 miles of here."

 

CIA Lackey: "What the hell does that have to do with anything?"



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Posted 10 August 2015 - 08:37 AM

MONEYPENNY: "You always were a cunning linguist, James."

 

BOND: "It's all in the tongue."



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Posted 11 August 2015 - 02:28 AM

Good one Dove.

 

BOND: "The name's Bond, James Bond."

 

XENIA: "Xenia Sergeivich Onatopp."

 

BOND: "Onatopp?"

 

XENIA: "Onatopp."

 

BOND: "One of my favorite positions."

 

That really IS the next line in that exchange. Bond just delivers it with his eyes.

 

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Posted 15 August 2015 - 09:33 AM

MONEYPENNY: "I know right where to put that."

 

BOND: "Ah, Moneypenny. The story of our relationship--close but no cigar."

 

MONEYPENNY: "You should have given me something else for entertainment."



#230 The Dove

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Posted 08 September 2015 - 04:24 PM

Q:  "Don't say it!! "

 

James Bond: " The writing's on the wall?? "

 

Q: " Ahh! I see you're familiar with Sam Smith's new song! "



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Posted 09 September 2015 - 07:28 AM

JINX: "Wow. There's a mouthful."

 

BOND: "So I've been told."



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Posted 11 September 2015 - 09:14 PM

Bond: "Where ish he? I shan't ashk you politely nexht time. Where'sh Blofeld?!"

 

Stooge: "Chi - chi - chiro!"

 

Bond: "You can get your shpine shtraightened after you tell me!"



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Posted 11 September 2015 - 11:25 PM

BOND: "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"

 

SOLANGE: "Now would seem an appropriate time."

 

BOND: "Do you spit or swallow?"



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Posted 12 September 2015 - 10:17 PM

Dario: "Ha ha! You're daid!"

 

Pam: "You took the words right out of my mouth!"

 

Blam!

 

Dario: "Augh! Sanchez! Aiee!"

 

Pam: "Are you all right?"

 

Bond (voice only, from inside cloud of cocaine): "Wheee! I am invincible! Whoops, there go my ankles! Hey Franz, kiss my ass! Hahahahaha....!"



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Posted 21 September 2015 - 08:33 AM

BOND: "I can't find the, um,...the stationery. Come and help me look."

 

STRAWBERRY: "No. That's the worst pick up line I've ever heard. No way you're getting my knickers off with a weak-ass attempt like that."



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Posted 21 September 2015 - 09:05 AM

BARTENDER: "Shaken or stirred?"

 

BOND "Do I look like I give a damn?"

 

BARTENDER: "Wow. Somebody's losing big on the tables tonight, you miserable git."



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Posted 23 September 2015 - 04:41 PM

SILVA: "How you're trying to remember your training right now... What's the regulation to cover this?!"

 

BOND: " Don't ask, don't tell! "



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Posted 24 September 2015 - 01:06 AM

Drax: "The human race will cease to exist."

 

Bond: "I already did this one, last time."



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Posted 24 September 2015 - 06:38 AM

BOND: "I like you better without your Beretta."

 

SEVERINE: "I feel naked without it."

 

BOND: "Perhaps, but you look spectacular naked."



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Posted 13 October 2015 - 06:51 PM

Oberhauser: "It was me, James - the author of all your pain."

 

Bond: "In that case, can you help me with this ache in my shoulder - from being hit by one of your snipers three years ago..."






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