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#181 Double-Oh Agent

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Posted 29 April 2015 - 08:41 AM

BOND: "Go on with what you were telling me."

TATIANA: (Unheard)

BOND: No not that. The mechanism."

TATIANA: "But darling, I was talking about the mechanism. YOUR mechanism."



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Posted 09 May 2015 - 10:35 AM

BOND: "This is no time to be rescued. I can't get enough of you Pussy."



#183 The Dove

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Posted 10 May 2015 - 05:11 PM

SHADY TREE: "And on behalf of the Whyte House I wanna let you folks know...you've been a lousy audience!! So get lost! See you later!!"

AUDIENCE MEMBERS: "Booo!!! Hiss!!' *starts to pelt the stage with rotten tomatoes and vegetables * "

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Posted 10 May 2015 - 05:28 PM

Stacy: "I have a few leftovers in the 'fridge. I'm a pathetic cook."

 

Bond: "Not to mention your acting..."



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Posted 11 May 2015 - 07:54 AM

BOND: "I think we frightened the fish."

DOMINO: "Really? I thought we gave a magnificent performance."



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Posted 11 May 2015 - 03:04 PM

Bond: "Well, I think it's about hotel time."
Aki: "My, you do move fast."

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Posted 12 May 2015 - 08:21 AM

AKI: "I think I will enjoy very much serving under you."

BOND: "Me too."



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Posted 13 May 2015 - 04:02 AM

Bond: "Hello, Felix. How are you? Traffic permitting, I should be with you in half an hour - then you can buy me the best lunch in New York."

 

Felix: "After the mess you left in Vegas last time you were here? You owe me, cheapskate!"

 

 

 

 

Billy Bob: "You want somethin', boy?

 

Adam: "I'd like to borrow this boat, if I may."

 

Billy Bob: " Everyone on the river would like to borrow this boat."

 

Adam: "They just don't know how to ask."

 

Whap!

 



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Posted 14 May 2015 - 07:48 AM

NANCY: "But I did not think you liked girls Hilly."

BOND: "Usually I don't, but you're not usual. Coming here like this was an inspiration and so are you....You'll need to be."

NANCY: "Challenge accepted!"



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Posted 18 May 2015 - 06:39 PM

WHYTE: "Tom, what did "I" tell you to do with this?? ""

 

TOM:  " Send it to Vandenburg, sir!"

 

WHYTE: " WELL GET 'EM ON THE PHONE, NOW!! "

 

TOM *desperately trying to dial the number*

 

OPERATOR'S VOICE: " We're sorry...the number you have dialed...is no longer in service! Please hang up and try your call again!"

 

TOM: " Son of a bitch!! "



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Posted 18 May 2015 - 09:08 PM

PLENTY: "HI, I'm Plenty."

BOND: "Of course you are."

PLENTY: "Plenty O'Toole."

BOND: "Named after your father perhaps."

PLENTY: "How did you know?"
 

or

 

PLENTY: "Hi, I'm Plenty."

BOND: "Of course you are."

PLENTY: "Plenty O'Toole."

BOND: "What a coincidence. So have I."



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Posted 18 May 2015 - 11:32 PM

Miranda: "I admire your restraint - you were here a full two hours before anything blew up."

 

Bond: "You should have seen me in New York in '73..."



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Posted 19 May 2015 - 01:31 AM

Oh Cult Voodoo Shop Girl: "Something... enhanced?"

 

Bond: "Oh, no thank you. I feel I'm 'enhanced' enough."



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Posted 19 May 2015 - 05:31 AM

Oh Cult Voodoo Shop Girl: "Something... enhanced?"

 

Bond: "Oh, no thank you. I feel I'm 'enhanced' enough."

 

The line is "something in heads?" or did you know that?



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Posted 19 May 2015 - 02:50 PM

Oh Cult Voodoo Shop Girl: "Something... enhanced?"
 
Bond: "Oh, no thank you. I feel I'm 'enhanced' enough."

 
The line is "something in heads?" or did you know that?

Damn... all these years... I'm stupid...

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Posted 24 May 2015 - 08:31 AM

BOND: "Black queen on the red king, Miss--?"

SOLITAIRE: "Solitaire."

BOND: "I take it you play with yourself often."



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Posted 25 May 2015 - 09:31 PM

Fiona (in bathtub): "Oh!"

Bond: "Hel-lo!"

Fiona: "Aren't you in the wrong room?"

Bond: "Not from where I'm standing."

Fiona: "Since you're here, would you mind giving me something to put on?"

(Bond hands her shoes and sits down.)

Fiona: "Perv!"



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Posted 26 May 2015 - 08:32 AM

BOND: "Forgive me darling, your turn will come I promise. As soon as she gets me that Solex."

MARY: "For killing Scaramanga?"

BOND: "If she gets me the Solex Agitator first."

MARY: "First?! James, you must be good."

BOND: "Nobody does it better."



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Posted 26 May 2015 - 03:49 PM

Anya: "You're hurt! Why don't you lie down, and let me look at it?"

Bond: "Fnar..."

Anya: "What can we use for a bandage?"

Bond: "How about this?"

Anya: "No way! This is an import! We'll use your shirt - it's already torn and bloody!"



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Posted 26 May 2015 - 08:21 PM

MARIE: "What's happened? Where are you going?"

BOND: "Sorry darling, something came up."

MARIE: "I know. I was about to do something about it."



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Posted 26 May 2015 - 11:14 PM

Grishka: "And this - for my brother!"

Bond: "And that's for 009!"

Grishka (dying breath): "What the hell's a 009? And what's it have to do with me...?"



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Posted 27 May 2015 - 10:04 AM

GRAY: "My God, what's Bond doing?"

Q: "I think he's attempting re-entry, sir."

M: "And succeeding by the looks of it."



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Posted 08 June 2015 - 05:53 PM

May Day: "Wow...What a view!"

 

Zorin: " To a kill!! "

 

Airship pilot: " Face to face in secret places...feel the chill! "



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Posted 09 June 2015 - 11:43 PM

Bond: "Is Mathis your cover name?"

 

Mathis: "Yes"

 

Bond: "Not a very good one, is it?"

 

Mathis: "Look who's talking!!!!" 

 

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Posted 10 June 2015 - 01:48 AM

Bond: "Will you stop playing games? Who was that man in your room?"

 

Tracy: "You´re hurting me!"

 

Bond: "I thought that was the idea tonight."

 

Tracy: "Oh, In that case..."

 

Goomph!



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Posted 13 June 2015 - 08:41 AM

BIBI: "One of the porters is a fan. He'll do anything for me, and I'll do anything for you."

 

BOND: "I like the sound of that."

 

and

 

MELINA: "For your eyes only, darling."

 

BOND: "Let me take a picture. It'll last longer."



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Posted 22 June 2015 - 05:15 PM

Dr. Metz: "Who are you?? What do you want??!!"

 

James Bond: "Err..Klaus Hergershimer...G-section..Just checking on radiation shields.."

 

Dr. Metz: " What?? You have a German name but a distinct Scottish accent... I don't think so!! GUARDS!! "



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Posted 23 June 2015 - 07:35 AM

MAGDA: "I need refilling."

BOND: "Your wish is my command."

 

or

 

MAGDA: "I need refilling."

BOND: "You're insatiable! We've already done it seven times!"

MAGDA: "What can I say? That's my little Octopussy."



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Posted 23 June 2015 - 06:35 PM

May Day: "Wow...What a view!"
 
Zorin: " To a kill!! "
 
Airship pilot: " Face to face in secret places...feel the chill! "


Pure genius!

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 01:22 AM

Bond: "He had no head for heights."

 

Colombo: "You really are a sick bastard, aren't you James?"






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