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#151 The Dove

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Posted 09 April 2015 - 04:43 PM

Sylvia Trench: " I admire your luck..Mr??"

 

Bond: " Bond....Ja..[the fire alarm suddenly goes off and all the patrons get up from the table and start to head for the exit]..Look, lets finish this conversation another time, shall we?"



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Posted 11 April 2015 - 08:34 AM

SOLITAIRE: "Is there time before we leave for Lesson #3?"

BOND: "Of course. No sense in going off half-cocked."

SOLITAIRE: "I'll make sure you're fully cocked and loaded."



#153 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 13 April 2015 - 07:50 PM

Ourumov: "General Arkady Grigorovich Ourumov, Head of Space Divison."

Security interface: "Welcome back, sexy."

Ourumov: "Siri, don't call me that anymore!"

#154 The Dove

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Posted 14 April 2015 - 02:49 PM

U.S. Air Force base policeman: " *over the walkie-talkie* The suspect's wearing a clown suit...OVER! "

 

Voice on the other end of the walkie-talkie: " Better be sure it isn't Ronald McDonald...He was supposed to make an in-store appearance on base today..OVER! "



#155 AMC Hornet

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Posted 14 April 2015 - 10:38 PM

Bond: "Hello, room service? This is Mr. Bond in bungalow 12. I'd like a bottle of Bollinger, please - slightly chilled, two glasses."

 

(Inaudible voice over phone)

 

"No? How about Taittinger?...Moet?...Henkell Tocken? Oh all right - two Red Stripes then, and forget the glasses!"



#156 DaveBond21

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 01:09 AM

Chang:- "Mr Bond, so good to see you"

 

Bond:- "Shut up Chang, I'm meant to be a spy! I told you - call me Sterling, Robert Sterling!!"

 

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#157 Double-Oh Agent

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 08:16 AM

BOND: "Miss Anders. I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."

ANDREA: "My bad. I should have entered the room naked."



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Posted 15 April 2015 - 04:26 PM

Bond: "I hope he cooks better than he fights!"

 

Pussfeller: "Well, nobody died from my cooking... yet."

 

Bond: "What does that mean?!? Should I contact the heath inspector?!?"



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Posted 15 April 2015 - 06:44 PM

Barman: " Yes sir?"

 

Bond: "The lady'll have....a peanut butter and jelly martini..."

 

Anya: " For the gentleman, a Natural Lite beer, room temperature, served in the can.."



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Posted 15 April 2015 - 11:55 PM

BOND: "Miss Anders. I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."

ANDREA: "My bad. I should have entered the room naked."

if only...

 

Drax: "Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him."

 

Chang: "Won't that make him suspicious? And if we kill him, won't that make his service suspicious?The next agent they send may not be so conspicuous."

 

Drax: "You're not paid to think!"

 

Chang (sotto voce): "Someone ought to be..."



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Posted 18 April 2015 - 05:56 AM

HOSSEIN: "You sure I can't persuade you a bed for the night?"
BOND: "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."

HOSSEIN: "You'll be delving pretty deeply into this one I assure you."

 

OR

 

HOSSEIN: "You sure I can't persuade you a bed for the night?"

BOND: "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."

HOSSEIN: "This treasure will be richly rewarding I assure you."

BOND: "Eureka! I've hit the mother lode."



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Posted 20 April 2015 - 12:42 AM

Moneypenny:- "You've got a secret. Something you can't tell anyone.....because you don't trust anyone..."

 

Bond:- "I trust you. I'll tell you it now"

 

Moneypenny:- "No, don't tell me - it will spoil the movie!"

 

Bond:- "It's..."

 

Moneypenny (singing, with her fingers in her ears):- "La la la la la la la..."

 

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#163 AMC Hornet

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 03:43 AM

Bond: "You didn't say what part of the States you're from, Miss...?"

 

Stacey: "No - I didn't."

 

Bond: "Ooh, meow! Ffft fftt!" (scratches air)

 

Stacey: "You're such an a**hole."



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Posted 21 April 2015 - 02:10 AM

 Goldfinger: "Many people have tried to involve themselves in my affairs - unsuccessfully."

 (Oddjob decapitates statue)

 

Bond: "Remarkable. But what does the club secretary have to say?"

Goldfinger: "Nothing, Mr Bond - I own the club."

 

Bond (to himself): "Colonel Smithers could have told me that, the tight-lipped old git..."



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Posted 21 April 2015 - 06:39 AM

BOND: "I'm looking for Dr. Goodhead."

HOLLY: "You just found her."

BOND: "A woman."

HOLLY: "Your powers of observation do you credit Mr. Bond."

BOND: "What can I say? It's a gift."
 

and

 

BOND: "It's become distinctly chilly since Venice."

HOLLY: "Well, that was before you walked out on me."

BOND: "Yes, nearly tripping over your suitcase on the way through the door. But at least I experienced first hand that you do live up to your name."



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Posted 25 April 2015 - 04:30 AM

Another one from Moonraker. This is a line I wish had been used instead of the (bad) one that was.

 

BOND: "What about that list of your mother's?"

CORINNE: "I never read it."



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Posted 25 April 2015 - 06:34 PM

Quite right. Even "I never said I'd read it" would have done.

 

How about:

 

Bond: "What about that list of your mother's?"

 

Corinne: "I never learned to read."

 

Bond: "And I let you fly me in a helicopter, you illiterate slut?!"



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Posted 26 April 2015 - 12:16 AM

BLOFELD: "I'll buy you a delicatessen--in stainless steel! Please!"

BOND: "I wasn't going to, but just because you said that stupid line, I WILL drop you down this smokestack. Of all the idiotic statements to make. Have a nice fall Blofeld."

BLOFELD: "Mr. Booooooooonnnnnnnnndddddddddd!!!!!!!"

 

or

 

BLOFELD: "I'll buy you a delicatessen--in stainless steel! Please!"

BOND: "I wasn't going to, but just because you said that stupid line, I WILL drop you down this smokestack. Of all the idiotic statements to make. Have a nice fall Blofeld."

BLOFELD: "Mr. Booooooooonnnnnnnnnddddddddd!!!!!!!!!"

BOND: "He should have said gold."



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Posted 26 April 2015 - 03:09 AM

Bald guy in wheelchair: "I'll buy you a - Mr. Booooooooooooooond!"



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Posted 27 April 2015 - 04:17 AM

Draco: " 5...4...3...2..1..NOW!!" * two minutes go by and Piz Gloria still hasn't blown up*

 

Draco: " Alright, turn the chopper around...something's gone wrong with the fuse! "



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Posted 27 April 2015 - 08:26 AM

LINDA: "It's all so boring here Margot. There's nothing but playboys and tennis pros. If only I could find a real man."

BOND: "You called?"
 



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Posted 27 April 2015 - 03:02 PM

Kerim: "This is an old friend of mine - and it tells me something smells."

Bond: "Ahh, well I'm sorry about that. You know that damned airline food gives me the winds something terrible!"

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Posted 27 April 2015 - 10:15 PM

Dr. No: "Forgive my not shaking hands - it becomes a bit awkward with these."

 

Bond: "Wow, that must make scratching your nuts a bitch!"



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Posted 28 April 2015 - 01:03 AM

Kananga:- "The trap was set. Tee Hee was waiting. And you saw death"

 

Solitaire:- "No, no, no, I didn't!! I confess! I didn't see death! I saw the Lovers one. And that means me and Bond are gonna do it!!! And he's going to kill YOU too, I saw it all"

 

Kananga "...(gulp)...."



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Posted 28 April 2015 - 09:37 AM

SYLVIA: "What time did you say you had to leave?"

BOND: "Immediately....Almost immediately."

SYLVIA: "It had better be at least five minutes!"



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Posted 28 April 2015 - 03:06 PM

SYLVIA: "What time did you say you had to leave?"
BOND: "Immediately....Almost immediately."
SYLVIA: "It had better be at least five minutes!"

Bond: "Oh, come now, dear! Give me a bit more credit than that!"

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Posted 28 April 2015 - 08:17 PM

MI6 Psychologist : " Skyfall....*silence*...Skyfall!!"

Bond: " It's the f@&king house where I grew up in Scotland and DON'T like talking about, alright??!! "

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Posted 28 April 2015 - 10:42 PM

Major: "Damn, always a double six when you need it."
Khan: "It's all in the wrist."
Bond: "You don't actually believe him do you?!"

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Posted 29 April 2015 - 12:22 AM

Bond: "I don't suppose you'd care for a nightcap? Hmm? No."

 

Door shuts

 

Gobinda: "Well, it was nice of him to offer..."



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Posted 29 April 2015 - 02:08 AM

Largo: "Wait! I have a better idea."

 

Goon #1: "Covering the pool, letting the sharks in and going away is a better idea than shooting him here and now?"

 

Goon #2: "I hope we don't get blamed for this..."