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[The Dove]

Bond: " I hear that the Hotel Tropicana's quite comfortable.."

 

Tree: " You dumb Limey, don't you know it's closed and scheduled to be demolished this week? "

[DaveBond21]

Q: "I want that ready for Ahmed's tea party!"

 

Bond: "Shouldn't you be getting on with some proper work?"

[AMC Hornet]

An old one of mine that I found in the revived 'Sexual Connotations in Bond Films' thread:

 

Kimberly Jones: "Commander Bond!"

"Call me James - it's five days to Alaska."
"In that case I'd better call you an ambulance, Grandad, 'cause you won't last five days with me."

[The Dove]

Silva: " Do you know what it does to you?...Hydrogen cyanide??!!"

 

M: " No, but it can't be any worse than the side effect risks of Cialis or Viagra.."

[Call Billy Bob]

Bond: "I'm feeling Italian and musical. Let's go to the Blue Mountain Grill."

 

Miss Taro: "What the hell kind of name is that for an Italian place?"

[DaveBond21]

From DAF:-

 

Q: "An electromagnetic RPM controller. Been aching to give it a try. You see..."

 

Tiffany: "Shouldn't you be helping James kill some bad guys?! You're always talking to him about mis-use of government property and now look at YOU!"

[AMC Hornet]

Draco: "Such things should be left to a girl´s father, who knows what is best for her."

Tracy: "But what can be better than being in love?"

Draco: "Mr Bond, he´s in love with you?"

Tracy: That may come too - some day."

Draco: "Not if you keep dressing like this. Where the hell did you find such a hideous coat & hat combination?"

[AMC Hornet]

Bond: "Forgive my curiosity, but what's that?"
Magda: "Oh that - that's my little octopussy."

Bond: "I mean the tattoo..."

[The Dove]

Sanchez: " Hey..no fooling around with my girl ! "

 

Krest: " You kiddin'??!! After what you did to that guy on the islands??"

 

Sanchez: " You like my little Valentine, huh?"

 

Krest: " Well you could have had Dario dip the guy's heart in chocolate...would have been a nice touch.. "

[Call Billy Bob]

Bond: "That ridiculous contraption actually seems to work, Q! You've surpassed yourself this time."

Q: "Not a bit of it. Made one of these for the kids last Christmas."

Bond: "You're married?!?"

[The Dove]

Kamal Khan: * plucks out the sheep's eyeball and pops it into his mouth*

 

Bond: " Eww!! how disgusting!" *runs off to the bathroom and vomits*

[DaveBond21]

Bond: "What about Zorin himself?"

 

Gray: "Max Zorin? Impossible! He's a leading French industrialist"

 

Bond: "YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT DRAX!!!!"

 

 

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[Call Billy Bob]

Bond: "Hello, Felix? You know I hate to trouble you, but I've run into a little bother."

<Bond speaks to Felix inaudibly over phone>

Felix: "You WHAT?!?"

<Bond again inaudibly>

Felix: (to fellow CIA man) "Get me a make on a white pimpmobile."

Bond: "That's NOT what I said, Felix. I told you it was a large white sedan, low to the ground, driven by an African American gentleman. Sounds like profiling, if you ask me..."

[The Dove]

Henderson: "Oh that's stirred, not shaken, that was right, wasn't it?"

 

Bond: " Nope..it's the other way around..I'll just have a glass of water.. I refuse to drink my martini the wrong way! "

[AMC Hornet]

Corrinne: "The Drax Estate - every stone brought from France."

 

Bond: "The man intends to exterminate mankind and take over the whole world, and he wastes money BUYING a chateau and paying to move it to California?!!!"

[Call Billy Bob]

<Bond kills Vargas>

 

Bond: "I think he got the point."

 

Domino: "You make jokes after killing a man?!? What kind of sick, demented person are you?!?"

[The Dove]

Corrine Dufour: "Welcome to California, Mr. Bond..."

 

Bond: " Ugh! I hate it already..the smog and traffic! Yuk!! "

[DaveBond21]

Q: "Look I haven't time for these adolescent antics"

 

Bond: "You're the one making silly gadgets underground!"

[Call Billy Bob]

<Bond has just thrown Chang out into the Venice square>

 

Bond: "Play it again, Sam."

 

Innocent bystander: "That line was never said in the movie!"

[AMC Hornet]

Helga: "Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest."

 

Bond: "Implants like yours have been known to leak, causing no end of health problems..."

[The Dove]

Dominic Greene: " Please...my friends call me Dominic!"

 

Bond: "You have friends??"

[Call Billy Bob]

Bond (in Spanish): "We are teachers on sabbatical. And we have just won the lottery."

Hotel clerk: "Jump 'em boys! They're loaded!"

[seawolfnyy]

Bond (in Spanish): "We are teachers on sabbatical. And we have just won the lottery."

It always bothered me that Bond incorrectly translated that line. It should have been 'ganamos la loteria' not 'nos ganamos la loteria.' Using ganar in the reflexive is incorrect in this case.

Jenny Flex: "I'm Jenny Flex."

Bond: "seriously? Jenny Flex? You guys aren't even trying anymore."

[AMC Hornet]

Helga: "Why were you snooping around the docks?"

 

Bond: "I like ships, and I used to be a sailor."

 

Helga: "Liar!."

 

Bond: "All right, the truth is...I'm a spy."

 

Helga: "You? Ha!"

[Call Billy Bob]

Bond: "Dink, say goodbye to Felix."

 

Dink: "Hmm?"

 

Bond: "Man talk."

 

(butt slap)

 

Dink: "You know, in 50 years, I don't think you'll be able to get away with that anymore..."

[AMC Hornet]

Bond (sitting up in his canvas funeral shroud): "Permission to come aboard, sir?"

 

XO (shakes head): "Go back to your friends and report. Tell them: the little fish I throw back into the sea." (Gestures to frogmen)

 

Bond: "Hey! That was my line, from my last...mmph!"

[AMC Hornet]

Mr. Kil: "I am Mr. Kil."

Bond: "You know what I'm going to do with that, don't you?"

[seawolfnyy]

"I hope you don't snore Q."
"No, but I do sleep naked."

[The Dove]

Scaramanga: "Now let's see what Nick Nack has for us..*lifts cover off of dish* Ahh...mushrooms!"

 

Bond: " Wait..let me get my handy field guide to mushrooms..just to make sure you're not trying to make me eat a poisonous mushroom! "

[Call Billy Bob]

Ms. Anders: "I've dreamed about you setting me free."

Bond: "I've been dreaming about a solex agitator... ever heard of one?"

Goodnight (from the closet): "Get the f*** on with it! My legs are cramping and I need to use the loo!"