I think Bond fans the world over were cheated last night. For months and months we'd been led to believe that the Golden Anniversary of the MOST SUCCESSFUL MOVIE FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME was going to be an unprecedented, star-studded spectacular; the likes of which The Academy Awards had never SEEN!!
So... what do we get for our unyiedling patience and escalating anticipation? Seth McFarland, seething with mediocrity... sock puppets and a very old and bloated William Shatner. Tactless, yet rude to be sure, but we remind ourselves that it's going to be worth it because we've been waiting for so long for this "Once-in-a-Lifetime" event,
Come back from commercial and the moment has arrived.....
Ladies and gentlemen... I give you.... (wait for it...)
Halle Barry and a clip reel!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait... what? (oh, there's more... there must be.)
And now... Shirley Bassey sings just one of her OO7 theme songs (she did THREE).
Um... OK. So... when are all 6 guys going to come on stage together like you promised? They'd been saying for so long that this was what they were planning to to. It was going to be great! Why hadn't they at least put forth a collection of artisits from each era to do a medley,
say:
Shirley Bassey then Oh I don't know...
Carly Simon... Gladys Knight... Tina Turner and ending with Adele?
That would have captured the significance of each decade, perhaps.
But no, I got the sense that ABC's production value bordered somwhere around....... CHEAP.
I think, "We been ROBBED!"
Edited by Miles Miservy, 25 February 2013 - 09:57 PM.