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If Bond characters put up classified ads....


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#1 MajorBoothroyd

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 10:13 AM

This is just for fun: Simply post an ad a James Bond character would put up in the classifieds section of the papers.

Just a random thought I had.

 

I'll get you started:

 

"AURIC'S GOLD RINGS

Perfect for weddings, Godfather re-enactments and gold fetishists."

 



#2 Dustin

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 02:41 PM

"Due to circumstances: pre-loved volcano for sale, expensively redecorated, direct connection to exclusive means of public transport, one previous owner, top condition. Call 555-2345-555. Ask for Ernst. Only bona fide offers!"



#3 seawolfnyy

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 04:18 PM

"Wanted: Crew members for salvage operation of Giant Tanker in the Mediterranean. Compensation: Polaris missiles and a prototype nuclear submarine tracking system. Payment will be made upon returning from helicopter trip from oceanic based research center."



#4 AMC Hornet

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 09:55 PM

Henchmen wanted - must be vicious, obedient, lacking in ambition and initiative and lousy shots. Must fit 40R boiler suit. Also must be available to hire out as a sub-contractor. If this is you contact [email protected]. Only serious applicants will be considered.



#5 Trevelyan 006

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 02:41 PM

Your own piece glitz and glamour. Penthouse suite including spacious kitchen, living area. Personal Elevator right to Casino Floor!

Available for short or long term rental. Whyte House Casino. Call 1-888-1971 for inquires.



#6 Matt_13

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 12:57 AM

I'm a big fan of this idea. Great call.



#7 MajorBoothroyd

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 01:02 AM

I'm a big fan of this idea. Great call.

 

Thanks Matt_13.



#8 Professor Pi

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 04:51 AM

Pre-owned vehicles for sale--foreign, domestic, import.  Aston Martin with converted sunroof--passenger seat missing, some bullet damage.  Lotus Esprit--slight water damage, Russian owner's manual included, anti-theft protection alarm.  After market features available.  Contact Q-Branch. Ask for Eve.