Blofeld's Cat Cap Con XXXIII
#1
Posted 16 March 2010 - 12:46 AM
#2
Posted 16 March 2010 - 12:52 AM
Mr Bigglesworth escapes into Scaramanga's House of Mirrors as he had f* c k all else to do (and it was worth it to see Nick-Nack crap his tiny pants. )
or
Bigglesworth to himself after recently being diagnosed with Paranoid Pussy Schizophrenia : "Hmm, I'm in six minds about that and WHO THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT? "
or
Bigglesworth's new pink mat = $10.00
Bigglesworth's new kitten pal from shelter = $25.00
Blofeld's new addiction to Photoshop = Priceless.
right that's my lot, I'm off to open a coconut.
#3
Posted 16 March 2010 - 05:41 AM
De Seuss' first draft - The Cat in the Cat Hat - was considered a little macabre.
or
Russian Doll for Taxidermists: $14.99
or
If anyone asks me what I'm thinking, I always say I got pussy on ma mind.
Or
Pussy Galore gives head.
#4
Posted 16 March 2010 - 10:09 PM
Blofeld: And tomorrow my next target will be...say, now, what's this? CAKE!
Blofeld's cat: Ahhhh...how relaxing...wait, what? No! NO! DADDY! NO! *gets eaten by Blofeld*
#5
Posted 21 March 2010 - 09:16 PM
#6
Posted 21 March 2010 - 09:46 PM
Tiddles wasn't too sure about the side effects of these
"Some make you taller... some make you forget" pills he found.
But he enjoyed the trip anyway... he thinks.
#7
Posted 23 March 2010 - 04:01 AM
007.
Blofeld: And tomorrow my next target will be...say, now, what's this? CAKE!
Blofeld's cat: Ahhhh...how relaxing...wait, what? No! NO! DADDY! NO! *gets eaten by Blofeld*
006.
Russian Doll for Taxidermists: $14.99
005.
Bigglesworth to himself after recently being diagnosed with Paranoid Pussy Schizophrenia : "Hmm, I'm in six minds about that and WHO THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT? "
004.
Mr Bigglesworth escapes into Scaramanga's House of Mirrors as he had f* c k all else to do (and it was worth it to see Nick-Nack crap his tiny pants. )
003.
Bigglesworth's new pink mat = $10.00
Bigglesworth's new kitten pal from shelter = $25.00
Blofeld's new addiction to Photoshop = Priceless.
002.
Tiddles wasn't too sure about the side effects of these
"Some make you taller... some make you forget" pills he found.
But he enjoyed the trip anyway... he thinks.
...and the winner, by an overwhelming margin:
001.
Dr. Seuss' first draft - The Cat in the Cat Hat - was considered a little macabre.
Congratulations, Jim; now, get cracking!