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#1 danslittlefinger

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 05:51 PM

Having been prompted by an associate of mine on here (they shall remain nameless as I don't want used fish and chip wrappers thrown in their letterbox as a punishment for knowing me. :) ), I am hereby starting a new Bond Cap Con. B)
We did have them last year but they seem to have fizzled out so excuse my forwardness in rebooting the franchise! :tdown:

So dreaming of warmer sweatier climes and hedonistic abandonment, this is the picture I chose:
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The usual rules apply, no elbowing each other in the rush, making f a r t sounds under your armpits or knocking down my collection of parking tickets. :tdown:

Judging will be one week hence, Jan 14th and only the most outrageous need apply.

#2 Judo chop

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 05:52 PM

EDITED for reasons of irrelevance.

#3 danslittlefinger

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 05:53 PM

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 06:14 PM

What happened to the towel image you sent me? This one has already been used. But I believe my caption won it, so, thanks for the happy memories. B)

#5 danslittlefinger

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 06:14 PM

EDITED due to irrevelance. B)

#6 Judo chop

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 06:25 PM

What happened to the towel image you sent me? This one has already been used. But I believe my caption won it, so, thanks for the happy memories. B)


Oh for heavens sake.
Ive changed it for the third and last time. if it's been used before so be it.

Well, I did warn you that we were running low on fresh images. It’s not too late to resurrect the Bond-extras capcon…

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Sean carefully collects more raw material for his next toupe.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 06:38 PM

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After the 67th failed take, it became apparent that Sean was simply unable to work the girl’s turban and the frantic, costly rewrite of Octopussy into Thunderball was underway.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 06:49 PM

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Sean apologizes after the embarrassing situation and tries his best to make amends.

“Why dosh that blashted Maibaum make me shay sho many essh-wordsh?!”

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 06:53 PM

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"There's something I want you to get off your chest..."

#10 danslittlefinger

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 07:12 PM

These are great entries I must say.
Keep 'em coming. B)

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 09:43 PM

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 10:25 PM

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#13 Double-0-7

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 11:11 PM

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#14 Jose

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Posted 08 January 2010 - 05:51 AM

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Claudine: SQUAWK!
Sean: What the hell?
Claudine: Oh, never mind that. As I was saying- BAWK!
Sean: That's weird. Every time I pull her hair, she makes a different sound...
Claudine: WAH! NI! BOING! CLANG! Hey! KEEEEEEEEEEE! Sean! Stop that! SPLANG! SPROING! OOH! EEH! OOH! AH! AWK! TING! TANG! WALLA! Stop!! WALLA! BING! BANG!
Sean: This is starting to freak me out.
Claudine: BRAWNK! WOOT! TWOOT! BLOOP! RAWK! WOOP! ZONK! Cut it o- Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG ZOOM-BOING Z'NOURRWRINGMM!


B)

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#15 Kilroy6644

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Posted 08 January 2010 - 11:06 AM

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Sean had run into some weird fetishes over the years, but this was by far the most disappointing.

#16 danslittlefinger

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 03:47 AM

Anymore great captions??

Keep 'em coming. B)

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 07:11 AM

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Sean Connery's avatar cleans up his first "encounter" on Pandora.

#18 danslittlefinger

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Posted 14 January 2010 - 06:51 PM

Last call for entries. B)

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 12:50 AM

Well I have to say another judging day is upon me. (I live for these things as a sad sod that I am :D ) anyway, without further ado, the results:

Prefacing those with a hearty thank you to all who entered which proves there is always room for a Bond Cap Con in our daily lives! :(

Alright then:

Honourable Mentions :) :

kilroy6644:
"Sean had run into some weird fetishes over the years, but this was by far the most disappointing."
(Haven't we all. :) )

Jose:
Claudine: SQUAWK!
Sean: What the hell?
Claudine: Oh, never mind that. As I was saying- BAWK!
Sean: That's weird. Every time I pull her hair, she makes a different sound...
Claudine: WAH! NI! BOING! CLANG! Hey! KEEEEEEEEEEE! Sean! Stop that! SPLANG! SPROING! OOH! EEH! OOH! AH! AWK! TING! TANG! WALLA! Stop!! WALLA! BING! BANG!
Sean: This is starting to freak me out.
Claudine: BRAWNK! WOOT! TWOOT! BLOOP! RAWK! WOOP! ZONK! Cut it o- Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG ZOOM-BOING Z'NOURRWRINGMM!

(Wow Jose. A preferable short story there! :) )


Judo Chop:

Sean apologizes after the embarrassing situation and tries his best to make amends.
“Why dosh that blashted Maibaum make me shay sho many essh-wordsh?!”

(Shhh, Connery doesn't do mime and yes I know the feeling. :( )
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After the 67th failed take, it became apparent that Sean was simply unable to work the girl’s turban and the frantic, costly rewrite of Octopussy into Thunderball was underway.
(Very funny :S and working the word 'turban' in. Impressive. :S )

00Twelve:
Sean Connery's avatar cleans up his first "encounter" on Pandora.
(Very topical but haven't seen the film. Do they have sex in it? if so, then I will go and take a look. :S )


5th:
Conlazmoodalbrocra:
"There's something I want you to get off your chest..."
(Ah yes, the old standby, never fails. :| )

4th:
elizabeth:
"Whoa...nice highlights. I think I got some of the hair from my chest on them, though. Sorry."
(I'm shocked at your train of thought! :| )

3rd:
Double-0-7:
"Sorry about that, I swear it has never happened to me before. But no worries, protein is good for your hair!"
(I have been told that it also makes a nice face mask. :D )

2nd:
Mr Blofeld:
"Plug G-4 into Shhlot 3-A to... dammit, why are theshhe Claudine Auger robotshh shho difficult to program?!"
(Fembots, always my preference. B) )

The Winner!!!

Judo Chop:

Sean carefully collects more raw material for his next topee.

(Yes indeed, anything mentioning a rug/toupee/syrup and fig etc etc., never fails to get a laugh out of me. Old school humour you see! :tdown: )

Ok then, over to you Mr J Chop! :tdown:

Look forward to your timely entry (if you know what I mean :) ) and be careful of the empty lager bottles outside as you stumble into my house to collect your prize. - namely one packet of cheezy Wotsits and a Cadbury's Dairy Milk bar :) - .

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#20 danslittlefinger

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 08:02 PM

If J Chop decides not to post a new picture today after a few reminders (where the heck IS he and I hope he is ok), I will pass it to the runner up (Mr Blofeld) to continue. B)

#21 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 12:48 AM

I'd be happy to. B)

#22 danslittlefinger

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 12:55 AM

I'd be happy to. :tdown:


Well done, the show must go on and all that palava right? B)