Cat Cap Con #23
#1
Posted 15 December 2009 - 02:09 AM
Just in time for the holiday season.
Winners will be announced one week from today, December 21.
#2
Posted 15 December 2009 - 02:45 AM
#3
Posted 15 December 2009 - 02:54 AM
Young Ernst Stavro Blofeld, aged 5, opens his Christmas gift...
"Nooooo! Not AGAIN a Persian kitten! I wanted a pet rabbit"
or: how parents create psychopathic kids...
#4
Posted 15 December 2009 - 03:15 AM
Blofeld had to do with "hand puppet" status as the other half of the kitty delivery is caught up in the Xmas rush.
or
Cat to Blofeld:
"I surprize you? You like prezent?
Now if you luvz me, eatz chocolatz I left you at bottomz of ze box. "
#5
Posted 15 December 2009 - 03:55 AM
"Och! This is auew they shoock me at Clh'ris'mas'tiaeme! Sendin' me-a cutt instead of a richt-good willy-wacht! Oie, they're goin' to get it..."
#6
Posted 15 December 2009 - 09:14 PM
I'll keep trying...
#7
Posted 15 December 2009 - 09:56 PM
Nobody ever suspected the cute and cuddly-wuddly eensy-weensy little-widdle kitty cat could ever be capable of leading one of the most- aw isn't he the cutest! Such a cute widdle kitty cat!
#8
Posted 15 December 2009 - 10:36 PM
Edited by O.H.M.S.S., 15 December 2009 - 10:37 PM.
#9
Posted 16 December 2009 - 11:44 PM
A picture of young Mr. Cuddles back in the days , before he went bad and tried to take over the world with his right paw man Ernst, a bald scarred kid from the same block.
#10
Posted 20 December 2009 - 02:52 AM
A totally stoned Mr Bigglesworth attempts to get out of the now empty cat-nip gift selection box.
or
Not quite what Blofeld had in mind when he asked for a 'hot blonde jumping out of a box".
(The buyer is now holding up a freeway in a concrete suit. )
#11
Posted 22 December 2009 - 07:21 PM
Yowe 'sposed to un-wwap me on kwis-mas mowning, not be-fow!
#12
Posted 24 December 2009 - 03:29 PM
Fifth Place:
"A picture of young Mr. Cuddles back in the days , before he went bad and tried to take over the world with his right paw man Ernst, a bald scarred kid from the same block."
Fourth Place:
"A totally stoned Mr Bigglesworth attempts to get out of the now empty cat-nip gift selection box."
Third Place:
"Not quite what Blofeld had in mind when he asked for a 'hot blonde jumping out of a box'."
Runner-Up:
"Yowe 'sposed to un-wwap me on kwis-mas mowning, not be-fow!"
And, ladies and gentlemen, the grand prize winner is (drumroll, please!):
"Young Ernst Stavro Blofeld, aged 5, opens his Christmas gift...
'Nooooo! Not AGAIN a Persian kitten! I wanted a pet rabbit'"
This one made me laugh the very first time I read it!
Take it away, MkB!