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Vin Diesel=Telly Savalas?


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#1 RedKelly

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 07:44 PM

I know when and if Blofeld is introduced into Craigs Bond films it will be nothing of the sort. But if by some strange space-time-warp they did, wouldn't Diesel make a good Savalas reincarnation?

#2 DAN LIGHTER

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 07:49 PM

Duncan Goodhew would be better. What's he up to these days?

#3 jaguar007

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 08:31 PM

I know when and if Blofeld is introduced into Craigs Bond films it will be nothing of the sort. But if by some strange space-time-warp they did, wouldn't Diesel make a good Savalas reincarnation?


um. no.

#4 Jim

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 08:37 PM

I know when and if Blofeld is introduced into Craigs Bond films it will be nothing of the sort. But if by some strange space-time-warp they did, wouldn't Diesel make a good Savalas reincarnation?












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#5 Bucky

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 09:05 PM

i think ving rhames would be better

#6 The Ghost Who Walks

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 10:24 PM

Billy Zane = Telly Savalas

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#7 Matt_13

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 10:38 PM

...............Vin Diesal......................

#8 Garth007

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 03:44 AM

Billy Zane = Telly Savalas

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I Like this Idea alot good pic.

#9 Athena007

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 03:53 AM

Vin Diesel! Noooooooooooooooooo! I can't stand that guy.

As for Billy Zane... I could totally see him as Blofeld.

#10 Cruiserweight

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 04:58 AM

No

#11 OmarB

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 05:20 AM

Heck no.

#12 jrcjohnny99

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 06:15 AM

Vin Diesel and Bond should never be used in the same sentence...

#13 The Ghost Who Walks

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 08:50 AM

Vin Diesel! Noooooooooooooooooo! I can't stand that guy.

As for Billy Zane... I could totally see him as Blofeld.


I could see Zane playing any bad guy role. The guy is insanely underrated.

As for Vin Diesel, he'd be a more fitting henchman than a main bad guy. I don't think he's a very good actor.

Seeing Bond brutally murder XXX would also be quite a pleasure, after watching that awful movie.

#14 Zorin Industries

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 09:03 AM

I know when and if Blofeld is introduced into Craigs Bond films it will be nothing of the sort. But if by some strange space-time-warp they did, wouldn't Diesel make a good Savalas reincarnation?

Awful idea. Vin Diesel is the cinematic equivalent of a Happy Meal.

#15 The Ghost Who Walks

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 09:06 AM

I know when and if Blofeld is introduced into Craigs Bond films it will be nothing of the sort. But if by some strange space-time-warp they did, wouldn't Diesel make a good Savalas reincarnation?

Awful idea. Vin Diesel is the cinematic equivalent of a Happy Meal.


Heh.

#16 Loomis

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 09:10 AM

The only good Blofeld suggestion I've ever heard in fandom is Michael Sheen. The first step in casting Blofeld is not to zero in on actors who are bald or who've shaved their heads (I'm kind of surprised no one's mentioned Timothy Olyphant in this thread on the back of HITMAN) - looking vaguely like Donald Pleasence or Telly Savalas is not the chief requirement for the role (besides, everyone always forgets Charles Gray's Blofeld with a full head of hair in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER).

#17 Zorin Industries

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 09:22 AM

Well Charles Gray was a bit camp in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER so obviously it needs to be Graham Norton.

Please. If people are going to fantasy cast, can they "cast" their net a little wider. It always staggers me how so many people can claim to know the Bond films inside out yet clearly haven't a clue how they work (especially when it comes to their casting decisions).

#18 jaguar007

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 02:42 PM

How about Michael Gambon, Ian McKellen or (if he must be bald) Patrick Stewart

#19 Shaun Forever

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 03:19 PM

No.

#20 Mr. Arlington Beech

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 06:52 PM

I know when and if Blofeld is introduced into Craigs Bond films it will be nothing of the sort. But if by some strange space-time-warp they did, wouldn't Diesel make a good Savalas reincarnation?

Considerably... NO.

#21 Mr. Arlington Beech

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 07:01 PM

I know when and if Blofeld is introduced into Craigs Bond films it will be nothing of the sort. But if by some strange space-time-warp they did, wouldn't Diesel make a good Savalas reincarnation?

Considerably... NO.

And why don't we get Eminem to record the main theme and to play some random henchman... please, stop with the tacky suggestions for Bond.

#22 Judo chop

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 09:14 PM

Charles Barkley.

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 11:35 PM

I know when and if Blofeld is introduced into Craigs Bond films it will be nothing of the sort. But if by some strange space-time-warp they did, wouldn't Diesel make a good Savalas reincarnation?


When I first saw the title of the thread I immediately hoped that this was some sort of joke. Surely we can all agree that Telly Savalas, as an actor, is in a completely other category to the likes of Vin Diesel. Can't we?

Diesel needs to stay as far away from the franchise as possible. And, frankly, even trash like xXx brought him a little too close to 007 for my comfort.

#24 JimmyBond

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 03:16 AM

I know when and if Blofeld is introduced into Craigs Bond films it will be nothing of the sort. But if by some strange space-time-warp they did, wouldn't Diesel make a good Savalas reincarnation?

Considerably... NO.

And why don't we get Eminem to record the main theme and to play some random henchman... please, stop with the tacky suggestions for Bond.


While I would never suggest Eminem to record a theme (rap is all wrong for Bond, in so many ways). Don't put the man down, after all he did net an Oscar with his song from his movie 8 Mile.

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 04:21 PM

Zane's looking pretty good to me too. Vin D, on the other hand, would be rather...zany?

#26 The Ghost Who Walks

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 04:43 PM

Zane's looking pretty good to me too. Vin D, on the other hand, would be rather...zany?


Don't be inzane.




Sorry!

#27 Mr. Arlington Beech

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 06:55 PM

I know when and if Blofeld is introduced into Craigs Bond films it will be nothing of the sort. But if by some strange space-time-warp they did, wouldn't Diesel make a good Savalas reincarnation?

Considerably... NO.

And why don't we get Eminem to record the main theme and to play some random henchman... please, stop with the tacky suggestions for Bond.


While I would never suggest Eminem to record a theme (rap is all wrong for Bond, in so many ways). Don't put the man down, after all he did net an Oscar with his song from his movie 8 Mile.

I still think he's pure rubbish, he just repeat his formula ("Oh, I'm a white guy from the ghetto who's really tough, and I also make fun of celebrities") album after album. If you want really good hip hop- white- artists go and listen to The Beastie Boys.

Edited by Mr. Arlington Beech, 10 September 2009 - 07:56 PM.


#28 O.H.M.S.S.

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 10:14 AM

Vin Diesel is, in my opinion, one of the worst actors ever (xXx one of the worst films and Rob Cohen one of the worst directors).

#29 hilly

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 11:12 AM

Maybe, if Connery ditches the syrup......just a thought..

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 03:23 PM

Other than being bald i don't see the comparison. He's all wrong, and too young as well.