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[sark]

very funny

[Matt_13]

"How often have you met a woman--say, during a high-stakes card game or while sneaking into a criminal mastermind's submarine--only to have her turn up brutally murdered later? As Bond demonstrates, the important thing is that you not blame yourself ... even if it's happened to a statistically convincing percentage of the many women he's slept with."

I love Cracked, very good website.

[sark]

"How often have you met a woman--say, during a high-stakes card game or while sneaking into a criminal mastermind's submarine--only to have her turn up brutally murdered later? As Bond demonstrates, the important thing is that you not blame yourself ... even if it's happened to a statistically convincing percentage of the many women he's slept with."

I love Cracked, very good website.

Best part. "the important thing is that you not blame yourself." It's gold, Jerry, gold!

[Righty007]

4. The Love of Your Life Is Cruelly Murdered By Your Arch-Nemesis on Your Wedding Day

Step One: Spend five minutes attempting revenge

Step Two: Fail

Step Three: Fly to Vegas

Step Four: Pick up cheap floozie

[HildebrandRarity]

4. The Love of Your Life Is Cruelly Murdered By Your Arch-Nemesis on Your Wedding Day

Step One: Spend five minutes attempting revenge

Step Two: Fail

Step Three: Fly to Vegas

Step Four: Pick up cheap floozie

They forgot...


Step Zero point Five: Bow head for 5 seconds.

[staveoffzombies]

That was great!

[doublenoughtspy]

Priceless.

[Joey Bond]

lol brilliant!

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Love the bit about staunchly refusing to specify whether "shaken or stirred"!

[NotAnAcronym]

There's one step missing:

Spoiler

#1, step 3: Throw him into a dumpster