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#1 Righty007

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 01:25 AM

I closed The Great James Bond Quote Conversation because a handful of people turned it into a circus by posting random quotes instead of quotes that made a coherent conversation. The objective of this new game is to start fresh and hopefully everybody will follow the rules this time.

Rules

1. Quotes from ALL James Bond films (official and unofficial) are fair game.

2. You must post quotes that add to a COHERENT conversation.

3. Do not post every other time. The game will be shut down if it looks like Person A and Person B are the only people playing.

I'll start:

"What are you, some kind of doomsday machine, boy?"

#2 DaveBond21

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 01:38 AM

"I have a slight inferiority complex"

#3 Double-0-Seven

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 04:32 AM

"You must be joking."

#4 hilly

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 08:14 AM

I never joke about my work

#5 Double-Oh Agent

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 09:49 AM

"It could be that you find selling rugs a bore."

#6 dinovelvet

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 09:56 AM

I shall have to find something else to do.

#7 DamnCoffee

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 10:19 AM

"What about a drink at my place?"

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 01:34 PM

"Well, nothing would give me greater pleasure but unfortunately i do have a...business appointment."

#9 00Twelve

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 01:47 PM

But James, I need you!

#10 DamnCoffee

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 04:04 PM

"Thats the flimsiest excuse you've ever given me!"

#11 The Dove

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 09:10 PM

" Er once when I was with M in Tokyo, we had an interesting experience..."

#12 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 09:16 PM

"For a European, Mr. Bond, you are exceptionally cultured!"

#13 DamnCoffee

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 09:22 PM

"Yes, I know!"

#14 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 09:24 PM

"But, of course you are."

#15 dinovelvet

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 03:31 AM

"Yes, I know!"

"But, of course you are."


Not sure that particular exchange makes a lot of sense, so I will add :

"I'm a little confused"

#16 Double-Oh Agent

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 06:54 AM

"You are just a stupid policeman...whose luck has run out."

#17 hilly

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 09:31 AM

and what rank do you hold....?

#18 DamnCoffee

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 09:40 AM

"Commander."

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 12:37 PM

"Now!...i know you!..You're that secret agent...That English secret agent ...from England!"

#20 The Dove

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 04:42 PM

" My mission was compromised.. Moon got a call exposing me!! "

#21 agentjamesbond007

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 10:10 PM

"This never happened to the other fella."

#22 Double-Oh Agent

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 05:59 AM

"Good old Uncle Felix."

#23 DamnCoffee

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 11:44 AM

"You wont be needing this. Old Man!"

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 04:34 PM

..and i'll thank you not to refer to me...as the Old Man."

#25 dinovelvet

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 09:14 PM

I intend to...Kamal Khan.

#26 Double-Oh Agent

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 05:09 AM

"Look after Mr. Bond, see that some harm comes to him."

#27 Scaramanga'74

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 07:48 AM

"Let me guess. Thumbscrews and hot coals".

#28 dinovelvet

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 08:44 AM

You know, I never understood all these elaborate tortures. Its the simplest thing, to cause a man more pain than he can possibly endure.

#29 DamnCoffee

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 01:31 PM

"Hmmm... I doubt that!"

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 07:07 PM

"Stay where you are!...Get down on your knees....Put your hands behind your back."




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