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[David_M]

The honor falls to me to initiate the latest round of Brosnan photo captions. Have fun, everyone. Winner chosen Monday, Nov. 13.

[Mr. Blofeld]

At that moment, Steven Seagal realized he'd been meeting with the wrong Indians.

[ACE]

"When Dickie said 'injuns', he meant dots not feathers."
Pierce Brosnan's disastrous audition for Gandhi 2

[Mister Asterix]

Pierce Brosnan
is
Ian Fleming's
He Who Misses Never 007
in
Albert R. Broccoli's Eon Productions'

Die Another Moon

[Royal Dalton]

Chieftain (to Brozza): "Why don't you get a real ing job?!"

or

Brosnan (to photographer): "If you don't stop taking pictures of me, I'll Sioux."

[Daddy Bond]

Chieftain (to Brozza): "Why don't you get a real ing job?!"

or

Brosnan (to photographer): "If you don't stop taking pictures of me, I'll Sioux."

FYI, Royal Dalton, I like your second one a lot!

[Judo chop]

I am

[Royal Dalton]

Brosnan: "Hiawatha."

Chief: "Hi. How did you know my name was Watha?"

[Judo chop]

Pierce wants to Apache up his broken relationship with EON. But first

[Mister Asterix]

[quote name='Judo chop' post='790255' date='6 November 2007 - 12:19']Pierce wants to Apache up his broken relationship with EON. But first

[Judo chop]

I hopi that's the end of that.

No, no. There

[00Twelve]

Chief Grey Owl meets the actor whom the producers decided resembles him most closely.

or

This early production still from Bond 20 showed that Neal Purvis and Robert Wade had decided to faithfully adapt Ian Fleming's You Only Live Twice, changing the setting from a Japanese fishing village to a Sioux reservation. The idea was soon scrapped, and they chose their backup script, which eventually became Die Another Day.

[Judo chop]

Much light is shed on the confusion and hearsay surrounding Brosnan

[Judo chop]

[Judo chop]

A breakthrough in the field of neuroscience has allowed us to scan the patterns of a human brain during REM sleep and digitally reconstruct them as two-dimensional images.

Here we see a still shot extracted from the dreams of Rupert M. Ironside, distinguished professor of American History, James Bond fan extraordinaire, and creative director of Craignotbond.com.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Chief ting Bull and Two Dogs ing.

[killkenny kid]

"Why?...Look mate. I'm still big, It's the pictures that got small!"

[00Twelve]

"My name Rocks In Chair. Give name."

"My name Owl. Grey Owl."

(...just seemed like an obvious cap. )

[Mister Asterix]

Broccoli speak with forked tongue.

[Judo chop]

The winter of

[Royal Dalton]

Chief: "Here is picture of me with white man, Piers Bronson. He come here many years ago, to tell story of how he went from bogs of Ireland to big city of London, England, as small boy. Up till then, he only see black and white Norman Wisdom films on television. But, when he see James Bond film on big screen, with woman painted gold, he knew one day he destined to play James Bond role himself. Thirty years later, he finally play Bond in film GoldenEye. He would have played role eight years earlier, if not for Remington Steele contract. Now, he no longer Bond. Replaced by blond-haired actor Daniel Craig. But, do not worry, Piers. His Bond not Apache on yours."

[00Twelve]

Pierce Brosnan and his Japanese neighbor, Matsu Norukyama, enjoy a weekend trip to Gatlinburg, TN. (Picture provided by Jerry Geronimo's Period Photo Booth)

[Blonde Bond]

"It was a honor meeting you, Runs Like a Little Girl."

-Likewise, Goes Back To Tv-Movies.

[00Twelve]

Pierce and his Native counterpart do impressions of each other's "pain face".

or

New U.S. citizen Pierce Brosnan does his part to make it up to the Natives for America's 200-year-old policy of "manifest destiny".

[ACE]

Chief: "Here is picture of me with white man, Piers Bronson. He come here many years ago, to tell story of how he went from bogs of Ireland to big city of London, England, as small boy. Up till then, he only see black and white Norman Wisdom films on television. But, when he see James Bond film on big screen, with woman painted gold, he knew one day he destined to play James Bond role himself. Thirty years later, he finally play Bond in film GoldenEye. He would have played role eight years earlier, if not for Remington Steele contract. Now, he no longer Bond. Replaced by blond-haired actor Daniel Craig. But, do not worry, Piers. His Bond not Apache on yours."

RD, you just keep coming up with them but this one, while still laughing, made me want to set about your head with a blunt instrument! Very end-of-pier. You're stealing Bondian's clothes!


Albert R Broccoli's Eon Productions presents Pierce Brosnan as Ian Fleming's James Bond 007 in John Gardner's BROKENCLAW

[Barry the Saint]

Pierce's obsession with licquice twirls even to the point of his hair design was worrying Mel Brooks for his Blazin Saddles sequel..

[Skudor]

Pierce Brosnan poses for photographers at the start of filming for his new secret agent franchise. The former Bond star plays He-who-has-licence-to-kill, a Sioux secret agent with a penchant for sqaws, fire water, six shooters, saloons and designer hair extensions.

It was not clear at the time of writing who the elderly gentleman posing with Mr Brosnan is or what role he plays in the movie, only that his character is called "N".

At the same time it was announced that He-who-has-licence-to-kill's horse will not be provided by the Lipenzaler stables as rumoured. However, his watch will be the Omega Seamaster, as previously reported.

Mr Brosnan vehemently denied any similarities between his new film and the James Bond franchise.

[Royal Dalton]

On the set of the Medicine Man prequel:



Chief: "I don't know who he is, but he's no Cheyenne Connery."

[sharpshooter]

Even after Le Chiffre's warning, Bond is still playing red Indians.

[Royal Dalton]

Cherokee settlement, February 2004.



Chief: "Mister Brosnan, look! Smoke signal! It say: We - have - decided - to - go - in - different - direction. - Therefore, - your - services - are - no - longer - required. - Best - of - luck - with - your - future - career. - Love - Babs."