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[Jim]

After my staggeringly brilliant victory in the first round - I, too, am amazed by the wonder of me - an opportunity for the little people to attempt to be as just so finger-lickin' awesome as what I am by captioning the below by 5pm GMT Wednesday 12 September. [Picture is copyright BBC]

[Judo chop]

[Bondian]

Craig makes himself gag after watching 'Try Another Day'.

[Mister Asterix]

[mra]

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[00Twelve]

While enjoying some peanut butter just after his at-home BBC interview, Craig suddenly notices the production assistant off left of camera laughing at his flower blossom lights over the kitchen doorway. The next few seconds cannot be legally shown on network television.

[Loomis]

Okay, Babs, I'll sign, but I want it written into my contract that there'll be a shower scene where I suck the leading lady's fingers just like this. Mmmmmmmm.... Why? Never mind why - do you want me to play Bond or not?

[dinovelvet]

Despite the absence of Eva Green, Daniel Craig still went ahead with his attempt to recreate the Casino Royale shower scene in his kitchen.

[jaguar007]

Forget the Vodka Martini

[K1Bond007]

"No no.. true in' story. I read the script and I thought that scene was going to get cut. Barbara tells me that all the girls will dig it, but I'm like no in' way. I look like a ing retard. < mimics > What the ? Did you just take a ing picture of me? Whatever.. Anyway turns out chicks really do dig this. Everywhere I go girls come up to me and instead of asking for my signature or a hug or a quickie or whatever.. they ask for me to suck on their fingers. ing disgusting. Anyway I did it a couple times.....a few of them were hot, but man I thought playing Bond was going to be different. I imagined women oogling me and whatnot, but not ing like this. that . I'm trying to get Barbara to consent to a boob signing scene or something equally as ing awesome in Bond 22."

[Blofeld's Cat]

After my staggeringly brilliant victory in the first round - I, too, am amazed by the wonder of me - an opportunity for the little people to attempt to be as just so finger-lickin' awesome as what I am by captioning the below by 5pm GMT Wednesday 12 September. [Picture is copyright BBC]

Daniel Craig gets a taste of Jim's superior wit.

[Royal Dalton]

"Yeah, issh dissh toof, 'ere."

[Professor Dent]

Food goes in here...

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Having spent his entire salary for Casino Royale on the natty cashmere sweater and an extensive Simon and Garfunkle CD library, Daniel Craig has resorted to living in a derelict flat in the East End and sustaining himself on his own flesh until Bond 22. "If they had marketed The Invasion properly, I wouldn't be in this situation," lamented the actor, in between devouring his ring and middle fingers.

or

In a further attempt to make Bond more down-to-earth, the creative team have decided to feature Bond making his quiche again, only this time, he doesn't take kindly to criticism about his cooking. In this footage taken during filming, Bond is seen just before flipping off Felix Leiter when the CIA agent made a remark about there being a bit too much salt in the recipe. " off, ya McDonald's-munching Yank," retorts Bond.

or (featuring a shameless rip-off of one of Jim's trademarks; long and overwhelmingly uncomfortable story for those who don't get it [i.e everyone])

"Funny, that anchovy sauce that Jim gave me seemed to have a bit more cornflower than usual. Still, not bad at all," remarked Daniel Craig, afer having tried a bowl of Jim's patented Sticky White Love Piss for lunch.

[ACE]

Daniel Craig enjoys the Bond Girl casting process

[echomusic]

"I'll show you how I got so thin to fit in to that mini-bathing suit!"

[RedKelly]

Beatutiful girl,tastes like strawberry's.

[Monsieur B]

Daniel Craig elaborately flipping off an interviewer standing off-screen after a crack was made by the interviewer about Craig emerging from the water a la Honeychile Ryder in Dr. No. The interview abruptly ended after that comment. The interviewer was subsequently admitted into the Intensive Care Ward at a London hospital.

OR

What you might call a Mexican screw-off, gentleman!

OR

Mmmmmmm! I loooooooooove quiche! But I can't eat it 'cause then I'll get fat. But it's sooooooooo good!

Edited by Monsieur B, 08 September 2007 - 12:35 AM.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Daniel Craig enjoys the Bond Girl casting process

You're SOOOO naughty, ACE.

[Thunderfinger]

Daniel Craig is his own dentist.

[tigerheart]

Daniel Craig demonstrates what the rest of his fingers can do...Eva Green is out of shot, hyperventilating.

[DamnCoffee]

Daniel Craig demonstrates what the rest of his fingers can do...Eva Green is out of shot, hyperventilating.

hahaha LMAO!

[lafemmefantome]

"You want me to lick it where?? Be right there! You've got the honey and I've got the peanut butter! "


lafemme

[Blofeld's Cat]

Daniel Craig reaches the 3rd "F" of his latest "5 F" relationship.

[dinovelvet]

Time for a winner...?

[Jim]

Apologies for delay, real world called.

All splendid and inspired, so many thanks.

In third, a gallant third: echomusic, with "I'll show you how I got so thin to fit in to that mini-bathing suit!".

In second, oh so near etc: Royal Dalton, with "Yeah, issh dissh toof, 'ere."

Winner this time: ACE, with "Daniel Craig enjoys the Bond Girl casting process", largely because it is extremely filthy.

[Jim]

I forget what happens now.

[Santa]

ACE posts the next pic.

[Bondian]

Come on down, Ace.

[ACE]

Sorry, didn't check this.
Wow, I won something. I knew my dirty mind would be good for something one day. Erm, I'll get posting.
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