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[Qwerty]

Yet another Bond rumour, but nonetheless: http://www.chinadail...tent_796149.htm

Jolie wants to be the first female 007

I never want to see her associated with the Bond films.

[TheSaint]

If she wants to be Bond so badly, let her team up with Tarantino and make the long-awaited Modesty Blaise film. That is as close as she will ever get to being Bond.

[supernova]

Well she was Lara Croft - what more does she want? That's enough. Anyway as gorgeous as she was, now that she is travelling on the 'lets get skinny' Hollywood route, she is quickly losing her looks. Not much time for her left even to play Modesty Blaise even if she is interested!

[PlayItBogart]

Just give her her own stupid spy movie.

[Righty007]

[SilencedPPK]

I'm sure as hell glad that she got pregnant!

[RazorBlade]

I read or heard a great joke somewhere that Jolie was "one tuff chick" because she went to a 3rd world country to give birth. Ah, Modesty Blase, only if it is directed by Mario Bava and co-stars John Phillip Law. Oh, yeah, I loved that movie when it was Danger Diabolique.

And about this 3rd world stuff, since Earth is the 3rd planet from Sol, aren't all the countries 3rd world countries? Just as the countries on Venus are 2nd world countries and Mars are 4th world countries? Oh and did I mention that on Junpiter they are 5th world... Okay, I'll knock it off.

[darkpath]

Well she was Lara Croft - what more does she want? That's enough. Anyway as gorgeous as she was, now that she is travelling on the 'lets get skinny' Hollywood route, she is quickly losing her looks. Not much time for her left even to play Modesty Blaise even if she is interested!

Personally, I think her ship has already sailed, down the 'let's get skinny' Sea.

[thecasinoroyale]

She's a babe, but not a Bond.

Still, I'd pay to see her in another action/spy role just on her own. No Pitt allowed.

[dodge]

I hope she'll add to her charity work one more that will enrichen the lives of millions round the world: her staying away from the role of Jane Bond.

[Mister Asterix]

Jolie wants to be the first female 007

So what?

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

She already was.

It was called Tomb Raider. It failed.

The reverse Bond girl or "Tomb Raider Guy", as the franchise is calling it, was good though ---- Dirk Cragington or something to that extent. Fine actor...always thought he'd make a good Bond. Very Flemmming-esque.

[Santa]

Good Lord! There's an awful lot of vitriol about on CB.n today. I hope it's not catching. No, I don't want her to be JB either, but she probably never said any such thing.

[plankattack]

I would suggest a website perhaps? jolienotbond.com

[dodge]

Good Lord! There's an awful lot of vitriol about on CB.n today. I hope it's not catching. No, I don't want her to be JB either, but she probably never said any such thing.

Yeah, it's that old blues song. You know--Stormy Funday?

[Double-0-Seven]

I would suggest a website perhaps? jolienotbond.com

Now there's a website I would support.

Welcome to the forum by the way.

[bond_girl_double07]

I very much doubt it.. she seems so far "above" you know, things like this these days. Like acting..

[darkpath]

Good Lord! There's an awful lot of vitriol about on CB.n today. I hope it's not catching. No, I don't want her to be JB either, but she probably never said any such thing.

I apologize for my lapse.

[vavu007]

Jolie is a very beautiful woman, but not Bond by any means. Wasn't Jinx supposed to be a 'female Bond'?

[Qwerty]

Wasn't Jinx supposed to be a 'female Bond'?

Her character definitely seemed to be.

Welcome to the CBn Forums.

[Ernst Stavro Blofeld Jr.]

She already was.

It was called Tomb Raider. It failed.

The reverse Bond girl or "Tomb Raider Guy", as the franchise is calling it, was good though ---- Dirk Cragington or something to that extent. Fine actor...always thought he'd make a good Bond. Very Flemmming-esque.

Actually I think his name was Craig Danning or something. I dunno, he'd probably be good but I'm sure alot of people would complain because he's not Brosnan or something.

[Thunderfinger]

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[killkenny kid]

If she wants to be Bond so badly, let her team up with Tarantino and make the long-awaited Modesty Blaise film. That is as close as she will ever get to being Bond.

There you go.

[Four Aces]

Gosh I saw a picture of her yesterday. What is she doing? She looked pretty bad. And she's looking like her dad. Yikes! )

Edited by Four Aces, 31 January 2007 - 10:35 PM.

[dodge]

Gosh I saw a picture of her yesterday. What is she doing? She looked pretty bad. And she's looking like her dad. Yikes! )

Jennifer Anniston has learned voodoo and is working it.

[Four Aces]

Gosh I saw a picture of her yesterday. What is she doing? She looked pretty bad. And she's looking like her dad. Yikes! )

Jennifer Anniston has learned voodoo and is working it.

Tee-hee. Good one mate!

[Humphrey Bogart]

She already was.

It was called Tomb Raider. It failed.

The reverse Bond girl or "Tomb Raider Guy", as the franchise is calling it, was good though ---- Dirk Cragington or something to that extent. Fine actor...always thought he'd make a good Bond. Very Flemmming-esque.

Actually I think his name was Craig Danning or something. I dunno, he'd probably be good but I'm sure alot of people would complain because he's not Brosnan or something.

Yeah. he has a pair of blue eys and a blonde hair. is he a Nazi or something?

And who in a right mind would make M a woman?

[yolt13]

A few quick points...

1)Angelina Jolie is still a strikingly beautiful woman. Unfortunately, she has lost too much weight and the incessant wave of gossip about her personal life has caused her to lose some of her luster as a sex symbol. Not a Britney Spears-caliber fall from grace, to be sure, but she is still somehow less appealing than she was pre-Pitt.

2)I could see her as a Bond girl in the right film, but never as the first female 007. Putting aside how wrong the idea of changing Bond's gender rubs me, I'd say Miss Jolie's box-office record is not equal to her top-heavy sex appeal. She's only really had two big hits since her GIRL, INTERRUPTED days...

3)...one of which, contrary to what someone wrote here, was TOMB RAIDER. The sequel flopped, but through no fault of Miss Jolie's. She was actually rather good in the role in both films, and certainly had the physical attributes that Lara Croft fans wanted to see on the big screen. The scripts were just not up to par.

4)These "I want to be the first [insert gender, ethnic or minority label here] James Bond!" stories are ridiculous. Not only is it unlikely that any of these scenarios will play out anytime soon, but it is almost inconceivable that an established star of today (even one who is looking to revive a flagging career) will be the one to fill the role if such a thing did occur. By the time the makers of the two consecutive "most successful" James Bond films of all time decide they need to pull a stunt like this, Miss Jolie and Diddy and every other celebrity 007-wannabe will be collecting Social Security checks.

Edited by yolt13, 01 February 2007 - 03:30 AM.

[Agent 0015]

It would have to be in her dreams to be a female 007. I want to see her as a villianess.

[Man on fire]

In 1995,people who had drunk too much said similar about Sharon Stone