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'Dive Another Dave' or 'Why the Server Was Down Last Night' a fan fiction.


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#1 Mister Asterix

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Posted 07 April 2002 - 02:32 PM

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FROM MSN MESSENGER 07 April 2002 2am GMT
Mr James Page says:
Dave and Dan have been abducted by MGM henchmen and their server has been blown up by Chris Corbould
Mickey G puts his finger in his ear to activate his conceiled radio: "destroy... destroy them all"
Mr* says:
Luckily Micket G. won't just shoot them. He'll have an elaborate trap that gives them a chance to escape.
Mr James Page says:
fortunately for rogue agents Dave and Dan, Mickey G had deligated the task of securing the torture chairs to the marketing department
Mr* says:
And they won't be arriving until October.
Mr James Page says:
wiping the sweat from his brow, the pair for once had a reason to thank the poor marketeers as they tried the lock to the torture chamber, and it opened
Mr James Page says:
his/thier
Mr* says:
Then he arrived. Their arch-nemisis:
Mr* says:
Clit
Mr James Page says:
The light from the tiny slit window in the roof of the chamber cast down upon Clit's evil grin as he called the gaurds in
Mr* says:
And then in true Fleming fashion there was suddenly four paragraphs about a trout.
Mr James Page says:
it was the evil Clit again
Mr* says:
Clit Hammergroin: a true Fleming villain
Mr James Page says:
an elusive villain, most men could never find him
Mr* says:
And then if they did find him they wouldn't know what to do with him
Mr James Page says:
007 uncovers Clit Hammergroin's dastardly a plan to shave
Mr James Page says:
President Bush
Mr* says:
Luckily Vice President 'Dick' Chaney was there to take care of Clit
Mr James Page says:
and became the only man in history to be waxed to death
Mr* says:
Gold wax
Mr James Page says:
Bond: "Well someone had to draw the (bikini) line"
Mr* says:
Oh James
Mr* says:
You always were a cunning speaker
Mr* says:
or linguist
Mr* says:
take your pick
Mr James Page says:
Bond: "There's something fishy going on"
Mr* says:
Out of nowhere appears Clit's main hench man GeeSpot
Mr James Page says:
M: "Get your head down then 007"
Mr James Page says:
Intelligence agencies were never sure if there was only one GeeSpot
Mr* says:
Or if indeed GeeSpot even really existed
Mr James Page says:
M: "We have lost all the agents we have ever sent after GeeSpot. 0012 is suffereing dillusionment and terminal depression after spending years on the case with no results."
Mr* says:
M:"In fact our only agent who seems to have anyhandle on on how to locate GeeSpot is Mary Goodnight. And she just backed into it."
Mr James Page says:
oops got disconnected!
Mr James Page says:
:)! someone's buzzed my door at 2:30am
Mr James Page says:
*James takes a look out the window*
Mr* says:
ITS GEESPOT!!!
Mr James Page says:
It's a balding man, with a dodgy beard and glasses, he's putting his finger in his ear and pointing this way... :)!
Mr* says:
Nice knowing you.
Mr James Page says:
MI6 is down
Mr James Page says:
it looks like a dawn raid
Mr James Page says:
*James checks MI6 just incase the irony of his jape bites him in the :)*
Mr James Page says:
ah.... CBN is up again
Mr* says:
forums or main page?
Mr James Page says:
main page
Mr James Page says:
news looks intact
Mr* says:
Clit once again goes unsatisfied

#2 The Admiral

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Posted 07 April 2002 - 02:39 PM

ROFL!

Clit can't get rid of us that easy :)