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[C_M_Bianchi]

i was writing a plot for a book and i was wondering if anyone is good at writing anything. the bond villain is named Shatterhand. that might be the title but idk. and he works for PHANTOM. idk what ist stands for but here is what i got so far...

P
H
Anti-Intelligence
N
Terrorism
O
M


if anyone can help then please help me! Thanks!!!!!

[dee-bee-five]

i was writing a plot for a book and i was wondering if anyone is good at writing anything. the bond villain is named Shatterhand. that might be the title but idk. and he works for PHANTOM. idk what ist stands for but here is what i got so far...

P
H
Anti-Intelligence
N
Terrorism
O
M


if anyone can help then please help me! Thanks!!!!!

You should tread very carefully in asking for contributions like this. Who knows, you may get a renegade producer-inspired (who can I mean?)poster answering your request. And if he were to contribute one full-stop or semi-colon and you used it, he'd claim full copyright not only on this work but also everything you'd ever written before or will write subsequently. And do think carefully about using PHANTOM as your organisation because your - a-hem - "co-writer" will claim copyright on actual words (like GHOST, WRAITH, SPIRIT, SPECT**) as well as whole countries, like the Bahamas.

Edited by dee-bee-five, 11 August 2006 - 06:50 AM.

[C_M_Bianchi]

thanks dee bee five. but i kinda need help because i am stuck in this stage and the material above is...

2006 copyrighted. Chris And Paul Productions

anyone that helps me we get co writer's credit

[Pam Bouvier]

[quote name='C_M_Bianchi' date='10 August 2006 - 23:15' post='584953']
i was writing a plot for a book and i was wondering if anyone is good at writing anything. the bond villain is named Shatterhand. that might be the title but idk. and he works for PHANTOM. idk what ist stands for but here is what i got so far...

P
H
Anti-Intelligence
N
Terrorism
O
M

Plots
Hinging on
Anti-Intelligence
Nuclear
Obliteration
Mind-control
Just a thought. Hope it helps

[C_M_Bianchi]

thanks

now all i need is a good plot that has lots of spying and bond type stuff in it

[K1Bond007]

Anti-intelligence? Bad wording, IMHO. Counter-Intelligence is the word you're looking for otherwise it sounds like they're an outfit against education, in general.

[Hitch]

It's time for you to apply those little grey cells or you will be forever at the mercy of "creative" types. Think of something yourself. We all tell stories, embellish facts, try to impress and amuse friends, and tell little white lies. Just stick Bond in the mix.

Stephen King (it's OK, folks, he's on the guest list) says he always asks himself the following question when trying to think of a plot:

What if?

Come on, Signor Bianchi, you can do it.

If your Bond plot has a nuclear threat, think of the worst place (though there's no good place) where this might happen. What if, etc.

What if a bomb blew up Washington? New York? Rochdale? Microsoft?

What if there was a ransom?

What if there was no ransom?

What if Bond couldn't do a thing about it?

But what if he could? What would he do?

What if he couldn't trust anyone?

What if he had to place his trust in everyone?

What if he had to chase all over the world trying to find out what was happening?

What if a nuclear bomb was about to explode?

What if the bomb went off?

What if radiation bleached his hair blond?

See, it's easy. My advice: think big but start small.

[C_M_Bianchi]

yes i know but idk what the A would then stand for. does anyone got any good plots? he is one but idk if it is good...

A Doctor with the last name Shatterhandhas been secretly working on a machine.

now idk if it would be coping but i might make the machine called MAGIC 44. it brainwashes people. anyway, Shatterhand's assistant named Professor White, has kidnapped M. He plans to brainwash him to get James Bond to come and save M.


and that is all i got so far

[Hitch]

Good, that's progress. You've most of your plot there already. Now keep developing it, forget about sticking to your acrostic, and concentrate on telling a story.

And write the story.

[C_M_Bianchi]

thanks. idk what bond would do though

[Hitch]

You say that M is brainwashed into enticing Bond somewhere. It's your decision whether Bond complies unwittingly or goes to meet M knowing that something is wrong.

And if you type "idk" again I may have to send your file to the Double-O Section...

[C_M_Bianchi]

but what would shatterhand get by brainwashing m. it kinda seems useless brainwashing him

[Hitch]

Oh, my poor head. I don't know - by brainwashing M perhaps Shatterhand gains access to Britain's Trident submarine nuclear codes? Or something.

This is free of charge, you know.

You'll have to do what every writer has always done: make it up. OK?

Good luck.

[C_M_Bianchi]

he gets m to give him the codes. and then when bond comes to the resque, m try to 007

[C_M_Bianchi]

Plot: A Doctor named Shatterhand has been secretly creating a machine called Magic 44. It is programed to brainwash people. Shatterhand's assistant named Professor White has kidnapped M to retrieve the nuclear codes for Britain's Trident Submarines to hack into the submarines to get them to attack their own nations. Bond comes to save M to find out that M has been brainwashed but the effects of the machine are not permanent. Bond goes after Shatterhand and traces him back to PHANOM. Will the world be safe onece again? we are not sure. But after all, he will pull through. because he is Bond... James Bond

[ACE]

Is this one of the funniest threads ever?

[Santa]

It's pretty damn funny. I'm sure you can do better than that, though. I challenge you, ACE, to come up with a funnier thread than this.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Is this one of the funniest threads ever?

Thanks for the reminder.

[ACE]

It's pretty damn funny. I'm sure you can do better than that, though. I challenge you, ACE, to come up with a funnier thread than this.

idk

[TheREAL008]

I don't mean to criique but what's so special about the name Shatterhand? It's been done before by Fleming and a few other fanfic writers.

No offense but surely you can come up with a better mad scientist.

[Hitch]

My head still hurts.

[Joyce Carrington]

*tosses Hitch an aspirin*