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[Pierce_Brosnan]

This is a fun game I found on another forum. Somebody says a great wish
and somebody twists it into a bad thing!

Example.
Q: I wish I had an Aston-Martin!
A: Granted, but its pink!

Q: I wish I was a really talented musician!
A:Granted. Here's your accordian! (no offense to accordian players!)

I will go first! I wish I had all the money in the world!
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[k13oharts]

Q. Granted. Here's your post-dated check. Dated: March 17, 3076

A. I wish I get the best henchmen.

[Clouseau]

I wish I get the best henchmen.

Granted. you can pick up their bodies at the morgue.

i wish i was a famous detective!

[OVERLORD]

i wish i was a famous detective!

Granted... you are Ace Ventura

I wish I was married to a Victoria's secret model

[Clouseau]

I wish I was married to a Victoria's secret model.

Granted. you have just become the 5th husband of Geena Davis - who is currently 50 years old - and Reza Jarrahy (an Iranian, who was her 4th husband until you stole her away from him) has vowed to kill you.

i wish i could earn my living as a professional comedian.

[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but a very terrible living! (you are poor)

I wish I ruled the world!

[Clouseau]

I wish I ruled the world!

Granted, but it's gonna take a long time, since you've only got a 12-inch ruler to mark all those lines with! (see the second set of definitions, #4, a and b, if you don't know what i'm talking about )

i wish i could build a popular website about my favorite movies

[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but everybody hates it!

I wish I was the next James Bond actor after Craig.

[Clouseau]

Granted, but everybody hates it!

how can everybody hate it if it's popular? the definition of "popular" is "widely liked", is it not??

I wish I was the next James Bond actor after Craig.

Granted, but halfway through production, Sony, MGM, and Eon all go bankrupt, shooting is shut down, and the film never sees the light of day!

[Mathis05]

Clouseau you didn't include a wish....So I'll re-start it:

I wish the Cubs would win the World Series this year.

Edited by Mathis05, 13 June 2006 - 04:35 PM.

[Clouseau]

I wish the Cubs would win the World Series this year.

Granted, but they only win by default, because all the other teams in MLB die in mysterious plane crashes.

Clouseau you didn't include a wish....

i didn't include a new wish because i didn't think my previous one was properly "corrupted". if nobody wants to give it another go, though, i guess i should come up with another.

ok, i wish i could make millions of dollars by starring in a blockbuster movie.

[Bond#9-GeorgeKemp]

Granted, but you have to star opposite and film raunchy love scenes with Kirk Douglas!

I wish I lived in LA

[Clouseau]

I wish I lived in LA

Granted, but a massive earthquake has severed California from the rest of the continent, sinking it into the ocean, and wiping it right off the map!

i wish i could conduct an orchestra.

[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but the conducting is terrbile and everybody listening to the orchestra leaves the auditorium!


I wish I was the strongest person ever.

Edited by Pierce_Brosnan, 13 June 2006 - 07:02 PM.

[Clouseau]

I wish I was the strongest person ever.

Granted, but when Delilah cuts your hair in your sleep, you lose your strength, and you're captured by Philistines, blinded, and locked in jail for the rest of your life.

i wish AIDS and cancer never existed.

[Matt_13]

Granted, but Bird flu has taken their place and has wiped out 3/4 of the US and Canada as well as parts of Asia, Europe, and the Carribean. The only cure? Watching David Hasselhoffs "Hooked on a Feeling Video" in HD for five hours straight!

I wish I owned Microsoft.

Edited by Matt_13, 13 June 2006 - 08:30 PM.

[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but only for 1 day! (before you get a paycheck)

I wish I lived forever!

[Matt_13]

Granted but you can never have sex.

I wish I was a billionare.

Edited by Matt_13, 13 June 2006 - 08:44 PM.

[The Richmond Spy]

Granted...heres a billion Turkish lira.


I wish I was James Bond.

[Quartermaster007]

Granted...heres a billion Turkish lira.


I wish I was James Bond.

Granted, but you get STDs from bedding all those women.

I wish I had some tasty chocolate ice cream.

[Jaws0178]

Granted, but there is no freezer to put it in, so it melts and makes it inedible.

I wish I was an actor in a multibillion dollar blockbuster movie

[Clouseau]

I wish I was an actor in a multibillion dollar blockbuster movie

Granted, but you forgot to read the fine print on your contract, and you didn't make one red cent!

i wish i could control the weather.

[The Richmond Spy]

I wish I was an actor in a multibillion dollar blockbuster movie

Granted, but you forgot to read the fine print on your contract, and you didn't make one red cent!

i wish i could control the weather.

Granted....here is a snow globe, enjoy!

i wish i could end world hunger.

[jaguar007]

I wish I was an actor in a multibillion dollar blockbuster movie

Granted, but you forgot to read the fine print on your contract, and you didn't make one red cent!

i wish i could control the weather.

Granted....here is a snow globe, enjoy!

i wish i could end world hunger.

granted, too bad the world ended (sorry to be so morbid).

I wish I had a 1961 Chateau Margaux.

[OVERLORD]

I wish I had a 1961 Chateau Margaux.

Granted but it tastes like vinegar to you.


I wish I owned a 57 Fender Telecaster

[Jaws0178]

Granted. But the next day, the strings broke and someone punched a hole in the back, making it unplayable

I wish I were in NASCAR

[Clouseau]

I wish I were in NASCAR

Granted, but in the first lap of your first race, you're introduced to the wall, Dale Earnhart-style (ouch!)

i wish i was ambidextrous.

[Icephoenix]

Granted, but you loose both hands in an unfortunate paper-cut accident.

I wish Jupiter was green.

[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but after 1 hour your hands are chopped off so you can not be both left and right handed anymore!



I wish I had a chocolate vault!

Edited by Pierce_Brosnan, 14 June 2006 - 03:00 PM.

[Matt_13]

Granted, but it's not the kind of chocolate you thought...if you know what I mean...

I wish I was as toned as Daniel Craig.