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[elizabeth]

Me. Duh. B)

Jaw0178

vs.

Glidrose

[Jaws0178]

Ooh. thats a tough.... hahahaha Whew almost said that one with a straight face!

Why the legendary Jaws0178, of course

Randy Orton

vs.

Kane

[glidrose]

elizabeth, on 29 January 2012 - 10:30 PM, said:

glidrose, on 28 January 2012 - 09:34 PM, said:

elizabeth, on 28 January 2012 - 08:23 PM, said:

glidrose, on 26 January 2012 - 12:19 AM, said:

(Cosmo Brown is too goofy a name to win anything.)

He just HAPPENS to be my favorite character in Singin' in the Rain, and is played by the amazingly talented Donald O'Connor, so I suggest you show some respect.

Gene Kelly

vs.

Donald O'Connor

Gene Kelly by default. (Donald O'Connor is too goofy a name to win anything. They sing and dance: that makes them both limp-wristed pansy boys. Whew. Good thing there's no political correctness on this message board. No liberal mods either.)

You are a jerk. And how is that name goofy? They're both Irish...do you have a grudge against the Irish. They are NOT pansies. I hate you. A lot. You ignore how I feel about them and continually bash them in front of me. Limp-wristed??? Gene Kelly was one of the most muscular song-and-dance men in the business. Donald O'Connor too. After all that dancing, don't you THINK they WON'T be limp-wristed??? It's called putting their names in Google Images. God, not only do you not know how to insult, you are incredibly dense.

And for the record: I am a film major. I know my , so you would do well to show two of my favorite actors some respect and not to mess with me. And don't you DARE say that I brought it upon myself by asking the question. I was supposed to know that I was going to get an like you responding, right? Get out of here, and take your low self-esteem and jealousy that you can't sing and dance like Gene and Donald elsewhere.

You forget to add, "Glidrose, you're just jealous 'cause the voices are talking to me and not YOU!".

...toying with insecure people is so much fun.

[elizabeth]

You forgot to add, "I think you should stop listening to Billy Joel and stop calling him your favorite artist because, since I became dictator of the world (by a rigged election which I am very proud of, I should add), it is law that you do not listen to men who sing and play an instrument and are Jewish because they are not 'real men.'"

Probably should change my favorite comedian too, since Stan Laurel is British. Oh, and he dances. Can't have that. And no more Oliver Hardy either, since he sings...

What is this about voices? Please learn to insult.



Toying with loser trolls is so much fun.


Randy Orton.

Manny Pacquaio

vs.

Oscar DeLaHoya

(Oh no! Mexicans! Hide, glidrose, before they take your job! And before the men start singing and dancing!)

[Jim]

Jim vs. "elizabeth".

...Jim.

A most peculiar rant.

[Jim]

glidrose, on 31 January 2012 - 12:02 AM, said:

...toying with insecure people is so much fun.

You might not get too much more opportunity. Stop it.

[PrinceKamalKhan]

elizabeth, on 31 January 2012 - 04:18 AM, said:

Manny Pacquaio

vs.

Oscar DeLaHoya

Manny Pacquaio

Laverne

versus

Shirley?

[Jaws0178]

Shirley. She's small and scrappy

Speaking of Scrappy

Scooby Doo and Shaggy

vs.

Scrappy Doo and an evil clone of Fred

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Scrappy Doo and an evil clone of Fred

Thor

vs.

Superman?

[Jaws0178]

God of Asgard vs Man of Steel. Hmmm. Always bet on MOS (Sorry Thor)

Batman

vs

Iron Man

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Batman

Vicki Vale

versus

Lana Lang?

[Jaws0178]

Lana Lang (Remember she has that power suit. Can't get near Clark mind you which sucked)

Brainiac

vs

Mr. Freeze

[glidrose]

I'll go with Brainiac even though I have no idea who or what he/it is or why anyone above a certain age would spend much time wondering who would win.

Fyodor Pavlovich Karamazov

Dmitri Fyodorovich Karamazov

Edited by glidrose, 06 February 2012 - 11:51 PM.

[007jamesbond]

Fyodor Pavlovich Karamazov

Yao Ming or Shaq o neal

[PrinceKamalKhan]

007jamesbond, on 07 February 2012 - 06:29 AM, said:

Fyodor Pavlovich Karamazov

Yao Ming or Shaq o neal

Yao Ming.

Napoleon Solo

versus

Illya Kuryakin?

[glidrose]

Napoleon Solo

Connery's toupee

vs

Moore's cocked eyebrow

[Goodnight]

Connery's Toupee



David Cameron and George Osborne


Vs


Barack Obama and Joe Biden

[Jaws0178]

David Cameron and George Osborn, and here is why: Barack Obama would be too busy trying to figure out what Joe Biden is smoking due to half the stuff that comes out of his mouth.

Anyway

Green Arrow

vs

Robin Hood

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Robin Hood

General Zod

versus

Brainiac?

[glidrose]

General Zod.


Oddjob
vs
Jaws

Bit of a draw, really. Jaws may get it in the teeth, lucky him, unlucky bowler. But Jaws may also get it in the neck. Spend the rest of the film grumbling about all them bloody Koreans. Where's Enoch Powell when you need him? Despite this, pick one. Or the other. Oh dear. I think I'm channeling Jim again.

[Jaws0178]

Jaws

Winnie the Pooh

vs.

Bees with laser beams attached to their heads

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Pooh bear! :)

Pizza Hut

versus

Papa John's?

[Jaws0178]

Neither, Papa Murphy's (mmm, take and bake) No, actually Papa Hahns

Dominos

vs

Little Caesars

[Goodnight]

Dominos



Cary Grant

Vs

Hugh Grant

[glidrose]

I'll go with Cary Grant.

Who would win?

CommanderBond dot net

or

our rivals MI6HQ

[thecasinoroyale]

On news pages, those scally-wags at MI6-HQ, but for sheer forum ace-ness and Bond fans united, CBn!!


Pepsi

Vs

Coca-Cola

??