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#2581 Jaws0178

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 05:57 PM

The Labour Party

Wilma Flinstone

vs.

Betty Rubble

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 08:02 PM

Wilma. (Fiery redhead.)

In a lying contest:

Shakespeare's Iago

vs

Seinfeld's George Costanza

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 11:27 PM

Shakespeare's Iago

Aquaman

vs.

Captain America?

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 07:58 AM

Captain America (I mean come, we've all seen the Family Guy episode where it is shown that he is pretty much useless out of water :) )

Clark Kent (No powers)

vs

Bruce Wayne (No gadgets)

#2585 PrinceKamalKhan

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 04:29 PM

Bruce Wayne. Remember what happened to Clark Kent at the Alaskan diner in Superman II, both the Donner and Lester cuts?

Eli Manning

versus

Tom Brady?

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 10:33 PM

Tom Brady.

Don Lockwood

vs.

Cosmo Brown

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 12:19 AM

Don Lockwood. (Cosmo Brown is too goofy a name to win anything.)

David Arnold

vs.

Our own "The Shark".

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 12:51 AM

The Shark (because any noise is better than Brasspants McBlare).

In a mafia war:

Barbara

vs

Cubby

#2589 PrinceKamalKhan

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 12:53 AM

Cubby

Burt Reynolds

versus

Mel Gibson?

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 01:31 PM

Burt Reynolds. He just did 'Archer' and his stache sets him over the top of Mad Mel.


Mr. T

vs

Rampage Jackson

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 07:34 AM

Mr. T (If anything, he would just smack Rampage with all the gold.)

Flava Flav clock necklace

vs.

Mr.T's gold

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 11:07 AM

Mr.T because he always wins.

Javier Bardem

vs

Ralph Fiennes

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 07:08 PM

Fiennes

Eve Teschmacher

versus

Lois Lane?

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 10:15 PM

Lois Lane


Monkey Cards

vs

Any other Animal Cards

#2595 Jaws0178

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 08:01 AM

Monkey Cards

From Smallville

Lois Lane

vs.

Tess Mercer

#2596 elizabeth

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 08:23 PM

(Cosmo Brown is too goofy a name to win anything.)

He just HAPPENS to be my favorite character in Singin' in the Rain, and is played by the amazingly talented Donald O'Connor, so I suggest you show some respect.

Lois Lane

Gene Kelly

vs.

Donald O'Connor

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 09:34 PM


(Cosmo Brown is too goofy a name to win anything.)

He just HAPPENS to be my favorite character in Singin' in the Rain, and is played by the amazingly talented Donald O'Connor, so I suggest you show some respect.

Lois Lane

Gene Kelly

vs.

Donald O'Connor


Gene Kelly by default. (Donald O'Connor is too goofy a name to win anything. They sing and dance: that makes them both limp-wristed pansy boys. Whew. Good thing there's no political correctness on this message board. No liberal mods either.)

Whoever the 2012 Republican nominee is

vs.

John McCain (2008 Republican nominee)

Edited by glidrose, 28 January 2012 - 09:36 PM.


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Posted 29 January 2012 - 08:02 PM

Whoever the 2012 Republican nominee is

Chang(Moonraker)
http://www.universal...chmen/chang.jpg

versus

Sandor(The Spy Who Loved Me)
http://www.universal...ages/sandor.jpg ?

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 10:30 PM



(Cosmo Brown is too goofy a name to win anything.)

He just HAPPENS to be my favorite character in Singin' in the Rain, and is played by the amazingly talented Donald O'Connor, so I suggest you show some respect.

Lois Lane

Gene Kelly

vs.

Donald O'Connor


Gene Kelly by default. (Donald O'Connor is too goofy a name to win anything. They sing and dance: that makes them both limp-wristed pansy boys. Whew. Good thing there's no political correctness on this message board. No liberal mods either.)

You are a jerk. And how is that name goofy? They're both Irish...do you have a grudge against the Irish. They are NOT pansies. I hate you. A lot. You ignore how I feel about them and continually bash them in front of me. Limp-wristed??? Gene Kelly was one of the most muscular song-and-dance men in the business. Donald O'Connor too. After all that dancing, don't you THINK they WON'T be limp-wristed??? It's called putting their names in Google Images. God, not only do you not know how to insult, you are incredibly dense.

And for the record: I am a film major. I know my [censored], so you would do well to show two of my favorite actors some respect and not to mess with me. And don't you DARE say that I brought it upon myself by asking the question. I was supposed to know that I was going to get an [censored] like you responding, right? Get out of here, and take your low self-esteem and jealousy that you can't sing and dance like Gene and Donald elsewhere.

Chang.

iTouch

vs.

iPhone

#2600 Jaws0178

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 06:25 PM

Umm, wow

Itouch

Gildrose

vs.

Elizabeth

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 08:44 PM

Me. Duh. B)

Jaw0178

vs.

Glidrose

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 11:30 PM

Ooh. thats a tough.... hahahaha Whew almost said that one with a straight face!

Why the legendary Jaws0178, of course

Randy Orton

vs.

Kane

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 12:02 AM




(Cosmo Brown is too goofy a name to win anything.)

He just HAPPENS to be my favorite character in Singin' in the Rain, and is played by the amazingly talented Donald O'Connor, so I suggest you show some respect.

Gene Kelly

vs.

Donald O'Connor


Gene Kelly by default. (Donald O'Connor is too goofy a name to win anything. They sing and dance: that makes them both limp-wristed pansy boys. Whew. Good thing there's no political correctness on this message board. No liberal mods either.)

You are a jerk. And how is that name goofy? They're both Irish...do you have a grudge against the Irish. They are NOT pansies. I hate you. A lot. You ignore how I feel about them and continually bash them in front of me. Limp-wristed??? Gene Kelly was one of the most muscular song-and-dance men in the business. Donald O'Connor too. After all that dancing, don't you THINK they WON'T be limp-wristed??? It's called putting their names in Google Images. God, not only do you not know how to insult, you are incredibly dense.

And for the record: I am a film major. I know my [censored], so you would do well to show two of my favorite actors some respect and not to mess with me. And don't you DARE say that I brought it upon myself by asking the question. I was supposed to know that I was going to get an [censored] like you responding, right? Get out of here, and take your low self-esteem and jealousy that you can't sing and dance like Gene and Donald elsewhere.


You forget to add, "Glidrose, you're just jealous 'cause the voices are talking to me and not YOU!".

...toying with insecure people is so much fun.

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 04:18 AM

You forgot to add, "I think you should stop listening to Billy Joel and stop calling him your favorite artist because, since I became dictator of the world (by a rigged election which I am very proud of, I should add), it is law that you do not listen to men who sing and play an instrument and are Jewish because they are not 'real men.'"

Probably should change my favorite comedian too, since Stan Laurel is British. Oh, and he dances. Can't have that. And no more Oliver Hardy either, since he sings...

What is this [censored] about voices? Please learn to insult.



Toying with loser trolls is so much fun.


Randy Orton.

Manny Pacquaio

vs.

Oscar DeLaHoya

(Oh no! Mexicans! Hide, glidrose, before they take your job! And before the men start singing and dancing!)

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 05:30 AM

Jim vs. "elizabeth".

...Jim.

A most peculiar rant.

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 05:41 AM

...toying with insecure people is so much fun.


You might not get too much more opportunity. Stop it.

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 05:58 AM

Manny Pacquaio

vs.

Oscar DeLaHoya


Manny Pacquaio

Laverne

versus

Shirley?

#2608 Jaws0178

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 08:18 AM

Shirley. She's small and scrappy

Speaking of Scrappy

Scooby Doo and Shaggy

vs.

Scrappy Doo and an evil clone of Fred

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 02:24 AM

Scrappy Doo and an evil clone of Fred

Thor

vs.

Superman?

#2610 Jaws0178

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 03:29 AM

God of Asgard vs Man of Steel. Hmmm. Always bet on MOS (Sorry Thor)

Batman

vs

Iron Man




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