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Which Bond Girl Would You Marry?


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#1 Blue Eyes

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Posted 22 May 2001 - 08:42 AM

Which Bond Girl would you marry? Or just date? Or even ... gasp at the thought ... just plain shag!

And don't just give names! I want reasons as well!

#2 James Page

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Posted 06 June 2001 - 12:26 AM

If you break the tricky and spoilt-for-choice options into categories it becomes a bit easier.... :)

Character: Solitaire
Actress: Denise Richards
One nighter: Domino
Dirty weekend: Xenia

#3 Boothroyd

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Posted 28 June 2001 - 07:57 PM

Character: Tracy or Octopussy...and why not (the older lady) actually... isn't she dead yet?
Actress: Sophie Marsceau (she looks fiesty)
One nighter: Lupe Lamora or Agent xxx
Dirty Weekend: All of Blofeld's Angels Of Death!

#4 Blue Eyes

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Posted 23 May 2001 - 01:46 PM

Well firstly, Persian we'll deal mostly with the characters if you like :)

As for Jane Seymour - she was georgeous in LALD, still is! And you're right about Natalya.

Oh and Mr Moon we share another thing .... legs :)

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Posted 22 May 2001 - 08:49 PM

First would have to be Jane Seymour. I'd still shag her now. She was absolutely gorgeous in Live and Let Die and is still a very attractive woman for her age. Second would be Izabella Scorupco, simply because she was so beautiful and she had a fanastic body. I am not someone who is too bothered about chest size just looks and legs.

#6 Blue Eyes

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Posted 06 June 2001 - 04:00 AM

:) I love it James. Very clever work with the categories.

I love the dirty weekend especially :)

#7 White Persian

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Posted 23 May 2001 - 08:42 AM

Are we talking characters or actresses here? The reason I ask is that my own Bond girl might overlook bigamy with a fictional character, but might look ascance at adulterous yearnings for a living person.

#8 Blue Eyes

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Posted 02 June 2001 - 03:52 AM

I guess atleast 90% would be tempting.

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Posted 01 June 2001 - 05:25 PM

Yeah, but I'd die with a smile on my face!

#10 Digitarius

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Posted 01 June 2001 - 10:34 AM

Come to think of it, I wouldn't mind spending a night (or nights) of passion with any Bond girl, except for perhaps Stacey Sutton/Mary Goodnight, who are just too scatterbrained for my liking, and Tiffany Case whose beauty is simply non-existent.

#11 Digitarius

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Posted 06 June 2001 - 12:26 PM

Character: Tracy
Actress: Michelle Yeoh
One nighter: Domino, I agree
Dirty weekend: whoever but Xenia. I want to live, not die.

#12 James Page

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Posted 06 June 2001 - 02:43 PM

Digitarius (06 Jun, 2001 01:26 p.m.):
Dirty weekend: whoever but Xenia.  I want to live, not die.


Yeah, but the opportunity alone is worth the risk, no? :)

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#13 Blue Eyes

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Posted 01 June 2001 - 02:20 AM

You've got a point there. Onatopp would leave you for dead. You forget she's like a praymantis, only achieves orgasm in your final moments of life >:

#14 Digitarius

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Posted 31 May 2001 - 10:32 AM

Are you crazy, Mastermind II? Xenia Onatopp's idea of safe sex is still dangerously deadly, and all those who spend a night of passion with her with spend the rest of their eternity in hell - because she'll kill you. She's a beautiful evil being that should not be messed with.
I'm surprised nobody mentioned the lovely Ursala Andress, who started the whole Bond girl thing, or maybe Domino in Thunderball? She's hot as well.

#15 Blue Eyes

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Posted 30 May 2001 - 11:29 AM

Yes Digitarius! I forgot all about her. What a babe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In real life and in the films. A dead shaggable woman!

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Posted 30 May 2001 - 07:42 AM

I don't have any photos of Tania today, I saw her on the "Inside" on the FRWL DVD.

If it's a one-nighter, definitely Xenia!

#17 Digitarius

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Posted 29 May 2001 - 12:52 PM

I also think that Agent Triple X was quite hot myself, although her Russian accent left a lot to be desired.

#18 Blue Eyes

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Posted 29 May 2001 - 07:46 AM

No I guess it doesn't have to be long term :) Could be a one night fling!!

I haven't seen Tatiana recently. Any photos? She was hot :)

#19 Mr Trump

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Posted 29 June 2001 - 05:40 PM

I'd go with almost all of them in their day.

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Posted 29 May 2001 - 02:07 AM

Tatiana. And at her age today, she's still beatuiful!

#21 Digitarius

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Posted 25 May 2001 - 02:16 PM

If you're talking about a long term commitment, it's got to be Tracy. She's the only girl who I can imagine getting a steady relationship out of. All the others are great for a few months, but as you get bored, they'll get bored as well.
As for Rosa Klebb, well, she's got the kicks!

#22 Blue Eyes

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Posted 30 June 2001 - 02:23 AM

Well I guess we have to conclude that at the end of the day 99% of them are dead sexy!

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Posted 29 June 2001 - 06:25 PM

zencat (29 Jun, 2001 04:58 p.m.):
I would marry Natalya Siminova but have an affair with Fiona Volpe.


Me too Zencat.

#24 Blue Eyes

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Posted 07 June 2001 - 12:19 AM

Well there is one advantage. No matter what the gear she'll still achieve the big O!

#25 Blue Eyes

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Posted 25 May 2001 - 03:48 AM

Irma Bunt and Rosa Klebb? Well you couldn't get away from Klebb you'd get the shoe! I wouldn't even get close to those women. Especially Klebb in FRWL the novel ... sheez...

#26 James Page

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Posted 07 June 2001 - 12:25 AM

I'd best warn the neighbours about the noise first. I wouldn't want the environmental department coming around to complain and interrupting the proceedings... :)

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Posted 24 May 2001 - 09:51 AM

I'd make an honest woman of Solitaire (as played by Jane Seymour), or Kara Milovy, or Natalya Simonova but... most definitely the Contessa Teresa di Vicenzo (nee Draco)! Ah, be still my beating heart.
I'd desert at the altar Irma Bunt and Rosa Klebb, and I'd take out life insurance before nuptials with Fatima Blush or Xenia Onatopp! Oh wait...that wouldn't work, would it.

#28 Digitarius

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Posted 11 June 2001 - 11:57 AM

I'll buy your life insurance first.

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Posted 29 June 2001 - 03:58 PM

I would marry Natalya Siminova but have an affair with Fiona Volpe.

#30 Blue Eyes

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Posted 06 June 2001 - 12:16 AM

lol ;p what else could it be.....