"Actually, sir, I've been angling for that recent opening in accounting."
Things Bond wouldn't say game!
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, Mar 28 2005 03:03 AM
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Posted 24 June 2005 - 02:54 PM
Denny Krane
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 03:34 AM
'Allo, 'allo, 'allo! Wadda we 'ave 'ere!?
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 03:49 AM
-"WAIT! Not without protection!"
-"I think I just soiled my undies!"
-"Where did Q put the [censored]ing instruction manual?!"
-"I think I need some vıagra"
-"Moneypenny...You complete me."
-"I think I just soiled my undies!"
-"Where did Q put the [censored]ing instruction manual?!"
-"I think I need some vıagra"
-"Moneypenny...You complete me."
Edited by Qwerty, 25 June 2005 - 04:00 AM.
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 04:00 AM
Please don't skirt the auto-censor.
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 04:01 AM
My. name. is. um. wait. captainkirk.
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 04:08 AM
"My name is Bond. I am a naked space man. I like to stand naked on the moon... and look at the stars."
"It is not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."
"It is not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 04:09 AM
Die Bad Guys
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 04:18 AM
help me help you
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 04:27 AM
"Moneypenny?"
"Yes, James?"
"I need all the information MI6 has on a certain billionaire drug dealer."
"And who might that be, James?"
"Fellow who goes by the name... Wonka. Willy Wonka."
"(Singing) Chocolate boat!
Chocolate boat!
Choco-latta-boat!
Stir it with a stick and then you...
*Phone Rings*
Hello? M?
Yes... custodian services, M..."
"Yes, James?"
"I need all the information MI6 has on a certain billionaire drug dealer."
"And who might that be, James?"
"Fellow who goes by the name... Wonka. Willy Wonka."
"(Singing) Chocolate boat!
Chocolate boat!
Choco-latta-boat!
Stir it with a stick and then you...
*Phone Rings*
Hello? M?
Yes... custodian services, M..."
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 04:55 PM
Yippie Ky A Mother F...ers
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 07:03 PM
WEGGIE!!!
(things he COULD say, but probably wouldnt)
i have crabs
i finally beat gta (enter number)
i have lice
M_T
(things he COULD say, but probably wouldnt)
i have crabs
i finally beat gta (enter number)
i have lice
M_T
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 07:56 PM
I'm Batman
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 08:55 PM
- *Bond singing to himself* "I am the one and only"
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Posted 29 June 2005 - 06:04 PM
"Actually, my thimble collection is quite extensive."
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Posted 29 June 2005 - 06:17 PM
"I'm a Private dancer, dancing for money..."
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Posted 29 June 2005 - 07:42 PM
"Look I told you NO LETTICE"
"Now, where did I park the car"
"Now, where did I park the car"
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Posted 29 June 2005 - 07:52 PM
Who doesn't love quiche?
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 02:04 PM
"Actually, I find the Lancome leaves an unappealing greasy residue, so I tend to favor Estee Lauder. But when I'm feeling a bit extravagant, Re Vive produces an emollient that is simply divine."
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 02:13 PM
"Felix, I think she likes me! I mean REALLY likes me!!!!!"
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Posted 02 July 2005 - 02:56 AM
"It's a Cruel summer."
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Posted 02 July 2005 - 03:29 AM
"yes I would like fries with that."
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Posted 02 July 2005 - 04:32 AM
"Have you seen my stapler?"
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Posted 06 July 2005 - 05:43 PM
"Have you seen my stapler?"
LOL. Going off of this...
M: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately, 007.
Bond: Oh, I wouldn't say I've been missing it, M.
(Uh oh, that backfired...I can actually see him saying that!)
"If things go well, I might be showin' her my O-face!"
"Looks like somebody has a case of the MONDAYS!"
"P.C. Load Letter? What the **** does THAT mean?!"
#145
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Posted 06 July 2005 - 06:15 PM
"Have you seen my stapler?"
LOL. Going off of this...
M: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately, 007.
Bond: Oh, I wouldn't say I've been missing it, M.
(Uh oh, that backfired...I can actually see him saying that!)
"If things go well, I might be showin' her my O-face!"
"Looks like somebody has a case of the MONDAYS!"
"P.C. Load Letter? What the **** does THAT mean?!"
Would make for an interesting day at the MI6 office.
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 11:35 PM
"You gellin'?"
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 11:52 PM
"Like Magellin?"
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Posted 08 July 2005 - 12:01 AM
"I fear I may have broken wind."
Or for a more direct approach:
"I farted."
Or for a more direct approach:
"I farted."
Edited by K. A. B, 08 July 2005 - 12:01 AM.
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Posted 08 July 2005 - 12:26 AM
"Ooooh!!!!! Kananga likes Solitare! Kananga and Solitare siting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
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Posted 08 July 2005 - 07:39 AM
For all the Family Guy fans:
"I LOVE JOURNEY! AND I LOVE THIS SONG! AND I LOVE IT WHEN AMATEURS SING IT! But I HATE baseball cards."
"Why can't you be MY executive secretary?"
"'Why can't you be MYYYYYYYY executive secretary?' Could you knock off the 'strong independent woman' act for just two seconds? It's giving me a bloody headache."
(You know he WANTED to say that.)
"You know what book is underrated? Sense and Sensibility."
"I LOVE JOURNEY! AND I LOVE THIS SONG! AND I LOVE IT WHEN AMATEURS SING IT! But I HATE baseball cards."
"Why can't you be MY executive secretary?"
"'Why can't you be MYYYYYYYY executive secretary?' Could you knock off the 'strong independent woman' act for just two seconds? It's giving me a bloody headache."
(You know he WANTED to say that.)
"You know what book is underrated? Sense and Sensibility."