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[AMC Hornet]

"You wait here, Quarrel - I'll fetch your shoes."

[seawolfnyy]

"There's always money in the banana stand!"

[AMC Hornet]

"No, there's nothing wrong with the Aston, but I saw a Mondeo in the lot and I've been itching to try one of those babies out..."

[seawolfnyy]

"No, there's nothing wrong with the Aston, but I saw a Mondeo in the lot and I've been itching to try one of those babies out..."

(I think he actually might have said that...)

 

"James, take me around the world one more time."

"I'm so sorry dear, but I gave up sex for lent."

[AMC Hornet]

"I fold."

[seawolfnyy]

"You're from the 70s, but I'm a 90s bitch!"

[AMC Hornet]

"How does thing work? I'd better read the manual, or ask Q for help."

[ChrissBond007]

"You're no match for me! I'm 007!"

Edited by ChrissBond007, 15 August 2013 - 04:35 PM.

[seawolfnyy]

"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

[glidrose]

I've lost my charm!

[The Dove]

" Diet Coke, poured over ice and add a thin slice of lemon peel! "

[The Krynoid man]

"Hello, I'd like to order a non-alcoholic beverage please".

[ChickenStu]

"Why the hell do my face and appearance keep changing every now and then? First I was a scottish fellow, then an australian, then an englishman, then a welshman, then an irishman... now I'm an englishman again but this time I'm BLONDE?!?! I need to see a Doctor, I think I may be schizophrenic or something..."

"Dom Perignon? Bit pricey isn't it? Let's just go for Tesco value and be done with it. "

Edited by ChickenStu, 16 October 2013 - 04:04 PM.

[AMC Hornet]

"Let's settle this like civilized human beings."

[The Dove]

" We don't need to stay in such an expensive and fancy hotel...A Travelodge will do us just fine! "

[AMC Hornet]

"You've always been like a mother to me, M, but...well, there's really no subtle way of saying this - d'ye fancy a f*ck?"

[ChrissBond007]

''Want a ride, baby?''

[seawolfnyy]

"I think I got the thrust of it."

[AMC Hornet]

"It's not the speed cameras I'm worried about - it's just not safe to go over 60."

[glidrose]

I'm having me prostate out next week.

[The Krynoid man]

"No thank you darling, I'm not in the mood"

[AMC Hornet]

"Foie gras? What are you, a freakin' sadist?!"

[glidrose]

I am invincible!

[S K Y F A L L]

Mission accomplished.

[ChrissBond007]

''I'll add you on Facebook.''

[AMC Hornet]

"No more for me, thank you."

[Call Billy Bob]

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

[AMC Hornet]

"Mmm - bangers and mash!"

[Call Billy Bob]

"Time to trade in for a Volkswagon."

[AMC Hornet]

Why don't you come up to my flat? I'm making bubble & squeak."