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#1 Bishop

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 03:03 AM

Enter anything you think bond would never say!!ill start off


Man check out that :)

#2 Dmitri Mishkin

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 03:11 AM

Sorry, I can't sleep with you because it will go against my moral, religious and core philosophical values.

#3 Qwerty

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 03:22 AM

"I'm gay."

#4 00-FAN008

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 03:32 AM

"Can't you see I'm trying to take a piss over here?"

(P.S. Imagine Roger Moore saying this.)

#5 Qwerty

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 03:33 AM

Enter anything you think bond would never say!!ill start off


Man check out that :)

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Just type the words as is.

#6 00-FAN008

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 03:36 AM

"Your genitailia is hanging out from your zipper. May I?"

#7 00-FAN008

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 03:44 AM

"Ahh... ripe fruit."

#8 Qwerty

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 03:45 AM

Probably best not to double post in this type pf CBn Forum game.

#9 Bishop

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 03:50 AM

Ill have some american beer please.a six pack.

#10 Sun Tzu

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 05:05 AM

"You know what? Go ahead. Destroy the world. See if I care."

#11 Righty007

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 05:09 AM

"M, bourbon in the morning? You must be joking!"

#12 K1Bond007

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 05:29 AM

Q, I promise to take good care of this gadget/car.

#13 Dmitri Mishkin

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 05:41 AM

Good one, K1Bond007. :)

"I love my job."

"I'm a one-woman man."

#14 bebopfoot

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 05:59 AM

Hey Felix, you look exactly the same as the last time I saw you.

#15 Qwerty

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 06:13 AM

"Vodka? Never touch the stuff."

#16 SPECTRE ASSASSIN

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 06:53 AM

"I'm Rick James, BITCH!"

Sorry, watching too "Chappelle's Show". :)

#17 Qwerty

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 07:13 AM

"I'm a virgin."

#18 Jim

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 10:45 AM

"Nope, can't afford that, sorry."

"I prefer Sainsbury's to Tesco, although Morrisons do a splendid meat 'n' tater pie."

"Pint and a packet of scratchings, ta."

"Frankly, Arsene Wenger is a bloody genius."

"Mmm...custard."

"Do you do it up the wrong 'un? Oh go on; for a fiver?"

"May I shoot my fishy up your squishy?"

#19 Kingdom Come

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 01:08 PM

Oh I could do with a man inside me.

Look at the muck in here.

I could do with a dump.

#20 00-FAN008

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 02:01 PM

"I'm Rick James, BITCH!"

Sorry, watching too "Chappelle's Show". :)

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Heh... how about "CHARLIE MURPHY!!!"?

#21 IndyB007

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 02:55 PM

"Yo Mamma!"

#22 Taboo

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 02:57 PM

"All hail to the King. Gimme some sugar baby!"

#23 Double-Oh-Zero

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 05:06 PM

"The hell do I look like, the all-knowing intellectual who can solve anything?"

"Please explain to me the rules of this game."

"Do I look fat in this?"

"I fold."

"Anyone here know how to properly dismantle a bomb?"

"The fact of the matter is, you're too damn ugly."

"...Ahrgh! Damn bow ties! Is it...over, under...no, wait...MOTHER[censored]"

"That looks pretty unsafe, y'know..."

"Could you tell me how to get to this place? I'm utterly lost."

"Frankly, this wine is inexcusably crappy."

#24 Genrewriter

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 05:24 PM

Yeah, gimme a Big Mac, a large order of fries and chocolate shake.

#25 Stuart

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 05:34 PM

'No! I said a double quarter pounder. No onions. Extra ketchup. Biggie size me.'

'Man, I am so ripped up with this Pepe Lopex te-kill-ya.'

'I have so got to pinch one.'

#26 Stephenson

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 06:11 PM

"Ribbed or fruit flavored?"

"What do you mean, 'I`m your father'?"

"Now how the bloody hell does this thing work?"

"Excuse me for interupting Mr. Villian, but don't you think it would be more effective if you just shot me now?"

"So how do you dig out a volcano?"

"I just need some quarters for the slots."

"Tarzan Yell!" (Oh wait....)

"It's not you, it's me...."

#27 Qwerty

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 06:12 PM

"Sorry, this is my first time..."

#28 Stephenson

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 06:34 PM

"Bond. James Blonde .... I mean Bond! Sorry, it's just you're so damn hot, that I get a little flustered."

#29 SPECTRE ASSASSIN

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 07:20 PM

"I'm Rick James, BITCH!"

Sorry, watching too "Chappelle's Show". :)

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Heh... how about "CHARLIE MURPHY!!!"?

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"Is James Bond going to have to choke a bitch!?"

:)

#30 Johnboy007

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 07:33 PM

"I'm not in the mood right now."

"Hand me a pink packet, please."

"These sweatpants sure are comfortable"

"I'd like a nice, comfortable, affordable American car."

"Would you join me for a spot of tea?"




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