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#1471 Trevelyan 006

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 03:58 AM

"So, It Seems You Live To Dog Another Day."

#1472 Pussfeller

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 04:05 AM

"Underneath the mango tree my husky and me make boolooloop soon."

#1473 The Dove

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 06:01 PM

" I smuggle yes...gold, diamonds, cigarettes, pistachio nuts...but no mangos! "

#1474 DamnCoffee

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 06:26 PM

"What a wonderful day to become a troglodyte!"

#1475 The Dove

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 09:37 PM

"I think you are a sexist, mysoginist, troglodyte...a relic of the cold war!"

#1476 Pussfeller

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 09:46 PM

"He left in a hurry after a caveman killed twenty miners."

#1477 thecasinoroyale

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Posted 12 January 2012 - 03:25 PM

"You must have slept with hundereds of these, right?"

#1478 PrinceKamalKhan

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 04:44 PM

"There's not enough time to sleep when you're dead."

#1479 DamnCoffee

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 04:46 PM

"Did you get my naked pictures? Is that lust in your voice?"

#1480 Pussfeller

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 05:38 PM

"Of course, girls do fall in love with pitchers of Foster's."

#1481 The Dove

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 07:10 PM

" Mr. Bond will have a chocolate milk..shaken, not stirred...Mrs. Carver will have an apple juice...straight shot! "

#1482 PrinceKamalKhan

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 09:14 PM

"No. Mrs. Carver will have a glass of Mr. Harmsway's Dr. Pepper."

#1483 Pussfeller

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 09:20 PM

"Red Bull with fish. That should have told me something."

#1484 The Dove

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 07:10 PM

" Your predecessor kept some Pepsi in the top..."

#1485 PrinceKamalKhan

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 11:05 PM

"For an Antartican, you are exceptionally cultivated."

#1486 The Dove

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 01:41 AM

" You needn't worry about me Mr. Bond...I went on a survival course in Tahiti.."

#1487 PrinceKamalKhan

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 10:32 PM

"Lucky man. I've never been to Tahiti."

#1488 Pussfeller

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 12:51 AM

"Then a short stint as a mercenary in the Belgian condo."

#1489 The Dove

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 05:04 AM

" So shoot me...I'd rather stay in a monastery..."

#1490 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 03:14 AM

"The world knows we are a pizza loving people."



#1491 The Dove

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 05:50 AM

" Mr. Bond will have a pepperoni pizza..green pepper, no onions..."



#1492 Pussfeller

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 08:14 AM

"Their best delivery time is twenty-five minutes. They'll be late."



#1493 seawolfnyy

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 06:21 PM

"And we'll be rid of the bill too."



#1494 The Dove

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 08:23 PM

" Err...the brand of frozen pizza on the list was questionable sir, so I took the liberty of choosing something else.."



#1495 seawolfnyy

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 08:47 PM

"A 50 year old Pizza hut pizza, a particular favorite of yours I believe.



#1496 The Dove

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 09:33 PM

" Well if you'll forgive me, I find that a little too scented for my palate...I prefer the Domino's Booklyn Style pizza.."



#1497 seawolfnyy

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 11:57 PM

"Of course, unfortunately our seller was rather poorly stocked with Domino's Brooklyn Style."



#1498 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 01:06 AM

"If I'm going to eat a 50 year old pizza, may I have a dipping sauce?"



#1499 seawolfnyy

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 07:04 AM

"Yes, give him some tartar sauce. It won't be the calories that kill you Mr. Bond."



#1500 The Dove

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 06:31 PM

" Siamese tartar sauce??!! "






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