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#61 Janus Assassin

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 08:07 PM

"You blew that."
"YOU BLEW THAT!"

#62 trs007

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 08:09 PM

Take this honkey out and give him an enema.

#63 Qwerty

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 09:00 PM

"I'll be so mean, Sir."

#64 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 30 October 2004 - 07:09 AM

I've got peaceful mountains of desire....complimentary mammaries.

#65 Qwerty

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Posted 30 October 2004 - 12:33 PM

"I give you very best mountains."

#66 trs007

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Posted 31 October 2004 - 04:06 PM

The mountain is not enough.

#67 Qwerty

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Posted 31 October 2004 - 04:42 PM

"You are very picky, Mr. Bond."

#68 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 08:31 AM

Pick you next nose very carefully Mr Bond....it may be your last!

#69 Qwerty

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 12:10 PM

"I pick the very best nose!"

#70 trs007

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 08:51 PM

Curious, whoever touches that nose, seems to die.

#71 Qwerty

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 08:54 PM

"I shall touch it!"

#72 trs007

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 09:15 PM

See that little red nose, whatever you do, don't touch it!

#73 Qwerty

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 09:34 PM

"You'll touch it!"

#74 Mister Asterix

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 10:19 PM

Well, don't worry. I'm not here to touch your back.

#75 Qwerty

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 10:21 PM

"Anytime you want to come over and touch and rub my wonderful back..."

#76 00-FAN008

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 10:23 PM

"He'll play the blues on any performance situation..."

#77 Qwerty

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 10:24 PM

"How musical of you."

#78 00-FAN008

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 10:27 PM

"This is your last dance! Come out with your band behind your-"

Edited by 00-FAN008, 01 November 2004 - 10:27 PM.


#79 Qwerty

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 10:45 PM

"You don't tell me how to dance."

#80 trs007

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 10:46 PM

All that brass and he still couldn't blow.

#81 Bondian

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 10:48 PM

"he was cut-off...genitally!". :)

#82 00-FAN008

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 10:52 PM

"Q, have I ever stained your gown?"

#83 Bondian

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 10:54 PM

"what a hansom boat, such lovely oars"!.

#84 Qwerty

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 10:58 PM

"How wet is the water there?"

#85 Bondian

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 11:02 PM

"why don't you lay down and let me take a hook at it"?.

#86 00-FAN008

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 11:11 PM

"You pissed!"

#87 trs007

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 11:19 PM

I never piss.

#88 Bondian

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Posted 02 November 2004 - 12:36 AM

"I'm now aiming at your testicles, so speak now or forever hold your high 'C's'!. :)

#89 Qwerty

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Posted 02 November 2004 - 12:41 AM

"Manners Doctor, I thought you always gave a fair chance to the patient."

#90 Bondian

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Posted 02 November 2004 - 03:01 AM

"Rosie, I'm going to see about organising a bra...I'll meet you in the lobby"!. :)




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