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The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation


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#1 Mister Asterix

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Posted 27 October 2004 - 04:02 PM

[mra]In the spirit of The Great James Bond Quote Conversation, I bring you:

The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation

Here are the rules...

1) You must improperly recite some quote from a Bond movie.

2) Try hard not to use a quote that somebody already used.

3) Try to use a misquote that follows the

#2 MI-6 Director

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Posted 27 October 2004 - 04:09 PM

Try to be a little less than your hungry self, 007.

#3 The Dove

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Posted 27 October 2004 - 05:16 PM

LOL!! nice one Mr. Asterix.. lets try this one.

" You expect me to walk? " " No Mr. Bond. I expect you to fly!!! "

#4 Mister Asterix

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Posted 27 October 2004 - 05:34 PM

Plenty of time to sleep when you fly.

#5 Qwerty

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Posted 27 October 2004 - 07:05 PM

Interesting, I like it.

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#6 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 27 October 2004 - 07:14 PM

"Jond, Bames Jond."

#7 Mister Asterix

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Posted 27 October 2004 - 07:20 PM

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#8 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 27 October 2004 - 07:58 PM

"I

#9 Qwerty

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Posted 27 October 2004 - 08:01 PM

"Stilts will get you nowhere, but don't stop trying."

#10 Janus Assassin

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Posted 27 October 2004 - 08:02 PM

"I’ve never met the man, but I know he’s a Heinz Cossack."

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That's a good one

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#11 Max Zorin

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 01:48 AM

"Own up, double-oh seven!"

#12 Qwerty

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 01:54 AM

"What's the number?"

#13 Max Zorin

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:05 AM

"I'm sorry, Phoenix, but you were about to say trouble for seven."

#14 Qwerty

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:07 AM

"Shoot it down, please."

#15 Max Zorin

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:13 AM

"One mullet against my tricks?"

(Gonna go for something else instead of 'tricks', but this is a family site after all. :) )

#16 Qwerty

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:19 AM

Wise choice. :)

"Wait 'til you get to my mullet."

#17 Qwerty

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:20 AM

Wise choice. :)

"Wait 'til you get to my mullet."

#18 Max Zorin

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:31 AM

"Mr. Bond, mullets do not kill. It is the Ginger that is the bigger."

#19 Bondian

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:36 AM

"exactly. I'm now aiming at your loins, so speak or forever hold your crease"!.

#20 00-FAN008

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:42 AM

"So you've lived to pie another gay?"

Edited by 00-FAN008, 28 October 2004 - 02:43 AM.


#21 Qwerty

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:44 AM

"Have some of my pie."

#22 00-FAN008

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:46 AM

"Yoo-:)"

(Originally 'Phoo-yuk' from The Man With The Golden Gun)

Edited by 00-FAN008, 28 October 2004 - 02:49 AM.


#23 Qwerty

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:47 AM

"I'd be horrifed to."

#24 00-FAN008

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:49 AM

"Get your clothes on, and I'll buy you a nice green comb."

#25 Qwerty

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 03:03 AM

"You're too cold."

#26 Dr. Tynan

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 03:12 AM

"Really? well do bother showing me the rest, if I get lost I won't take a cab."

#27 00-FAN008

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 03:16 AM

"Clothing line, James! Last shawl!"

"Fly me a kite!"

#28 Qwerty

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 03:29 AM

"I intend to, silly clown."

#29 Icephoenix

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 09:47 AM

"There's know clues, like sad clues!"

#30 MI-6 Director

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 03:03 PM

I admire your hairpiece, Mr?