James Bond Remove your knickers & wait in the bath
#1
Posted 30 December 2002 - 10:11 PM
Bond like music plays, accompanied by the traditional Bond gunbarrel opening, and then Homer walks on to the screen and shoots, causing the gunbarrel to turn red, except they fall to the floor with a thump rather than moving from side to side.
I've noticed this in two episodes: The Springfield Connection and Maggie Makes Three. Are there any more?
#2
Posted 02 March 2003 - 04:55 PM
Hank: Ingenious, isn't it, Mr. Bond?
Bond: Scorpio, you're totally mad.
Hank: Heh, I wouldn't point fingers, you jerk.
Bond: So, do you expect me to talk?
Hank: I don't expect anything from you except to die and be a very cheap funeral. [leaves] You're gonna die, now.
[But Bond has an ace up his sleave, and uses a
quarter to deflect the laser to his chains. A shot of sleeping gas
towards the guards, and he's off to the exit.]
Hank: Stop him! He's supposed to die! [Homer jumps on Bond who was running past him] Nice work, Homer! Am I proud of you.
Homer: [shy] Well...
Hank: When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on your house. [they both walk off] Thank you. [guards shoot Bond off-screen]
Hank: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country: Italy or
France?
Homer: France.
Hank: [chuckles] Nobody ever says Italy. [sets the coordinates of a
giant laser gun]

Just think of it as Leatherface meets Cronkite.
#3
Posted 03 March 2003 - 05:02 AM
#4
Posted 04 March 2003 - 12:00 AM
It was called 'Scorpio' I believe...
Also the invasion of the army on Scorpio's base is great and very YOLT!
Has anyone seen the homer simpson gunbarrel at the beginning of an episode? (can't remember which one)
#5
Posted 04 March 2003 - 12:08 AM
#7
Posted 05 March 2003 - 04:35 AM
If I can remember which one of my friends sent me the link, I'll post it.
The Simpsons is still the best writing on TV!
#8
Posted 05 March 2003 - 10:40 PM
EDC/Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond.
Bond (with heavy Connery accent): I'll take a hit, dealer. [Homer draws card] Joker? You were shupposed to take those out of the deck.
Homer: Oh, sorry. Here's another.
Bond: What's this card? "Rulesh For Draw and Shtud Poker"?
EDC/Blofeld: What a pity, Mr. Bond. [Oddjob and Jaws drag Bond out]
Bond: But...no! It's Homer'sh fault! I didn't lose! I never lose! Well, at least tell me the details of your plot for world domination.
EDC/Blofeld: Ho ho ho. I'm not falling for that one again.

CBn:Where lottery-winning teachers go when they're on sabbatical.
#9
Posted 27 November 2003 - 09:50 PM
Bond parody anone?
Other, non-Bond related screenshots...
- Lisa meets Joanne K. Rowling
- Yankee doodle randy
- Harrods makes keys...
- Guess who just participated in a crash?

- Right, Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II!
- Homer in court...
- And finally they meet Sir Ian McKellan
Hope this episode will air in Germany soon. This has to be great!
#11
Posted 28 November 2003 - 02:44 PM

Agent T the Lone Wolf
#12
Posted 28 November 2003 - 03:13 PM
#13
Posted 01 December 2003 - 02:27 PM
#14
Posted 02 December 2003 - 03:05 AM
#15
Posted 12 August 2004 - 03:53 AM
Bart: Hey, How about 007?
Marge: George Lazenby?
Lisa: No, Pierce Brosnan. A voice like his would give our house a much needed touch of class.
Marge: Alright, but I'm doing this because he was Remington Steele... he was Remington Steele, wasn't he?
Brosnan Voice: Yes I was Marge. And thank you for selecting me.
Marge: Well hello, Pierce.
*sniffing noises*
Brosnan Voice: Say, it's a bit stuffy in here and I know a certain someone who really fancies Lilac.
Bart: I just like it is all.
*spritz noise*
All: Mmmm!
Marge: That really covers the cat crap.
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Posted 12 August 2004 - 03:54 AM
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#17
Posted 12 August 2004 - 03:54 AM
*Marge walks in the bathroom wearing only a bathrobe while a bath is being drawn, she begins to slip the robe off*
Brosnan Voice: Hello Marge.
Marge: Oh my!
Brosnan Voice: Come Marge, you don
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#19
Posted 12 August 2004 - 04:21 AM
I think Athena wants the "Ultra House" with an automated Pierce bidding her on.
*Pierce Voice*
"Yes Athena, you just take a slow, lingering, steamy shower...While I put the 'Cat' out...."
No offense Zencat...I just couldn't resist.
#20
Posted 12 August 2004 - 04:24 AM
But for Bond/Simpsons connections, you can't go past You Only Move Twice. Top episode. Recently aired here as part of The All-Time Greatest Simpsons.
#21
Posted 12 August 2004 - 04:49 AM
[dark], on 12 August 2004 - 00:24, said:
Definitely. I think I know the one you mean, classic.
#23
Posted 12 August 2004 - 05:35 AM
[dark], on 12 August 2004 - 00:24, said:
But for Bond/Simpsons connections, you can't go past You Only Move Twice. Top episode. Recently aired here as part of The All-Time Greatest Simpsons.
I think it was the Shatterhand site that once had the one screenshot up.
Can't seem to find it now.
#24
Posted 12 August 2004 - 06:33 AM
I'm pathetic.

�Is it a delicious dessert you live in?� - Me, because I�m funny.
#25
Posted 12 August 2004 - 05:32 PM

Anywho... Over on Univex there's a great Simpsons/JamesBond Connection bit. Check it out. They have the "You Only Move Twice" epp info and all the other Simsons Bond reference epps. Plus some screen caps and 2 MP3s
Even a little summery of the Epp I quoted at the start of this thread...
| Episode: Treehouse of Horror XII In the Treehouse of Horror XII Marge decides to purchase the Ultrahouse 3000, a futuristic house (Pierce Brosnan) with homicidal tendencies that controls every aspect of the family's lives. When the House falls in love with Marge, it attempts to kill Homer and take his place. I know this really doesn't involve much with Bond but Pierce was a guest star. |
#26
Posted 12 August 2004 - 07:31 PM
#27
Posted 12 August 2004 - 08:40 PM

Janus Assassin.... We kill for pleasure, we betray our country and no one knows we exsist.
Not to touch the earth, not to see the sun, nothing left to do but run, run, run, LETS RUN
#28
Posted 12 August 2004 - 08:47 PM

Top ten Bond movies:
1. From Russia With Love(1963) 2. Thunderball (1965) 3. Casino Royale (2006) 4. On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) 5. For Your Eyes Only (1981) 6. The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) 7. Octopussy (1983) 8. GoldenEye (1995) 9. The Living Daylights (1987) 10. Goldfinger (1964)
"Whatever I am, whatever that's left of me. I am yours"
Proud defender of Daniel Craig
#29
Posted 12 August 2004 - 08:48 PM
Athena007, on 11 August 2004 - 23:53, said:
Bart: Hey, How about 007?
Marge: George Lazenby?
Lisa: No, Pierce Brosnan. A voice like his would give our house a much needed touch of class.
Marge: Alright, but I'm doing this because he was Remington Steele... he was Remington Steele, wasn't he?
Brosnan Voice: Yes I was Marge. And thank you for selecting me.
Marge: Well hello, Pierce.
*sniffing noises*
Brosnan Voice: Say, it's a bit stuffy in here and I know a certain someone who really fancies Lilac.
Bart: I just like it is all.
*spritz noise*
All: Mmmm!
Marge: That really covers the cat crap.
I never knew Brosnan did all those voices.
#30
Posted 12 August 2004 - 09:16 PM
This post has been edited by 00-FAN008: 12 August 2004 - 09:17 PM

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