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[White Knight]

James Bond should visit CIA headquarters in Langely Virginia. It would be cool to see him there. Maybe he could stop by and see the CIA memorial wall.

[Tanger]

Am I mistaken, or is Chuck Lee the only CIA agent who dies in the line of duty?

[James Page]

Tanger (08 Apr, 2002 12:36 a.m.):
I can see that working really well. You could have the names of CIA contacts from previous films who have lost their lives.
Off the top-of-my-head:
Chuck Lee....is he the only one?!
There must be more, I'm just not thinking.
Regards
/ / /

Jack Wade lost his fashion sense in the line of duty, there should be a memorial to that.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Tanger (09 Apr, 2002 12:23 a.m.):
Am I mistaken, or is Chuck Lee the only CIA agent who dies in the line of duty?

I always thought that the only reason why Chuck Lee was invented was because he gets killed in A View to a Kill.

Let's face it, most of the movie is set in the US so why no Felix? It's most likely because no one at EON was either game enough to kill off him, or just didn't want to kill him off.

That way Felix could still pop up in a future Bond movie. And he did.

[General Koskov]

White Knight (07 Apr, 2002 08:10 p.m.):
Well can't you imagine? Bond standing in front of the memorial looking down at the killed in action book. Jack Wade comes up behind him and say: Filthy business isn't it?
Bond replies: Yes
Bond looks down and says: yes it is.

No actually I what I can imagine is this:

EXT. CIA MEMORIAL WALL-LANGLEY-DAY

JACK WADE comes up behind Bond reading the book. He pats Bond so hard on the back that Bond coughs and wheezes. Bond turns around readying himself for a fight. Wade grins stupidly in return:

WADE
Yo, Jimbo! Checkin' out the stiffs, eh?

BOND
(forcing a smile)
Yes, exactly.

WADE
(glances at list)
Hey I knew a guy named Leiter. Didn't know he had a false leg and tried to filp him. He ended up in a shark pool and was eaten!
(stupid laughing)

Bond is overcome with rage and pulls out his PPK. He flips off the safety and in a split-second, puts three bullets in Wades chest.

Wade's body SLUMPS down against the wall. Bond replaces the PPK and takes out a pen: he writes: 'Jack Wade' in the book.

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Et cetera. My point? It wouldn't work.

[JimmyBond]

General Koskov (09 Apr, 2002 12:45 a.m.):

White Knight (07 Apr, 2002 08:10 p.m.):
Well can't you imagine? Bond standing in front of the memorial looking down at the killed in action book. Jack Wade comes up behind him and say: Filthy business isn't it?
Bond replies: Yes
Bond looks down and says: yes it is.

No actually I what I can imagine is this:

EXT. CIA MEMORIAL WALL-LANGLEY-DAY

JACK WADE comes up behind Bond reading the book. He pats Bond so hard on the back that Bond coughs and wheezes. Bond turns around readying himself for a fight. Wade grins stupidly in return:

WADE
Yo, Jimbo! Checkin' out the stiffs, eh?

BOND
(forcing a smile)
Yes, exactly.

WADE
(glances at list)
Hey I knew a guy named Leiter. Didn't know he had a false leg and tried to filp him. He ended up in a shark pool and was eaten!
(stupid laughing)

Bond is overcome with rage and pulls out his PPK. He flips off the safety and in a split-second, puts three bullets in Wades chest.

Wade's body SLUMPS down against the wall. Bond replaces the PPK and takes out a pen: he writes: 'Jack Wade' in the book.

                                             CUT TO:

Et cetera. My point? It wouldn't work.

I p***ed myself laughing when I read that Thank you!

[Tanger]

I could actually see that working aswell
That may appear in somebody's fan-fic in years to come.

[Tanger]

Although the chances of that are higly unlikely as it would seriously compromise Bond's job. And by seriously I mean, he'd probably be gunned down on the spot.

[mccartney007]

I must be really perverted because everytime I read the subject for this thread, I think it says "Lonely Vagina." I know, I've got serious problems.

[General Koskov]

I don't think that even the CIA would care whether Wade was killed!

[Evil Doctor Cheese]

Then I too am perverted. Long live this Lovely Vagina topic!

I think it would be the perfect place for Wade to die. PLEASE let Wade die soon! He really has to! Maybe we could see Bond and Felix together at the funeral... it'd be a great scene I think. I'd like to see them both struggling not to say "Yeah, he was a real d*ck!" Maybe not that far but it could, dare I say it even be quite touching...a reminder of what happens if an agent doesn't stay on his toe!

[White Knight]

lol. Well can't you imagine. Bond standing in front of the memorial looking down at the killed in action book. Jack Wayde comes up behind him and say: Filthy business isn't it?
Bond replies: Yes
Bond looks down and says: yes it is.

[Tanger]

White Knight (07 Apr, 2002 08:10 p.m.):
lol. Well can't you imagine. Bond standing in front of the memorial looking down at the killed in action book. Jack Wade comes up behind him and say: Filthy business isn't it?
Bond replies: Yes
Bond looks down and says: yes it is.

I can see that working really well. You could have the names of CIA contacts from previous films who have lost their lives.
Off the top-of-my-head:
Chuck Lee....is he the only one?!
There must be more, I'm just not thinking.
Regards
/ / /

[General Koskov]

mccartney007 (09 Apr, 2002 04:44 p.m.):
...'Lonely Vagina.'...

I actually think that this is a better topic than anything about the CIA (unless the thread is titled: 'The CIA are a bunch of loser morons...[other stupid names here]' ;D ).

[Jim]

There is ev'ry reason for Bond to visit Largely Vagina.

If I've read the question correctly.

[Tanger]

General Koskov (09 Apr, 2002 01:31 a.m.):
I don't think that even the CIA would care whether Wade was killed!

Yeah. You could imagine Bond turning round:
'It was for the best'
Agent:'Thanks pal. We've been trying to come up with a reason to fire him for six years1 Now we don't have to worry. Hey, have this medal.'

[White Knight]

lol, yeah. :-D

[James Page]

White Knight (07 Apr, 2002 05:50 p.m.):
James Bond should visit CIA headquarters in Langely Virginia

Not that Ethan Hunt did that in Mission Impossible or anything....

[Mister Asterix]

Until that wall says 'Felix Leiter' on it, I see no reason for Bond to visit it.

[Sanchez]

Until that wall says 'Felix Leiter' on it, I see no reason for Bond to visit it.
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I totally agree.

[White Knight]

Yeah, Felix doesn't even have to die, Bond could just go there to meet Jack Wayde. There are many reasons or ways he would end up there.

[General Koskov]

I've sort of had an idea stewing in my head for a while: let's just say that SMERSH's HQ are in Langley. And let's just say Felix Leiter's been cheated and quits...oh [cuss]! Have I said too much?

[White Knight]

I don't mean breaking into Langely James Page, come on, you know i'm more original then that. I am saying maybe in Bond 23 he visits Langely because of Leiter. I forgot to mention that in my first post. In Bond 21 and 22 Felix comes back. Felix is then killed in Bond 23, and Bond goes to the United states. What do you think?