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[dr.doak]

Here you can post some ideas for a really bad bond movie. sounds fun? heres an example.......

YOU HAVE TO GET KILLED TO DIE
Starring Timothy Bustfield as James Bond 007

[Tarl_Cabot]

Bond 21 starring Adrian Paul.

[Athena007]

Bond 21 starring Adrian Paul.

Yes! I agree 110% (did we just actually agree on something Tarl?)

Oh also... another "worst Bond idea": William Shatner to Play Villain in Bond 21

[SPECTRE ASSASSIN]

Great thread!

Let's see...wasn't Carrot Top mentioned as Bond?

*shuddering*

[Qwerty]

We actually need a thread for bad Bond 21 ideas?

[Athena007]

We actually need a thread for bad Bond 21 ideas?

lol.

The only bad Bond 21 idea I can think of is Bond 21 without Brosnan.

[SPECTRE ASSASSIN]

We actually need a thread for bad Bond 21 ideas?

lol.

The only bad Bond 21 idea I can think of is Bond 21 without Brosnan.

I agree

[Qwerty]

We actually need a thread for bad Bond 21 ideas?

lol.

The only bad Bond 21 idea I can think of is Bond 21 without Brosnan.

Haha.

[sarcasm]Well it's not as if we haven't had bad Bond 21 ideas already.[/sarcasm]

[M_Balje]

Tarantino or Alfonso Curon as Bond Directer.
Bond 21 without Pierce Brosnan and without other importent people like Judi Dench,Colin Salmon,Samantha Bond and John Cleese.
Christian Bale as Bond

[Agent 76]

Another script by Purvis and Wade.

M character drinking a lot of the time!

A Bond theme by kylie minogue.

chinese locations.

And about Brosnan?...what the heck !..give him the right to be James Bond one last time! Go Pierce!

[Qwerty]

Another script by Purvis and Wade.

Ah yes, a very good pick there for this thread Agent76. One can only know that many fans aren't too thrilled about them. Time for them to sidestep a little bit, I think and hope.

[Loomis]

chinese locations.

Chinese locations a bad idea? Why? I'd love to see scenes filmed in the People's Republic. Beijing and the Forbidden City would be fantastic, as would Shanghai and many other places....

[Tarl_Cabot]

M character drinking a lot of the time!

Why? That's the best part of her character...she knows how to party!

[Qwerty]

chinese locations.

Chinese locations a bad idea? Why? I'd love to see scenes filmed in the People's Republic. Beijing and the Forbidden City would be fantastic, as would Shanghai and many other places....

I'm with you Loomis, some real locations with travelogue would be a welcomed addition once again.

[Tarl_Cabot]

I love Asian locations...especially when they are filmed in Asia! The TND locales were recycled and not very interesting but if Bond actually went to CHINA that would be great.

[Qwerty]

I think they did quite good with the locations in Tomorrow Never Dies, the small boat trip Bond and Wai Lin take to Carver's stealtship, I'd love to see some locations in China for the next Bond movies.

[Harmsway]

The Asian locations are getting a bit old - we had them both used in TND and DAD. I'd much rather see South Africa, Australia, or South America used in Bond 21.

If a Bond film really were to go and really use China as a location, it could be fantastic. The Forbidden City is one of the most amazing places I've ever seen and it just screams to be used in a Bond movie somewhere.

[Qwerty]

The Asian locations are getting a bit old - we had them both used in TND and DAD. I'd much rather see South Africa, Australia, or South America used in Bond 21.

If a Bond film really were to go and really use China as a location, it could be fantastic. The Forbidden City is one of the most amazing places I've ever seen and it just screams to be used in a Bond movie somewhere.

I believe Loomis mentioned that a little while ago on CBn, and that would be my choice if they went in that location area. South Africa and Australia are the two other locations I've really warmed up to though too.

[Loomis]

If a Bond film really were to go and really use China as a location, it could be fantastic. The Forbidden City is one of the most amazing places I've ever seen and it just screams to be used in a Bond movie somewhere.

I believe Loomis mentioned that a little while ago on CBn, and that would be my choice if they went in that location area.

Yeah, I posted the following:

I've often thought that Beijing's Forbidden City would make a terrific Bond movie location. Check out the pics on http://www.beijingtr...bidden_city.htm and imagine an epic chase through this baby!

What's more, the Forbidden City would afford the filmmakers the opportunity for a terrific little in-joke, since the English version of the audio tour comes courtesy of none other than Roger Moore! Wouldn't it be cool to have Rog's voice heard briefly on the soundtrack, via a headset delivering commentary to some hapless tourist who does a doubletake and eyes his beer suspiciously as Brosnan/Jackman/Owen/whoever tears past him, leaving comic carnage in his wake!

[Qwerty]

Hrm, link not working, but I've seen the pics before.

I think it's one of the better suggestions for Bond 21.

[Athena007]

Another script by Purvis and Wade.

Right on!

[Gabe Vieira]

Die Two Days After Yesterday will be the next title

[Agent 76]

Lee Tamahori as Director!

[Qwerty]

I'm so glad these are just ideas!!

No longer just an idea, taking a look at the final Die Another Day.

[Athena007]

The return of Jinx

[Qwerty]

James Bond battles the dastardly trio in Bond 21! --Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, and William Shatner!

[Agent 76]

M as a field agent!

[dr.doak]

You HAVE TO GET KILLED TO DIE
would be a very bad Bond title.
also, Mary-Kate &Ashley Olsen as bond girls
and
Timothy Bustfield as Bond
and
Britney Spears as a villian

[Agent 76]

Eminem doing the theme song.

Hugh Grant as Bond.

kylie minogue as bond girl.

halle berry as jinx.

[Roebuck]

As a cost cutting exercise MGM force EON to hire straight-to-cable action meister Albert Pyun. Bond finds himself caught in the middle of a battle between butch cyborg women from the future and a bloke who used to do Guinness adverts. The whole escapade in filmed in under a week in an dilapidated milking shed in Eastern Europe. Fuzzy-Felt pictures are substituted for the CGI, but nobody notices. Afterwards, Mickey G takes the entire cast and crew out for a KFC with the money left from the $16.20 budget.

Oh, and worst of all, Purvis and Wade still have the writing credit.