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[Johnboy007]

Since Booyeah_ failed to create it by the deadline of yestersday, I was next in succesion to create the next one . You know the game, I post the picture, you create funny captions, these will be judged in one week from today(February 17!)

Good Luck!

Here we go:

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[Brix Bond]

His trusty PPK having failed him, Bond resorts to his giant novelty foam mallet.

[Defender007(2)]

though right in the middle of a firefight, Bond continued to get wasted on those Martinis

Edited by Defender007(2), 15 February 2004 - 02:56 PM.

[Bond111]

Bond: Hey, bet you can't hit this bottle!

[00Kevin]

The 17th eh?

'Bond busts out the Champaign just in time for EoN!'


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(note the rope, it's attatched to the celling)

Pinata Time!

[Joyce Carrington]

Bond: You just watch it, mate, or I'll hit you with this big.... uh.... glass bottle?

[00Kevin]

"HOORAY!!!! NO MORE PLAYING JAMES BOND FOR ME!!!!"

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Bond: sO WhaT if I'M dRUnk!? I cAN sTiLL fite criME--hic. ThaT BloFeld chAP--hic---hE's gOT A ShiNy HeAd...

or

The man with the wine bottle from MR, FYEO, and other Moore Bond films makes a comeback.

[Xenobia]

Seeing that the solider was hanging from a very loose thread indeed, Bond thought throwing the invisible bottle should do the trick.

In the surreal room where a man can hang on a cord of jizz, Bond fights back by visualizing his best friend.

-- Xenobia

[Qwerty]

Brosnan's bad side is a dangerous place to be.

[Joyce Carrington]

Bond to Goon: Boy, you are a bad shot. I tell you to hit this nearly invisible bottle in my hand and all you do is shoot me in the groin.

[double0kevin]

Bond: you come near me and this giant rubber condom will be wrapped around your face! ah-ha, not so big now, are you?

[Johnboy007]

This has been the saddest caption contest ever.

Judging on Tuesday!

[Defender007(2)]

its kinda gettin old real fast

[Qwerty]

I just think there have been so many of these contests lately, we should just keep the long running ones like this one going.

[booyeah_]

Bond: look, ma! I won a goldfish at the fair!


Just for fun
P.S. I never knew Canada had such strict anti-bottle laws.

Edited by booyeah_, 15 February 2004 - 08:10 PM.

[Johnboy007]

Judging is tomorrow!

[Defender007(2)]

bond, being the partial idiot he is, didn't realise that bullets ignited alcohal, so naturally he dumped out his Budwieser and tried to use the bottle as a weapon.

[Xenobia]

Alas, the goon hanging by a thread didn't realize this was a BYOB mission:

Bring your own Bond.

-- Xen

[Johnboy007]

The winner of EoN Caption Contest #16 is:

Double-Oh-Zero with:

Bond: sO WhaT if I'M dRUnk!? I cAN sTiLL fite criME--hic. ThaT BloFeld chAP--hic---hE's gOT A ShiNy HeAd...

You get #17, Congratulations!

[Defender007(2)]

what about 2 and 3?

[Johnboy007]

2nd Place: though right in the middle of a firefight, Bond continued to get wasted on those Martinis -Defender

3rd Place: Alas, the goon hanging by a thread didn't realize this was a BYOB mission:

Bring your own Bond. - Xenobia(Happy birthday!)

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Thanks, johnboy. Number 17'll be up tomorrow, folks