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[Righty007]

My fellow Ohioan, 00Kevin, established a game similar to this one, but because his wasn't working to well, I decided to make my own altered version. Here is how to play, and please be serious:

We put our heads together to make a James Bond Story, but there is one catch, you can only post 1 sentance at a time.

Example: Perhaps I start "There once was a boy names Joe." and then someone hops in and says "He is 15 and lives in Florida." And, then I come back to add "He lives with 2 brothers, 2 sisters and his parents." and so on.

Now you get, "There once was a boy names Joe. He is 15 and lives in Florida. He lives with 2 brothers, 2 sisters and his parents..."

You get the idea. But, instead this is about James Bond not Joe and his family.

We keep going forever to make a James Bond Story.

One last thing, you can't post twice in a row.

I'll start:

One morning in late July at MI6 Headquarters in London, Commander James Bond was at his desk doing his least favorite task, paperwork.

[JackChase007]

It had been several months before the Old Man had given him a real assignment.

[Righty007]

Bond was about to go crazy from the lack of excitement around there, when suddenly, the phone rang.

[00Kevin]

yer so cheap righty.... ....BTW, mine wasn't doing that bad, I fixed it

It was M, Bond talked through the phone "Oh, Hello M.......but.....I.....yes, I know we slept together but......what?.....bahhh!!! fine! I'll take the bloody case....I'll be there in a second."

[Righty007]

Grow up, 00Kevin.

To everyone who wants to take this thread serious, 00Kevin's sentance above doesn't count. The current sentance is still the one I posted above.

[00Kevin]

man, don't be so uptight...the point of these kinds of games is to joke around with your favorite charactors

[Righty007]

The point of your games is for that purpose, but this game is to be taken seriously. Now don't post again unless you want to actually contibute to the game.

[00Kevin]

okay, I won't say that bond and M slept together......here, let me change my sentance:

It was Tanner, Bond talked through the phone "Oh, Hello Bill.......but.....I.....yes, I know we slept together but......what?.....bahhh!!! fine! I'll take the bloody case....I'll be there in a second."


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! j/k

okay, to please the my young uptight fellow ohioan (j/k) seriously this time:

"Oh, hello Penny, what? now? darn, I was hoping you and I could have lunch to gether," he heard the usual remark from moneypenny ,"Okay, Tell her I'll be up in a minute" he rang off and marched towards M's Office for his assignment.

(yeah, that was long)

[Miss Frost]

Bond marched along the corridor, and just as he finished straigtening his tie the overhead skylight shattered, and a dark figure landed at Bond's feet.

[Xenobia]

"Well, it's nice to see someone else knows how to make an entrance," Bond tossed off as he drew his weapon and pointed it at the figure in one fluid motion.

[JackChase007]

"The figure dodged the shots from Bond's pistol with an uncanny combination of speed and agility."

[Jimmy Blonde]

Bond's pistol was empty. The figure fired back as Bond entered BULLET TIME! The bullets flew found his head as they all seemed to miss.

[ChandlerBing]

"Whoa," Bond simply replied.

[homerjbond]

"Mr. Bond," the dark figure sneered, "Surprised to see me?"

[JackChase007]

Bond then ripped the VR goggles from his face, furiously, ending the VR program that he found to be detrimental to his training as well as his dignity.

[homerjbond]

Bond shouted, "Dammit, Q, I wanted the Moneypenny VR sequence!"

[JackChase007]

Major Boothroyd, the elderly gentleman who was responsible for MI6's most brilliant technological advances, frowned at Bond and replied, "Now really, 007. Must you always have your mind in the gutter?"

[Righty007]

The last two posts don't count because I don't like homerjbond's response.

We leave off at JackChase007's post: "Bond then ripped the VR goggles from his face, furiously, ending the VR program that he found to be detrimental to his training as well as his dignity."

[Xenobia]

"I thought this was supposed to be reality Q! How would someone get to our skylight?"

-- Xenobia

[JackChase007]

Major Boothroyd, known to many at MI6 as "Q", shook his head and replied, "Now, 007, no matter how unlikely it may seem, it is best to be prepared for any sort of situation - no matter how far-fetched it may seem."

[Jimmy Blonde]

Bond walked out of the office, just as Moneypenny entered, holding a sawn off shotgun. Bond fires his pistol, the bullet penetrating her head.
"Prepared for things like that, you mean?" Bond remarked. The 'REAL' VR is switched off.

[Righty007]

What?

[Joyce Carrington]

I know where Jimmy Blonde is getting at, Righty. Hang on.

"Precisely," the real Q remarked and took the VR goggles from Bond.

[homerjbond]

Boothroyd continued, "So, you see, with this updated 'VR within a VR', a field operative can simulate being drugged by any hallucinatory agent, challenging them to ascertain what is real and what is..."

[JackChase007]

"...totally rubbish?" interrupted Bond. He frowned, and continued, "No VR training can really match actual experiences, Major. I'm sure you'd agree."

[ChandlerBing]

"Now, pay attention, 007," the Major said in his usual tone, "Here are two pills, a red one and a blue one."

[JackChase007]

"The blue one is a tracking device - to be used in an emergency. We shall be able to pick up your location from this very lab."

[homerjbond]

"But, I will need a new vehicle," Bond responded, "My Vanquish seemed to have disappeared."

[ChandlerBing]

"And you forgot where you left it, did you?" Q just shook his head. "Which girl's house could it be parked in front of?"

[JackChase007]

"Actually, I think I might have left it at Moneypenny's flat...no, wait...impossible...where did I leave the bloody thing?"