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The "Are you like James Bond?" Game


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#1 Righty007

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Posted 07 June 2003 - 04:57 PM

This is a game that I thought of at school, yeterday. There are 9 things below describing James Bond. I want you to answer the questions to describe yourself. Each question is a worth a point, and for every trait that you share with Bond you get a point. The purpose of this game is to see if you are anything like Bond and if you could portray him in a film.

James Bond 007:

Race: Caucasion
Gender: Male
Height: 6 ft 1 in (183 cm)
Weight: 168 lb (76 kg)
Hair: Black
Eyes: Blue
Dominant hand: Right
Accent: British
Distinguishing marks: Scar on right shoulder; back of right hand

Overall Score Key:

5/9 or below - You are nothing like him.

6 - 7/9 - You are a little like him.

8/9 - If you put on a suit, drive an Aston Martin, and say "Bond...James Bond." you really look like him.

9/9 - Become an actor and try out to be Bond #6!

Example - Righty007:

Race: Caucasion
Gender: Male
Height: 5 ft 10 in
Weight: 135 lb
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Blue
Dominant hand: Right
Accent: Ohioian
Distinguishing marks: Scar on back of right hand and left side of face

My Score: 5/9

Try it out!

NOTE: For the "Distinguishing marks" section, you only get 1 point for matching one of the two scars or having them both.

#2 Mousey

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Posted 07 June 2003 - 05:10 PM

Race: Caucasion
Gender: Male
Height: 5 ft 11 in
Weight: 155 lb
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Blue
Dominant hand: Right
Accent: British
Distinguishing marks: Scar on back of left (sh**) hand

Another 6/9

#3 Righty007

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Posted 07 June 2003 - 08:13 PM

This is fun, give it a try!

#4 Xenobia

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Posted 07 June 2003 - 08:32 PM

Race: Caucasion
Gender: Female
Height: 5 ft 4 in
Weight: 140 lb
Hair: Medium Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Dominant hand: Left
Accent: Whatever I chose it to be at the moment
Distinguishing marks: Scar on the right hand side of my womb

Score: 1/9, but I think the female thing killed me right off the bat. :)

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#5 Joyce Carrington

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Posted 07 June 2003 - 08:40 PM

Race: Caucasion
Gender: Female
Height: 6 ft 1 in (183 cm)
Weight: 64 kg
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Dominant hand: Right
Accent: Amsterdam Dutch (with a posh 'r')
Distinguishing marks: Scar on left knee

Score: 4/9
So I'm nothing like Bond. But hey, what do you expect from a female.

#6 BONDFINESSE 007

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Posted 07 June 2003 - 10:11 PM

race: caucasion
gender: male
height:5-11
weight:150
hair:black
eyes:blue
dominate hand :right
accent:south carolinian
distinguishing marks : scar on my right thumb, right index finger

7/9

#7 JackChase007

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Posted 07 June 2003 - 10:20 PM

Race: Caucasion
Gender: Male
Height: 6 feet
Weight: 140
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Green-gray
Dominant Hand: Right
Accent: American (a rather undistinctive Long Island accent, I guess)
Distinguishing Marks: Two scars on right arm (one long, one very short), two scars on left knee.

About 6/9, I think.

Although, I always thought that Bond had black hair...

#8 Righty007

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Posted 07 June 2003 - 11:23 PM

BONDFINESSE 007: I counted 5 matches for you.

JackChase007: I counted 4 matches for you.

I think you guys got confused in the "Distinguishing marks" section, to get a point for that section, you have to have a scar in one of the two same places as Bond.

Use my example above to calcualte your points correctly.

#9 Righty007

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Posted 08 June 2003 - 12:36 AM

NOTE: For the "Distinguishing marks" section, you only get 1 point for matching one of the two scars or having them both.

#10 DanMan

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Posted 08 June 2003 - 12:55 AM

Race: Caucasion
Gender: Male
Height: 5'8
Weight: 135
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Brown
Dominant Hand: Right
Accent: Sort of Brooklynish accent
Distinguishing Marks: Scar on my right and left knee, a little one on my right cheek (!), and one on my right shoulder.

5/9, damn.

#11 Bryce (003)

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Posted 08 June 2003 - 12:56 AM

Race: Caucasian
Gender: Male
Height: 6 ft 1 in
Weight: 168 lb
Hair: Reddish/Brown
Eyes: Blue
Dominant hand: Right
Accent: Mid-Atlantic, but sounds more British whenever I visit for more than two days.
Distinguishing marks: Small scar on back of right hand and smaller on left side of face.

So, excluding the hair, I'm 8/9 and own a Brioni Tux and PPK.

btw - Bond's hair is black, not dark brown. Check the dossier in the novel FRWL.

Bond is also more about attitude and experience more so than primary stats.

#12 Righty007

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Posted 08 June 2003 - 12:59 AM

I thought his hair was black, sorry guys.

#13 Bryce (003)

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Posted 08 June 2003 - 01:15 AM

*Bryce returns from checking his weight*

Hmmm...168....I'm more comfortable at around 160.

Time to tone up before Spyfest...Can't dissapoint the Bond girls;)

Yoghurt and Lemon Juice!...awww bloody hell!

Although, the right hair dye and I'd score 9/9.

Somebody call Michael and Barbara...but only when Pierce wants to step down.

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Posted 08 June 2003 - 02:43 AM

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Somebody call Michael and Barbara...but only when Pierce wants to step down.


Good thing you qualified that Mr. Bryce, lest I have to step down...on your chest...for daring to try to unseat the reigning lord of Glencoe.

;-)

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#15 Bryce (003)

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Posted 08 June 2003 - 03:00 AM

My my....

I do have to point out that, unlike Pierce, my ancestorial family DOES hail from Glencoe.....

Pierce is free to do his thing until he wants to hang up the PPK or P-99, whatever the case maybe.

*Bryce makes mental note to run and hide if Xenobia wears spiked heels to Spyfest*

#16 Dr. Tynan

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Posted 08 June 2003 - 03:02 AM

What about attitude?

Race: Caucasian (Actually we're not much different from other races, y'know. Race? Loada BS).

Gender: Male

Height: Not sure, no less than 5ft 8 and no more than 5ft 10.

Weight: 11 st.

Hair: Black

Eyes: Kinda of a greeny colour.

Dominant hand: Right

Accent: I've been told I have an English accent, a Scottish accent, I think one guy said a Dublin accent. Not that I mind that, but someone is talking bs. I'd say I have kind of a soft Belfast accent.

Distinguishing marks: You mean scars; I've none.

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Posted 08 June 2003 - 05:52 AM

Race: Caucasion
Gender: Male
Height: 6 ft 1 in
Weight: 72 kg
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Blue
Dominant hand: Right
Accent: Aussie
Distinguishing marks: I don't have any scars, but since nearly everyone else here does, surely not having a scar is more distinguishing than having one.

Perhaps on a dark and foggy day, someone may think I vaugely resemble Bond, perhaps.

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Posted 09 June 2003 - 02:05 AM

Race:African-American
Gender: Male
Height:6'0
Weight: 210
Hair: n/a
Eyes: Brown
Dominant hand: Left
Accent: New Yawk
Disiniuishing Marks: Scar on right hand (thumb)
1/9
Well now that I loss weight I have more in common with, Robert B. Parker's Hawk character. But, Bond is still the man.

#19 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 09 June 2003 - 02:24 AM

Caucasion 1 - 1
Male 1 - 1
180 cms 0 - 1
110 kgs 0 - 0
Fair 0 -1
Blue with green flecks 1 - 1
Left 0 - 0
Aussie 0 - 1
Shrapnel wound on inner left knee 0 - 0

By the book I'm only a 3/10, but by the movies I double my score.


#20 ChandlerBing

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Posted 09 June 2003 - 05:25 PM

Race: Caucasion
Gender: Male
Height: 5 foot 8
Weight: 168 lb (76 kg) (close enough)
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Dominant hand: Right
Accent: British (Could Be)
Distinguishing marks: Cruel Smile, penetrating eyes, scar on right hand, sleeps with gun under pillow....oh, My God....Bing as Bond? No WAY!

#21 Xenobia

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Posted 09 June 2003 - 06:30 PM

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
My my....

I do have to point out that, unlike Pierce, my ancestorial family DOES hail from Glencoe.....

Pierce is free to do his thing until he wants to hang up the PPK or P-99, whatever the case maybe.

*Bryce makes mental note to run and hide if Xenobia wears spiked heels to Spyfest*


PAY ATTENTION 003!

007 hails from Glencoe, not Mr. Brosnan.

And just remember, 007's boots are steel tipped not steel heeled.

-- Xenobia

#22 PaulZ108

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Posted 09 June 2003 - 07:43 PM

Race: Caucasion
Gender: Male
Height: 6'
Weight: 210 lbs
Hair: light brown
Eyes: between blue and gray
Dominant hand: Right
Accent: Texan (slight)
Distinguishing marks: small scar a few inches under right eye (fell in a parking lot when I was 5)

I'm not going to bother with counting it up, but it's not close, whatever it is.

#23 Righty007

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Posted 09 June 2003 - 08:01 PM

Originally posted by PaulZ108
Race: Caucasion
Gender: Male
Height: 6'
Weight: 210 lbs
Hair: light brown  
Eyes: between blue and gray
Dominant hand: Right
Accent: Texan (slight)
Distinguishing marks: small scar a few inches under right eye

I'm not going to bother with counting it up, but it's not close, whatever it is.

You get a 3.5/9. I gave you 1/2 a point for having Blue/Gray eyes. :)

#24 Mister Asterix

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Posted 09 June 2003 - 08:03 PM

Dossier: Mr. Asterix

Race: Caucasion – 1 point
Gender: Male – 1 point
Height: Just over 6 ft (close enough) – 1 point
Weight: 168 lb (and then some) :) – 0 points
Hair: Brown with a slight sprinkle of silver – 0 points
Eyes: Brown – 0 Points
Dominant hand: Right – 1 Point
Accent: I’ve been told my accent is a Chicago accent despite only ever spending 9 days there in my life. (A product of combining the local St. Louis accent and my parents Michigan accent, no doubt) – 0 points
Distinguishing marks: Very subtle 3 inch scar on face, Scar on back, Scar on right hand. misc. other scars over body – 2 points+ ?

Submitted for Bonus points: Thick comma of hair that falls over brow when active.

Total: 6 points plus whatever bonus points anyones feel like tossing about. Of course, nobody ever would confuse me for James Bond so I’m thinking there is a flaw here somewhere.


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Posted 09 June 2003 - 08:52 PM

Subject: Agent 000

Race: Caucasian
Gender: Male
Height: 6'-0" (give or take)
Weight: 120 lbs (skinny bugger, I know)
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Two...er, green-grey
Dominant hand: Right
Accent: Canadian, but I could change it if I so desired
Distinguishing features: After accidentally scraping my hand up on the weekend, I think it's safe to say I'll have a scar on the last 3 fingers of my right hand.

I counted 5 points. If this is a game (as you say it is), I forfeit.

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Posted 09 June 2003 - 10:24 PM

I counted 3/9 for you, 000.

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Posted 10 June 2003 - 12:12 AM

Race: African-American
Gender: Male
Height: 5'9
Weight: 200
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Dominant Hand: Left
Accent: New Yawk-uh, north of 96th Street
Distinguishing Marks: Small scar on my face, large one on my left oblique.

Damn! I can't even be my namesake. But I could play "Bull" from TWINE!

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Posted 10 June 2003 - 12:21 AM

Geez! Are we all the walking wounded, or what!?

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Posted 10 June 2003 - 01:19 AM

Originally posted by Blofeld's Cat
Geez! Are we all the walking wounded, or what!?


Hey, life gets in the way sometimes.

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Posted 10 June 2003 - 01:31 AM

Originally posted by Righty007
I counted 3/9 for you, 000.

Alright, let's compromise and say that the fact I'm 6'-0" instead of 6'-1" and that I've got scars on my right fingers are worth 1/2 point each. That makes four points total. Deal? Sheesh, cut me some slack here, Righty. :);) Hey, I might be able to convince Stevie Wonder that I vaguely resemble Bond. :) Or not.